What a day, right?

I went to cinema. I lost the keys of my apartment. Must go home. Reserve keys from a neighbor and parents. My neighbor is on vacation. The parents remain. I go through the whole city to them. Three hours of night. I call the cellphone, they don’t open. The weekend. Probably in Dacia. I get the phone and call my brother. The battery died. I do not remember the number. My brother comes in the morning. If you come, I have to go to Dacia. The bus does not go until 11 in the morning. 15 km walk to Dacia. 5 hours in the morning. I am in place. Parents are not there. I jump through the fence. is tired. I sleep until 11 in the morning on the terrace sofa. I hate mosquitoes. It is cold. I go to my parents. I call the homephone. The brother opens. He just came. Parents are not at home. I recently went to Dacia. The key to my apartment is in their link...I think it can’t continue...

of Kazakhstan.
A teacher named Shinar from the city of Shymkent explained to the children the Zhi-shi rule for two lessons.

Heroes of GTA 5 may be able to steal bonus machines.
The crowns of bonbons!

from ZH:

A conversation between two women:

“You understand, Masha, we have different situations with you: yours loses weight if you don’t feed it, and mine becomes fat if you feed it. Believe me, it is not the same thing!

A bouquet of lilies, raspberries with beaten cream, silenced by Sinatra. A romantic date? My grandmother from Dacia has returned.

He tried to leave a vote against the Internet law, failed the quest in the second phase. I’d rather go to Alan Wake and play, it’s not so scary.

About children’s words.

When we were children playing hiding in the courtyard, we needed to knock on the place of the Odas and shout: "The stick-pick-up for...". Individual advanced boys had already reduced the "pick-up" to "par-wares". And then, getting much older, taking my niece out of the garden, I heard that the new generation, playing in hiding, screaming already "wary-wary". Our child answered my question, that this is such a special word for hiding, and in the fact that in my memory it came out of the "pane-pane", she, in my opinion, did not believe me.

Hey to! Hey to!
The whole family
Brothers and Friends,
The boy was accompanied, crying and roaring
They watered vodka, kissed roses.

by Miroslav:
“Mom, remind me of the saying in which the cabin was shot.
Shock to %?
About the colors of the rainbow.
Every Hunter Wants to Know Where Fasan Sits.

Look at what a beautiful cloud! What does it look like?
She is : AGA. of the erythrocytes.
He is :?! On the hand!

After a sunny weekend with a guy - colleague we boast of "sugar", or more precisely, fireworks. P: The whole torso burned, such sensations are unpleasant, especially on the shoulders it hurts. What do you know about pain? You don’t have to stretch a spat on these shoulders and back!

After a detailed examination of the TZ, it seems to me that our project is very similar to a bicycle on a cradle...

A: Where are the gold toilets sold?
B: Sitting on metal is not a comilfo.
c: ivory ivory seat and covers can be ordered
d: Better of colibri bone... it will be much cooler than it will be of elephant...

XXX: Yesterday the trolls sat
I am on antibiotics, I can't drink
xxx: on the sidelines came a man with his wife, whom the last time on the NG about seen
XXX: Well they come, Friday, evening, I with the tea
XXX: They O_______O
XXX: What Happened
xxx: well Seroga is the best friend, who can still so convincingly rub that I after NG slept, caught two whites, tried to influence my ancestors and friends, but I did not give up, several times I was taken, then coded and I have to be observed by a psychiatrist for 3 months.
xxx: and I am sitting with such a sad appearance a teak teak, unbarred such a

I lay down on the couch with the words: "I was attacked by laziness..."
The husband was surprised: “Have you been attacked by a deer?” and O"

XXX: I brought a laptop. They say toys don’t work.
XXX: I open, and there is Ubuntu. – – – –

It was a story about cabbage in the hospital, similar in consistency, to epoxy.
In the army, during the exercises, it was necessary to live in tents, so down, near this tent, it was gathered from scattered shields. As in any rainy design, there were cracks, which we tried to lubricate with substrate materials, so the best lubrication turned out to be pasta, cooked in the field kitchen, and having the consistency of clay, the taste also seems, they were not soaked even by rain.

Dmitry: I have to deal with my schedule of dates, if I can give you time... Dmitry: Ho-ho-ho
Empty for 4 months!

Join the Club "KIT"
The names of the founders of the club... Konoplev and Trawkin

Are you there soon? I eat and am free.
Yyy: I will put as small, so I will write
Xxx: So can I not rush and eat peelmen one by one?
Yyy:)))))))