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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140313
 08.04.2017
Discussions on the Hubble on the China Space Program’s relationship to private ownership on the Moon.

S> How does the international community deal with the fact that some left-wing private office of one country sells land on another planet, in a place not yet legally fixed by anybody?

K> If China doesn’t care about the U.S. patent system, then a private U.S. office is a joke.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140312
 08.04.2017
A man should be like coffee: strong, hot and not to let you fall asleep
The same black xD

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140311
 08.04.2017
I was a child: sent to the store for eggs, on the way home I forgot that in the bag of eggs - went and pin the bag, as usual. When I got home, I was terrified to find out that the bag was running out. Not knowing how to hide the crime, I decided to throw it out the window. The result: no eggs, no bag, with picturesque frozen flow of eggs through the window. My mother was most shocked.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140310
 08.04.2017
And yet no one rides through the deaf villages and does not count the number of those ready to take the weapons in their hands and go to overthrow the power, because I have long since figured like to die.

I walk through deaf villages. Growing there only cemeteries, the number of abandoned houses and people, due to age hard to get to their variety in the garden. Guess who they are voting for?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140309
 08.04.2017
You had a post here about Celine Dion and Celine Louis-Ferdinand, so here is my neighbor - a future philologist, having missed reading thought that Celine is Sergei who Dukanalis.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140308
 08.04.2017
It is done! Yandex mail sent spam emails from the Yandex drive team)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140307
 08.04.2017
The essence of officials:
The Russian Consulate in Ottawa
Mr. X, you have a problem – we lost your documents.
I: It’s your problem – because you lost them.
Documents are yours.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140306
 08.04.2017
Do you use foot pomegranates to remove bleaches on your hands? What made you laugh so much? The substances contained in the creams for the legs such as heparin or extracts of horse chestnut really contribute to the resorption of bluets, reduce pain and normalize blood flow...And if you learned that the cream from hemorrhoids is lubricated under the eyes from “bags”, would you be hysterical?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140305
 08.04.2017
It is said that Google has released vodka under its brand. Interestingly delicious or not?
yyy: with the taste of answers to all questions and a light shade of world power.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140304
 08.04.2017
<TopSpin>: Never turn on the whale from the youtuber! A gentle... pleasant... melodic... calming... relaxing... need a website? With WIX you can easily create it yourself.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140303
 08.04.2017
I go down in the late dawn to the sea, in front of the passage under the bridge, which runs the "Lastock", the wheels at the level of my eyes. I am sending an SMS to a Jeep lover:
The biggest clearance is electric.
The answer comes:
In the aircraft.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140302
 08.04.2017
Friday is such a magical day when at mid-fifth at the end of the working day you can scratch the whole week.
in the budget area and for the month, and for the quarter, and for the year

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140301
 08.04.2017
XXX: The man crossed three times before entering the office of Beeline.

YYY : Aha Three times crossed, bowed into the boiler and boiled there.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140300
 08.04.2017
News: Experts predicted a reduction in the number of hospitals to the level of 1913.
This is all you need to know about the current socio-economic course of the country))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140299
 08.04.2017
I demand that the forgiveness of children to the faith be regarded as the incitement of minors.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140298
 08.04.2017
Is that how to understand?

"5th summer son"

The fifth year? Do you have a seventh daughter?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №140297
 08.04.2017
When I was a kid, I wanted a cat, and my mom’s shirt was very similar. I often played with her, slept on her, but apparently she was too big and at some point I cut out a piece, about the size of a cat, right in the middle.
My cat was then bought.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №140296
 08.04.2017
I work in a women’s group. Every time I leave the office, I turn on my cell phone and leave it on my desk. In the evening, I listen to what those frogs were trembling behind my back. Now I know for sure who is a liar creature and who is not.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №140295
 08.04.2017
Today we had information in the city about the replacement of a shopping center. Fortunately it all happened. As 112 said, "the information has not been confirmed." And thank God.

So one middle-aged girl demanded that I bring her for free. And already after the cancellation of all information about the mining. And her route did not even pass close to the place of the CP. The main argument was “in Peter was driven.” I say, that is how it all ended. Information has not been confirmed. She said, “Oh, you just want to make money.

Fuck, I didn’t think it was so. All the way I proved to her that she was having a hernia. Now I realize that it was useless, but then it burned. He said, “They write about you correctly. You just want to get rid of it, shit. No need to write about you. You need to be cut like a pig. The fascists.”

That kind of shit.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140294
 08.04.2017
The law on the protection of the feelings of believers. Believers are either good or nothing.

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