From the news tape:
Uninoross proposed to warn minors about eroticism on television
Gigi, nothing more stupid they could have invented.)
Hygyggies, mol, respected minors, we warn in 40 minutes. It starts on the screen, wait. ?
Congratulations to Evgeny Plushchenko on the victory at Eurovision 2008! Ura to!
I understand that the non-autistic is the majority of the audience of the site, but I still suggest to send quotes to put a test, the answer to which one way or another will give only the autistic.
Those who are wicked and wicked are wicked!"
The rest also let them fast, but put their quotes in a separate section and that's all. Satisfied citizens read IT quotes, satisfied others read the rest of the quotes, the satisfied administration of the basha drinks beer from joy, and the entire audience is preserved and no one enters. Everyone well
Who agrees with the pluss
Russia has promised Eurovision every year to drive the balloon if it doesn’t win.
In the year when the North
He will win on ice and grass.
And the jumping pidor sings his song,
The sky will be covered by blood clouds.
The apocalypse is coming!! c) Vanga
IRA: Mom just tossed me bigodie
KN: Why do you have cuddles?
It will be beautiful under the dress.
kn: curls under the dress 8-O
Abassassin, fuck, don’t offend other players, even if it’s a gnom
and proper:
Here’s how: all Linuxs were sitting in consoles, and when the win-winmacos began to penetrate their windows, they wiped their nose with Beryl, and continue to sit in beautiful consoles :)";
Russia slowly, unexpectedly, but again gave all the puzzles.
M is :
What are you busy with?
by J:
and what?
M is :
Just silence
by J:
I drink coffee with one eye and the other with one eye.
Fuck, and I thought that the marriage ended in the 12th century... The mother says, “Dress up, the girl will come – beautiful, rich!” Well, while they are cleaning up there, I have already eaten half a pot of peanut soup, drank a couple of glasses of vodka, smoked the whole room, and started the most brutal porn I could ever find!
Light, read and understand that it is a sin to feed such a faithful man with just one petal!
News on NTV (about the last call in one of the schools):
This call is only the last for graduates, Marina Nikolaevna (teacher) lives from call to call.
11:42:01> No, how you like it, they pulled a banana out of bed, and then, while I was solving the banana problem, they picked up the bed!
Sc0rch removed his headphones and heard his own laughter
Paradox: just to download the file from the exchanger, the skilled people wrote proges that recognize everything you want... External Independent Testing, Ukraine: there were problems with the recognition of students' answers, because they put the crosses with a BLUE pen, not a black pen.... and you need to mark the answers only with a cross and on the entire cell....
Well descendants, stick to it! We have reached your genetic.
The code!
On May 23rd, about the album.
In one institute at the exam, the teacher caught a student with a sparkle, but
I didn’t put it out, but instead put it out 5.
You will ask – for what? The student also asked.
Prepod replied - because this sparkle I did myself when I was
I was a student at the same school 20 years ago.
Spargling, apparently, passed inherited from senior to junior classes.
Two English fans before the match:
- John, why do you think the local police have the inscription "HOMO" in the
The mirror reflection.
Willy, don’t break your head and stay away from them: they’ll get caught.
Stalser: Soon on all world events prize places will be called "third", "second-champion" and "blah, again Russian".
XXX is Hi! How much will the processor cost?
YYY: It is hard to say
YYY: Depending on what
xxx on the ordinary computer
What kind of socket? =) is
Yyy: Yuu, fuck, you kill with these questions.
YYY: Tell me, Julia, how much does the dress cost? for an ordinary girl.