News on Rambler:
"In the Dushanbe Zoo settled a vulnerable begemot".
Nothing, soon the Depressive Horecs will come with the company and release the Behemot!

With the current influx of "vanilla" even somehow embarrassed to admit that you love her taste in baking...

From the tape:
"Rosavtodor called the volumes of theft during the construction of roads "medium-Russian"
Thank God, I was worried, everything is fine.

British scientists have discovered that a black hole is only black on the outside. Inside it is pink.

wlan> remember I graduated in May?

wlan> calls today

wlan> "Kyryuch, and what was the diploma about? I’m in the interview and I’m asking"

wlan> SoulThreads: it has protected it well

Recently I heard on TV: “If you really want sex, and not with someone, there are two options: Masturbating or standing on your head!”! to
I immediately thought of myself: "Hren I will stand on my head"))

Until recently, I thought that Profittrols were such cakes... But now I know a few such people %)

<xxx> for the first time I was having anal sex with a girl))
<yyy> is it going to happen? xDDD

years after 50: "he received a brilliant philosophical education, was signed on the posts "Cognitive Dissonance" and "Trahny Normality", was read by the status of outstanding contemporaries..."

I got bored and decided to go crazy. The designer was placed in the safe. Closed and started smoking. Just remembered now. A positive end to the working day.

What do you, Hope, know about Dosta?! to
ALENA

We go with a friend (D) on the street, by the road. He wanted a chipset. Ok to Ok. Go to Larry:
D: Give "les" small
Seller (P): for 15r which?
D: Yes
The seller puts chips on the shelf. and Lease. the small ones. A friend pulls behind them, and suddenly she takes the chips with the words "There are no little leases" and closes the window. Oh okay, is it not?

xxx: and if the President breaks on the footage - will it be cut or shown?? to
YYY: If they show, they’ll cut off... the entire filming group.

I call a friend. From the sound of a loud voice:
The subscriber temporarily refuses. Try calling back later.

What business the wife of the mayor of the city can be determined by what construction and repair works are carried out on the city streets.

Soviet times, a regime enterprise. Many production processes require washing, washing, de-fating, etc. Alcohol acts as a liquid for these purposes. The cost is huge, several barrels are released from the warehouse every day. What happens next is uncontrolled – useless. But most go as intended, so the rest close their eyes. But what is stored in the warehouse is the subject of strict reporting. And for the disappearance of alcohol from there, there is an excuse with the deduction of the value of the missing (the owner of the penny) from the salary, then a strict excuse, and then dismissal on the article. This is a wolf ticket. And the alcohol from the warehouse was missing, the chief knew that the warehouser had nothing to do with it and did not rush with excuses, but this only for a while dissuaded (pardon) the result and the warehouses changed every six months.
Newcomer explained the situation. And they promised that if he could catch the thief, he would receive a prize of three salaries, a certificate and his avatar on the board of honor.
How you catch them. There were no video surveillance cameras.
No traps can be placed. Hiding in the shelter, too. Enterprise regime, all strictly, at 8 in the morning came, at 17 in the evening put a plastic seal on the castle of the warehouse and left the territory. They steal at night. The walls are old-fashioned, around holes, which occasionally clutter.
Moreover, it is necessary to catch the hand, no indirect evidence or deductive guesses were promised not to take into account. Therefore, no one from the chiefs believed in catching the thieves, because how many tried to catch them and it was all foolish. And the new warehouser, to the general surprise, took and caught.
Before leaving the warehouse, he laid on the box a chicken chicken baked, with a crisping crust and delicate juicy meat, salsa thinly cut, inside pink, with garlic, tomatoes, a beam of green, cucumbers low-salted, slices of fragile bread. And, pressed by the sweet smell of saliva, he went home.
And in the morning the thieves were taken carelessly sleeping in the warehouse in the alcoholic stove.

Your receiver is set to the “Auto Radio” wave. Good news for
owners of cars "Oka": five minutes ago collided "Maibach" and
“The Bentley.” To self-affirm and crack, you can go to the crossroads.
Herzen and Roses Luxembourg.

X: Hm
X: Advertising appliance in contact: perfume. Create your own smell
Q: How to understand? Kill 12 prostitutes and create your own fragrance.

[ x ]
The ants have the largest brain of all living beings. With regard to the body, of course.
[ and ]
Judging by the speed with which these creatures found the cookies,
[ and ]
They also have an intuition :)

That fucking Wikipedia! On the sensor, that would increase to readability, you need to tap the screen 2 times, and here, shit, where do not tap - everywhere a link!