The wedding was held in a rural restaurant. The kids sat on the table. They quickly picked up everything and went to the young man's pitch to play. And for the adults, the matter just came to be “bitter!” and suddenly somewhere on the 16th floor, the granddaughter of Borka, five years old, enters the hall with a blatant look, which clearly read:
Why am I so upset that I am called so urgently and loudly?
Laughing, they thought that in the life of every Boris such a possibility is not excluded.

My cat loves when the pot is filled with torn paper. Schröder, what to do...

xxx: Yesterday I returned home at midnight, as we went to a bar with friends.
XXX: My wife knew it. I let go.
At home, I found my wife asleep.
Silently, without lighting on, lay down in bed, and today...
I woke up in my bed...
YYY: I did not understand. and what?
With a brunette!!! to
YYY: Are you pulling someone?
XXX is no. I turned around and only she and I were in bed. I decided to look carefully at my face. Go through her...
XXX is a dog!! My hair was beautiful that day!! to

"...If the result is the same, why pay more?"

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It works everywhere: in the year edak in 2000, we were engaged in sporting ball dances in one inexpensive club. At that time, the monthly fee for three-time weekly classes was about 200 rubles. An individual class with a coach cost about 300-600 rubles. with international level trainers – about $20 per hour. We were limited to monthly pay and danced according to our abilities. Another couple from the club spent a lot of money on individual training almost every day. In the championship we divided by points 9-10 place. We were pleased, they were very thoughtful in thinking about their costs.

Heinrich Himmler: Tell me! What do you do if you are a watcher?
ALFY2J: From anyone, but from you, Henry, I did not expect

she was finishing laying things in the closet came a friend and with the words: "we are not so accepted", began to pull out all the things back
and...
The citizens!! to
The gathering!(And the sisters)
What happened to the previously humorous resource!? Not only that the moral wickedness has been pulled up so much, and it has begun to shrink...

Mizulina called the Apple iPhone a device that is used to carry out evil actions against children.
I knew, I knew it.

Particularly good policemen in Amsterdam, in the Red Light District. They are very friendly and do not seem to be behind tourists in terms of coffee shops.
Yyy: And if you drink beer on the street, you will be fined by a smoked policeman :)))

If you slept with your wife’s sister, the spouse will never know about it...unless they argue.

Call center, we accept ads in the newspaper. There is a badly hearing bubble, in which in the background somewhere there is a bad voice TV, there is a dialogue:
Call the phone number...
A to?! to
Name the phone number that you will indicate in your advertisement.
What is?! to
Keep the TV quiet, please.
Grandmother walks into someone’s room:
I watch the TV and I can’t hear it!!!! to

A friend arranged a sysadmin in a kindergarten. And it is there just not exploited, and the furniture is dragging, and the fence is painted, in general, a multi-story))))

Nude (12:43:21 3/07/2014)
Hi to you! How are your business? How in the garden?

Daniel (12:44:57 3/07/2014)
Hi to you! It is great, thank you! I bought a shell in a trimmer, I will go to cut them the grass, like a real admin)))

You have a sense of female logic. It is logical to paint your nails first, and then ask your husband to wash your dishes, because you can’t wash your dishes with painted nails ?

(We discuss the opening of our business)
WOW: Why do these entrepreneurial development funds just need supervision?
Probably in order to ensure the minimum rate and all...

XXX: This is what we need.

I generally have an impression:
I need money to start a business!
Bank: You are unreliable. You do not work in the market for more than 6 months, you do not have a mortgage property, and you are generally a dwarf. Go to shit!
In a year or two.
Bank - newOOO: you are doing business! The turnarounds are growing! Take a loan!
I’ll do it myself, go to the ass!

In the villages of Ukraine may appear old men

In the woods the partisans

Fuck, you’re so delicious with Linux that I wanted to put it myself.

xxx: I think we have a great family: a psychiatrist and a programmer!
YYY: Oh, and there is also a lifeblood: the one and the other.

Running on the rabbits: Intelligence like the bread in these girls %)
Don’t offend the bread :(

I don’t understand those cruises. I was in one and I got enough. What else can I do besides bushing??? What if you don’t want to drink? From boredom, I began to help the crew to pick up the cranes and drives: fill the pans, change the pads. On the question of the representative of the tour.firme, which I am doing this, I replied: "Nuddy!"
When working on a sea platform, there is no time to miss there.

I often notice that you don’t close a bottle of cola.
I just don’t like when it’s too gasy.
You don’t like toothpaste too.

The morning. The route can not long bypass the car in front of you. The driver expresses his emotions in Russian.

Passenger, echoing: Do you know that the State Duma has prohibited such expressions?
The driver, without a pause: Yeah you, citizen, the whites hugged?! to
The passenger hurried: Let me joke, man. We will not betray!