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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115013
 19.06.2015
Do you agree that both partners should take care of protection? A woman just has to eat in her head, right? Without worrying about morality, for her, the consequences of unprotected sexual intercourse are far more serious and quite tangible purely physically.

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Are you really fucking? In a particular starting situation, the woman was not protected for the reason that she considered these relationships serious and they arranged her, so that she wanted children from her beloved husband/man. If the relationship did not satisfy the man it was worth to say about it and break up in the ideal, well, or at least stretch the ganglion, if the gut is thin, and do not stretch the children because he does not need them.
In general, judging by the number of excuses invented for this, camarader, many men have simply recognized themselves and they invent excuses not for him, but for themselves.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115012
 19.06.2015
XX: I personally know girls who want sex, but want to close their eyes and make it happen. The user macosi reminds by description.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115011
 19.06.2015
Sell the cat.
User was scratched for this post

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115010
 19.06.2015
Today encountered the neologism to designate a filament female part of good sizes - a kardashian.
In my time they said "Kurdjuk"...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115009
 19.06.2015
from ZH:

The most ancient anecdote that is known today belongs to the Egyptians: "Only a husband knows how his wife actually behaves."

Since then, humorists have not gone anywhere.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115008
 19.06.2015
I can’t help but share: a "Documentary film about Chernobyl A.S." was found on the titub. It’s even scary to think what kind of a grandmother this is.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115007
 19.06.2015
Every time another rocket is unable to deliver another useful thing into space, I get upset and upset. And then I remember that there are people who are sick for Russian football, and nothing, live.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №115006
 18.06.2015
nnn: The more I look at what is happening in Ukraine, the more it seems to me that "The Wedding in Malinovka" is a documentary.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115005
 18.06.2015
Catcher: A wife walks around the house and is angry because of her colleagues. Something they put in there. And she also made a mask for her legs a day ago, from which the old skin tears. Therefore, I now have a full-fledged snake at home: it spits and drops the skin.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115004
 18.06.2015
This colleague literally learned from me a few weeks ago that Lenin did not want to overthrow Peter the First at all.

Lenin wanted to overthrow Peter the First.
And he was very angry that he could do this – the cunning Peter had time to die before Lenin was born.

[ + 29 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115003
 18.06.2015
The only thing that kept me from meeting the girl who looked at me was that she took my turn to the venereologist.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115002
 18.06.2015
Let’s just make money on this toilet together. And something girls like is that I know how to cook / wash / clean, and that when discussing the future of life I offer housing to buy 50/50 - do not like.

P.S I have my honestly purchased home, but we are for equal rights in marriage?
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My husband and I live in my father’s apartment and we both make money on furniture. Can I now, with a calm soul, force him to cook, wash and wash the toilet? = = )

P.S You can’t even try marriage for love, I understand.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115001
 18.06.2015
xxx: When we were with my son on the day with Daddy, we went to the garden for a strawberry. came home. and washed. Sitting to eat. And then I realized I was an adult, and you know how?
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xxx: Earlier in my childhood - I was given the most mature berries, and the greens to my grandmother and mother) and now the greens - to me ((

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №115000
 18.06.2015
It is good to be a fly. For her and fucking stunned and stunned.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114999
 18.06.2015
17556, which overcame all misfortunes!

Honestly, I’d rather endure a crowd of suicidal insinuations than one of those I can overcome, in which self-love runs literally in every word.

You enjoy your role as a poor widow with a child in your arms so much that you do not notice the rest, mixing them with the debris. Your colleague, who dared to insult your bright eye with an eternally cloudy sight, lives alone with a drunken father. This means that in the best case, the father can arrange constant drunk scandals and fights. And in the worst - to create such a thing that the fact that she didn't shake up in a psychic or at the cemetery after what happened will be a real miracle.

So just think about others the next time before you do it again. The whole world is not obliged to mourn your sorrow, you know.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114998
 18.06.2015
When I went to work as a firefighter at the Wachtangov Theatre,
I was told that Yevgeny Bagrationovich Wachtangov
I like to say to young artists: “You have to prepare for the old while you are young!
Young people don’t like to play old people, and when the age is right, it’s too late, all the roles are occupied.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №114997
 18.06.2015
here here :
Tell me, is this schizophrenia? If I have several personalities, but they do not interfere with each other, but on the contrary, perfectly fit and harmoniously complement each other. Do I need to be treated?
and...

You have several users in the system. Let it work, the main thing is that Amigo does not roll.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №114996
 18.06.2015
I wave...

I explain:
The man could stretch Gandon once uncertain and not bear fruit. Or to encourage the children to do well, and then - ah, I endured, I couldn't.
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Sex safety is the responsibility of both partners, except in the case of rape. The fact that the man did not wear a condom was his decision. But what the woman gave him in this case was her decision. The children he was upset, father Carlo was dumb... And she didn’t notice, she was busy cleaning, apparently.

So, like whistling in a living person without a condom, not thinking about the consequences, it is normal, and a woman let herself bump with contraceptives. The fact that contraceptives fail, condoms break, of course, the woman is to blame. She is a mercantile SS... a resilient woman who only thinks about how to fly and pull a grandmother's man. If you go to bed with a woman with whom you have a relationship without a condom, then be prepared for possible paternity. Not ready - leave immediately, do not rub a woman's head and do not ruin her life.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114995
 18.06.2015
I answer

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I’ll answer the naive who doesn’t understand why women who are only looking for sex are offered relationships.

So here. If a woman is only looking for sex, then the rest of her problems she solves herself (or for a set of other sources) So she is self-sufficient and has unspent sexual energy. At the exit we have quality sex and we have no other people's problems on our head. I want such relationships.
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If a man just had sex and rejoiced in the absence of problems, everything would be great. But for some reason he goes to solve the most non-existent problems (and in fact creates them), this is incomprehensible.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114994
 18.06.2015
The dust floats in the border, and the ships are walking!
and...

First in Proud
Secondly, she’s fucking on the boat and swimming.
The courts go.
Before teaching others, it would be good for yourself to learn, and then to open your mouth and whisper.

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