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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100113
 05.07.2014
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XHHH: a television broadcast where a man cookes with small ones

Q: Would you like to go to space?

Tagged with: diaia

Man: and why?

First small: to destroy the star of death

That nothing threatens our galaxy!by 111
and O_O

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100112
 05.07.2014
The cat made friends with a flying mushroom. A rather disgusting creature, but I loved my balcony. Siren wings, fur marble color, on the diaphragms are visible bloody veins - in general, fu. And everything climbs, floats... I like a lover of animals, put out a dish with milk. I ate a mouse, here is a pixel of it!!! To break out, and the cat barely bit her head immediately - barely broke out. Sitting next to me, everyone is trembling. And here is Pixel Bats - and he left. The mouse is either sick, or something else, they are infected with all kinds of infections... But it was cool - the pulse was swollen.
She broke out, clung to the brick with her knees, sat down, went to sleep. Fuck you! I have it in my hands, and to the pixel. He is pleased, he protected the owner, don’t hinder me from watching football.
He took it (and the mouse is already cut off), grabbed it, and went out. Well, right now to drag to the veterinarian, and a mouse like that embraces him - raised his wings, crumbled afterwards, put him in the palm of the cat and sleep. A pixel of her leg grabbed, licked a couple of times, sneezed, and also slept.

In the morning the mouse flew away, and the cat is now missing. And I don’t think she’s so disgusting.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100111
 05.07.2014
Admin tried to upgrade the memory to the mac-mini. At first, he was hit by electricity from the food connector. Then he did not find a way to get rid of it. Go to INNET. Google search on request "mac mini 2336 disassembly", first link, instructions...

A spatula is needed to disassemble. This spatula needs to be fixed in advance...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №100110
 05.07.2014
A quality brand shoe (well, that is, that doesn’t wipe through and crumble into pieces on the first or second thousand kilometers) I’ve only seen in Kenya. Local brands there make it from car covers. It costs roughly 100 rubles per pair.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100109
 05.07.2014
When I was a child, I had a simple garden cat. When he cried, it was fun to put a finger in his mouth. Many years later we brought Maine Coon. I catch myself on the thought that when he screams, I want to move away...
Using the opportunity, I greet the fly.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100108
 05.07.2014
In a world where the balls don’t drown
Tatiana sinking in the river.
There is something to cry over again.
There is a meaning in life.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №100107
 05.07.2014
To the question of expensive pools and cheap pools. I had a colleague at my previous job - a girl from Kraljev, who pretended to be a mosquito to a bone brain. With her slight bank salary ($100k rubles) she paid the rental of an apartment in the TTK area, loan for a foreign trade mark, all branded pieces (Moschino, Chloe, D&G), her hair was cut to the salon in the center for $8,000, vacation only at fashionable resorts (Miami, Marbella, etc.), but for 2 weeks a month she ate wide for lunch!!! That is, in the dining room for 190 rubles a comprehensive lunch, and she even lacked it. Is this shrinking???? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100106
 05.07.2014
The match is Netherlands – Colombia. For the first time dealers meet with producers without intermediaries! )))

[ + 45 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100105
 05.07.2014
We jumped, we jumped, the half of the country has already broken.
A grandmother jumps, a grandfather jumps, a puppet and a student jumps.
And Klitschko jumped up like a fun ringing ball!
Petya Poroshenko and the sick Tymoshenko.
Sennya Yatsenyuk is running. Whoever does not jump is a fucker.
Crimea does not jump, it is a pity. Whoever does not jump, is a moscal.
We are all happy, we are all happy. Whoever does not jump is a collar!
They jump their ass, jump their legs, have fun with the banderols!
Above all, like a monkey, he jumps and sings Ruslan.
It even replaces sex, it has a jumping reflex.
The half of the country – foolish! The Orange Syndrome.
Merkel is knocking in the palms. Those who jump are good.
Obama is happy too. Horses will help.
Their winter, for the New Year, a full plane will be sent!
Truth mosquitoes, infection, left us without gas.
We spit through the lips and begin to curl in the tube.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100104
 05.07.2014
The accountant is now standing at the box office and crumbling that he has already forgotten how to correctly write the amounts by writing. I am kind, suggested that the word "thousand" is written with one "thousand";;

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100103
 05.07.2014
The only winner in the Civil War is the Bureau of Ritual Services.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №100102
 05.07.2014
It was in the 80s of the last century. I lived in a student community. There was a Polish and Uzbek. They lived friendly. In the refrigerator there was a "country", that is, the whole barrel was common and was not divided into "my" and "foreign". So we got something new. A German postgraduate student from the DDR came to Moscow for an internship... We open the first day the refrigerator and smooth. The German bought the sacrifice and carefully marked it all with a black flommaster! In the door lies a feather of eggs and black crosses on all.))) In the evening the German opened the refrigerator and it was his turn to chew... On his eggs instead of crosses was painted a black swastika, and on our eggs colored red stars :)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100101
 05.07.2014
First the roads had to be asphalted, and then the mat to be banned!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100100
 05.07.2014
Today, July 4, dirty separatists across the ocean celebrate how they sent our native country

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100099
 05.07.2014
On the imhonet, from the discussion of a comedy about gays.

xxx: Too sluggish and too "blue" movie. My boyfriend is not worth looking at. The disappointment of Almodovar.

Commentary : What? I would go with myself ?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100098
 05.07.2014
He listened to the conversation of young people at the neighboring table in the restaurant. Looking at the 2014 World Cup, a 25-year-old man suddenly issued:
As a child, I was seriously engaged in football, participated in tournaments! I usually don’t tell anyone about it.
Why do you hide?
- Our team was called "Golden Cows"...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №100097
 05.07.2014
Following the logic, uneducated little children in cafes, cinemas and other crowds of the public are also concerned by their parents, because it is the parents who make the decision to give birth to a child. They chose this path themselves. But the fact that the little monsters worship, arrange hysterics, run and do a lot of other things, not always pleasant to others, parents do not care: ONEJEDITE as much as possible! Prohibit the children. And in the trains too.
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Oh wow! Yes! A thousand times yes. And in the aircraft.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100096
 05.07.2014
He was overwhelmed:
Bankrupt, the little bad box did not give out as much as he promised (speaking that it was over).
I gave the driver a fifty. She didn’t take a beard. He gave me two hundred rubles. One is 10 rubles, the rest are smaller. Five hundred and twenty.
well ch. I put it all in my pocket and it was like a real ringtone :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100095
 05.07.2014
Let me know, but how much do bad branded things cost?

You will be unpleasantly surprised, but almost as much as good. Sometimes even more...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100094
 05.07.2014
Mom asks for help with the crossword:
This is the brain of the computing system, 7 letters, the second E, the fourth Sh, the seventh B.
I think deeply... then I ask you to show me the question in the crossword, and there: "The Brain of the VC".
The Armed Forces, Mom. Genset is this)

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