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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №5855
 26.05.2008
Pushkin is a champion!
Don’t know what kind of boy with the microphone prevented him from driving?

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №5854
 26.05.2008
<BaBy> Good night.A you are probably a strict and vicious representative of the authorities in this candy:)My name is Lily
<KMV> So exactly
<BaBy> And what, don’t you even object to me?
<KMV> Your name is Lila?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5853
 26.05.2008
3 hours of night. Inet is cut off, does not react to attempts to connect. I try to call the support and I am mistaken with one number in the room. Instead of laid music, I hear the hips, there is a feeling of a slight burning.
Is this Corbyn? You are worried about Vasileostrovsky.
The tired voice of a young man.
This is not Corbyn, it is an apartment. Corbina has a breakdown, there will be no clock until 11 in the morning, but it may appear by 10. I don't remember the number of the application, try calling them.
Are you in Corbyn too?
I am in the Matrix.
It’s like he, the poor man, got him.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5852
 26.05.2008
One group on a pair burned. something fell from the neighboring party. He immediately raises up with the words:
Can I eat this? What is it?

O_0

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5851
 26.05.2008
The defeated man has no enemies.

Everyone becomes the enemy of the winner.

by konde13

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5850
 26.05.2008
This story was told to me by a man from the village of Lovozero, Murmansk.

The area.

He spent three months on the pasture with his flock. Of course, food is on

In the fireplace, if necessary - for a cat, sleep - in a tent.

He comes home.

And his wife says to him:

“My dear, I have a weekend tomorrow, let’s go somewhere in nature,

“A?”

http://yagupov.ru

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5849
 26.05.2008
The cult of personality in Russia has been replaced by the cult of duality.

A joke from 1956.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5848
 26.05.2008
Fuck it out!! to
I do not need to sleep! +7(915)097 77 18
26.05.2008 Wake me up at 6 a.m.! to
thank you!! to
The Seven (C)

MDE... I hear, the guy aqual waking up in a country with nine time zones))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5847
 26.05.2008
Kite: We sit here, we think, what did we give Medvedev for the inauguration: the ring of Almighty, the Mel of Destiny, or the golden ball from the Zone someone brought?
Rama-myla-mamy: The Flower of the Seaside...

KUEFA, World Cup in hockey, Eurovision... there are only 4 leaflets left...=)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5846
 26.05.2008
From one notorious project "Response":

Question: I’ve never seen anyone performing at Eurovision in the United States, why?

Answer: I have never seen the United States on the map of Europe, why?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №5845
 26.05.2008
See also: Hurra! There is food in the refrigerator!
I’ll catch it and eat it! and :)

[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №5844
 26.05.2008
[00:54:38]
<sender> is
<sender> can we play it?
<gf> is it? =) is
<sender> hz
<gf> and
<gf> and what you want
<sender> no well I thought she was sexy
<sender> :( and she’s shitty :(
<gf> and
<gf> sexy will not sit in irc
<gf> at night
<gf> by mobile
<gf> on #hackers

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №5843
 26.05.2008
>It's all shit, I put openbsd on sunfire without a monitor, on the network.
This is all shit, I once put a girl’s wing. I had to fuck a lot. She did not have a comp.
amoralyrr (*) (23.05.2008 22:43:25)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №5842
 26.05.2008
You are an indigenous peterburger, if you see a dividing bridge you say no "uh you!", a "bl@";

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №5841
 26.05.2008
The woman went to the store to buy a rubber, instead of her bought a hair gel, the money was not enough for the rubber.

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №5840
 26.05.2008
and brainiac:
Life wisdom
and brainiac:
If the socks smell cheese, it is time to wash them.
If the cheese smells like socks, it’s time to throw it away.
^ ^ ^

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №5839
 26.05.2008
Offget щас собчак issued "we will take you home 2 and make you a normal man"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5838
 26.05.2008
Response to SPAM:
" Increased by your method of member. How can I increase my mouth?"

Do you send spam?? to

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №5837
 26.05.2008
Judging by the May victories of Russia, you start to craving that Euro 2008 in June...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5836
 26.05.2008
Lebedev asks:
- how to make people leave more cups (now, to my surprise, leaves about a quarter of visitors, and leaves usually less than 10%)
How to prevent people from ordering a cup of coffee and then sitting for two hours
How to prevent people who don’t like you from going to the cafe

Honestly, the service in our establishments, as a constant example - when you come to the pizzeria for more than 20 minutes, you wait for when they will bring this shit pizza, and a shit to taste. with delivery to the office pizza brought minutes for 40-50, and normal.
And more than 10 percent of the teas will not give...because you are so, apologize, hide, hide prices and still look forward to good teas.

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