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[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67653
 28.07.2012
Ahuel today at work with the SBShnik phrases: "afternoon quarreled with his wife. I didn’t feed, didn’t give...I had a ban on my ass and a refrigerator!" Fuck, they all cried.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №67652
 28.07.2012
“What a Negro, you are a Tatar!” laughed Snoop Dog, and Timati cried.
Tagged Mercury

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №67651
 28.07.2012
The IT-systems are
Someone better than you, he
Fuck him and fuck him.
Drink a beer and then sit down.
Learn by yourself.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67650
 28.07.2012
Before you start a quarrel with a woman, think twice - after 10-15 minutes you will get tired of quarrelling, and she is NOT.
YYY: Yes well. Somebody will want to eat soon.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67649
 28.07.2012
I checked out a crossword from a children’s magazine, untold by my son.
I, like a naïve girl who grew up in the village, at the question: "Chicken with Eggs", immediately thought of the "puppy". However, my advanced city child decided differently.
And the worst thing is that the word "chicken" really suited.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67648
 28.07.2012
XXX: You understand
XXX: Push-up is so lucky
xxx: what breasts in the decoult look and such "Hello!"
Without him, they are hiding under the maid and we are in the house.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67647
 28.07.2012
No woman gets the attention that gets floating in windless weather.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67646
 28.07.2012
I walk in the evening on the street, dark, quiet, standing in the shade of the car, black, with tinted glasses, the glass is lowered, from there looks a man in a coat and a suit... and soap bubbles.

[ + 38 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67645
 28.07.2012
I work as a psychologist. My girlfriend finds her 15-year-old son with a bullet on his head. She didn’t say a word to him. She comes and says, "what am I doing wrong, why does my child do it?" and we start to find out with her and it turns out that she is having a strong insult to men, father, brother, ex-husband. She started working on this problem. Today, the guy is 20 years old and he does not suffer from such a fist.
You don’t have to work with the child, you have to work with yourself. Pity your children, help them, do not leave your problems on their shoulders. Don’t be surprised that in the high school he started drinking, when you eat yourself at feasts with relatives and friends from a deep youth. Don’t scream that he’s failing, once he gets three or four in a quarter, when your grades in school are one in physical education.
by Nakipelo. You come to me screaming that your children are a nightmare, and you don’t want to admit that the nightmare is you.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №67644
 28.07.2012
The explanatory note.

I, xxx, was late to work because I read E. Gusserl’s Lectures on the Phenomenology of the Inner Consciousness of Time, which clearly and clearly state that time objective and time immanent should be distinguished. Thus, I consider all the claims made to me to be unsustainable within the framework of the transcendental system of European philosophy in accordance with the profound understanding of Husserl’s maxims.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67643
 28.07.2012
You are still a blonde in the shower.
YYY: Why did you get that I am in the shower now?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67642
 28.07.2012
I work in a large company in the energy industry (repair of cable lines, cable length, consumer connectivity, etc.) I missed it recently:
Calls us a dispatcher and gives the task to disable the non-payer in a frequent house. Well, we came to the tower, got up, disconnected it from the network and there is an or on the whole street:
and Dimas! Fuck on the Wi-Fi, I’m still fucking in the Ride!!! I almost fell out of laughter from the tower. and. and.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67641
 28.07.2012
The Thematic Forum:

A: With great difficulty I got the secret drawings of a real flying plate from the Sirius A-Sotis system.I want to collect something like this in my leisure but the nominals of tyristors are not specified.Can I use the domestic KU212B?

A: They are perfectly suitable.They can be taken from the old color music.If you do not find it, I have a six-piece color music in the working state.I will give it cheap. But in this scheme it is preferable to use a circular current lamp switch.You can use domestic 6P36 from color TVs. But, as you can see, there is also the hollow coil of Tesla.

Q: Even in the pioneering radio circle, I collected wireless models of UFO power installations.

A: I put KU212B.The plate is very hot.The plate is jumping, but it doesn’t take off.

C: Usually helps a straight and sharp stroke with a squad. At least all my eternal engines are built like that!

A: You are a rude and irresponsible type.Do not write in my topics.

Q: And what do you have against the point application of kinetic energy? Most engines and other electrical appliances run this way. However, you do not need the advice of a professional, then you can not pay attention to me.


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67640
 28.07.2012
Afro_mama: from the fun - the customer came, in the conversation said that he wants the interior of the house as in the house of Batman
Well, we all crushed, strained, became brutal and dark to him, with leather curtains like painting.
And then someone decided to watch the movie, so in the movie Batman has a classic American interior in pastel tones.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №67639
 28.07.2012
The fool is grieved at every loss, but the wise man is not glad at every finding.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №67638
 28.07.2012
In ancient times, commanders before an important battle usually inspired their soldiers with a short flaming speech. This is how the Prussian king, Frederick the Great, did: "Who told you, you fools, that you must live forever?"

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67637
 28.07.2012
Such a feeling that the neighbors even paste the wallpaper with the help of a perforator.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67636
 28.07.2012
He worked as a warehouser in Adidas. I am dismissed.

I: What happens if I write in the statement that I am leaving?
Director: We have a special department where your work will be wiped, burned, and fed.
Then they will burn and burn you.

I love my job and will miss it :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67635
 28.07.2012
xxx: in video recorders seems to lack the function "send to youtube"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67634
 28.07.2012
1 - yesterday with the air conditioner, the engine is barely pulling
It was cold yesterday, the air conditioner turned on.
Driving with air conditioning. In the luggage. My machine is heavy and my machine is weak.
2 - and

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