Someday I will die, and it will happen no later than at sixty, because I am young in soul and do not want to break down morally or physically. And you will all wipe and whip on my care, and I will sit on a wet parapet near Tverskaya-Yamskaya and smoke a cigarette. And you will all scream "Gorshok" Muddy! I will let your tears go and count your victories. We will win in this situation. I’ll leave when I don’t get bored. And you will remember me with a good word, for the fact that I didn’t get bored and didn’t become a fool making money for you. Well, this is about those posers from the estrade. Fighting for the face with plastic. Just to roll more on the stage for a bag of greens. I did everything for you. You are always with me. We’re one big family, and it’s logical and natural that you’re going to get along with me. No need guys. We will see again. Just live. I will wait..."

Palar: L...in talks about the causes of the Proton crash. The further, the more miraculous he speaks. Not in a story to say or a pen to describe. Techcard was written by some fool, the sensors of another were twisted, incredibly captivated and probably not hardy. The third is the master, probably was in the toilet and, who turned something there, did not see. OTK passed by and did not follow the bazar. The military reception probably went to Gorbushka, trading. I think Chelyabinsk was very lucky that Proton fell immediately.

and AIB:
- What do you think, Anon, these problems with Navalny's heart started because of all these stories in court, or is it some kind of congenital disease? Wouldn’t it be because of the court’s decision?
“We have Gorchok dead here, and you with your Navalny.

Please post here the lyrics of songs "King and Jokes"
Otherwise I will laugh at you. The resource is entertaining, not compassionate.
who wants to sneeze - sneeze on mayl.ru - they always have someone bad

by A-ha ha! How sexual preferences change with age: in the second episode of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, not the beautiful blue eyes of young Anakin Skywalker are now liked, but the chic beard of Obi-Wan. Probably in twenty years I will notice how erotic Darth Vader breathes.

A small burn.
In the village, he pulled the dog off the chain and walked like a walk.Then he went into the house, and he tied the dog near the house.BUT WHAT!This miracle came to mind to tie the dog to the ROPA!THE ROPA FUCK!He came out of the house neither the dog nor the shoulder!The whole family was chasing the village for an hour for the dog with the shoulder)

Yesterday, a German acquaintance, who studied in Moscow during the Soviet era, told how he was forced to read Das Kapital in Russian at the institute!

About the status

"I am looking for a man"

Diogenes rule

When I met my ex-girlfriend, I often heard her say almost proudly, “I don’t know why everybody hates me.” After a year of relationship, I hated her and we broke up, but I still can’t understand – why? Subconsciously I understand - shit, but I cannot clearly formulate the reasons.

From the conversation of two colleagues:
“Vlad, if you get a promotion and become my boss, I will call you exclusively VLADYKA!

The Dean is burning:
Being a student, he also fell into the period of renaming the department, first it was ATS - automation, telecommunications and communications, and then it was renamed to the operation of communications - ESS. Sometimes it was funny to see the reaction of people who got the answer to the question – who are you guys? We are the Mother of the Assassins!

Here is another fact from history - before the first submarine launch, it was worked out many times and the coordinates of the base in Norway stood in order to indicate the goal. And when they were going to shoot seriously, the combat on the field, at the last moment observing from the designers of the mine, noticed that the coordinates forgot to change.

Explain to me why the download list of the "opera" porn remains, and Shostakovich's concerts disappear?

The Roman
Mothers taught him.
by 15:44:51

Daria is
"Bliat" and "Pistets"?
by 15:47:09

The Roman
The difference is explained so.
by 15:47:47
Tipo came on a date with a girl, both agree to sex, but she has monthly
This fucking

The Roman
And if he came on a date, and she says she’s pregnant
by 15:48:50
This is fucking)

The effects of apples are for men.

Adam is
PS First

XXX: How are you different?
In general, it is not bad for the army.
Q: How do you write?
ууу: I write with comp, from our headquarters... "Sysadmin he and in the army Sysadmin" =)
Computers, my friend, are broken everywhere.

Publicity :
Girls waiting for a guy from the army
Going to Paradise

Commentary :
Are the others still alive?

And the rabbit can scare to death if it jumps out at the right time in the right place.

Who is Ho...
My good friend in the mid-1960s was a witness to such an episode.
The case was in those times when films with recordings of songs of Vladimir Vysotsky went on hand, but few had an idea about his appearance.
And then in the train, my friend saw one of the passengers with a rough appearance picked up a guitar from the third shelf and suddenly sang one military song, then another. A few minutes later, passengers gathered around the perpetrator. received very warm. One of the spectators shouted:
This is a high song!
The performer seemed to have been waiting for that. What he said in response caused everyone to stir up:
I am the same high-rise man!
People joyfully gave him food, asked to sing joking songs.
But the biggest surprise awaited everyone later.
Let me go to that high! I asked someone from the crowd.
The new character under the disapproving replicas of passengers took the guitar in his hands and easily performed the "Scalade", cleverly blinking to the girl, fascinated by what was happening from the second shelf. Then the guest returned the guitar to the suddenly pale owner, got the passport from the loaded pocket of the shirt and, uncovering it before the newly coated "barde", asked in the silence that arose:
If you are high, then who am I?! to
After this phrase, the guy went out of the car like the wind.

Porn is like that. After watching her, the girls are released from complexes, and the guys acquire.