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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33438
 24.07.2010
<xxx> How did the former come back to you?It is :)
<xxx> asking forgiveness again?It is :)
<yyy> And FIG knows. Somehow it connected itself. You, you know, I thought, though he was a goat, but some kind of domestic goat.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33437
 24.07.2010
She: Well, I can’t be perfect
He: Oh, you’re not perfect.
He: I can even say what exactly.
She: Well
You are not oval.
She: O.O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33436
 24.07.2010
XXX: In the Academic Town, a system of rapid health inspection is created
yyy: it was long ago invented in the military :D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33435
 24.07.2010
xxx: ha, NOD32 - Do not remove the threats found? Yes No
xxx: Do not delete or do not delete

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №33434
 24.07.2010
Lynn ))) (18:49) :
I’m checking my IQ.

A shirt??? and 18:51 :
It sounds like you have a diagnosis like this – Ai Kyu.
So I see:
Doctor: Bad news... you have an Ai Kyu.
Everyone crying together

or so
Doctor: - We had suspicions of Ai Kyu, but you can get rid of the test gave a negative result
DXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33433
 24.07.2010
I dreamed of World War III today.
YYY: Who is the winner?
ZZZ: Has the Earth survived?
xxx: the internet was at the end, so everything is okay :D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33432
 24.07.2010
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YYY: Mya...and still walking all day...
YYY: Try to change your clothes and give up to repair. You will ruin...
XXX: change clothes that is... I can do here 4 pairs of shoes... only they don’t fit... by color... *WALL*
YYY: Mya...
YYY: Women are different from men
YYY: They even have 4 pairs of shoes at work.
XXX : :D
YYY: and nothing to wear...
YYY: * ROFL*

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №33431
 24.07.2010
I walked out of the store and decided to take a taxi. I look at the store standing, I approach and ask how much in the city? He responds 200 rubles (if you call through the service 150). I say for 170? He replied with refusal. I picked up the number that was written on the car and called to the store, I was immediately told which car, go out. I sit down to him in the car smiling telling the address and he was driving all the way with an unhappy face :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33430
 24.07.2010
It was a long time ago when I was a student. There was a cozy courtyard near our university, where after a couple we were constantly going to drink beer. There was one house in this courtyard, on the first floor of which there was a balcony. In the house on the second floor, carefully above the balcony, lived a cat.
So here. Spring, beauty, we stand, we drink beer, we communicate. And suddenly we notice the picture: on the ground near the balcony clutches cats. One of them is sitting in a waiting position on the roof of the balcony. After a while, another cat pops out of the window and leaves. The one who waited, jumped out the window, and the next one came in his place. Everything goes so organized...
This is a conveyor, was it shit?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33429
 24.07.2010
First, what do you do?
I watched the telecast...
What about on TV?
She: Yes, I don’t care what they show, that television is so huge that even advertising is interesting to watch...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33428
 24.07.2010
SCHO =) (19:34:15 22/07/2010)
Fuck, it all started so well yesterday.

SCHO =) (19:34:20 22/07/2010)
Then I ate it =(

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33427
 23.07.2010
You are so funny =)
What is the meaning of "everything"?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №33426
 23.07.2010
I think your girlfriend lacks something.
YYY: What is it?
XXX: How to say it more tactically.
xxx: Shortly I went in yesterday for photos, and she compiles gentu
Yyy: Yes, she had long planned to move from Debian to do more seriously =)
XXX: That’s not all. On the table there are two paper crutches, folded on each other.
XXX: I wanted to take one to see. In the end, I got the hand with the words "don’t hinder them from combining";
YYY: Oh, thank you for saying. I will not be late at work today.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33425
 23.07.2010
from the Advertising Forum.
I will buy an inexpensive tube, caluga
up to 500 r, and better generally cheap)) to call and all

mishin: Soft toy "Mobile phone"
318 to 80 rub.
The toy is made of cotton fabric of different texture. When you press the buttons, a fun melody sounds (5 options).

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №33424
 23.07.2010
Please add to friends*
* Request is rejected *
Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah! Did you not recognize me?
XHH: I found out
WOW: What if you did not add???? to
HH: Because I learned

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №33423
 23.07.2010
Oleg: My fox died this morning.
Did you have a real fox at home??? Why did you not tell me? They are so cute, furry, red! I would like to have a lion at home.)
Tagged: firefox
Masha: Was she called so? How cute!
Tagged with: ROLF

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33422
 23.07.2010
at work.

Step, and you love me?
Crocodile: Can you not lie?
Step, will you do a good deed?
Crocodile: dress up
Fuck you, Dima...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33421
 23.07.2010
jamlo, 23.07.2010 11:47:23:
You ate in the swamp, she fell asleep, you beat her.

Bond, 11:47:32
D. The Fuck

Bond, 11:47:43
was a little different.

Shiloh, 11:47:49
You slept

Shiloh, 11:47:54
Has she struck you? O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33420
 23.07.2010
The name of the server:

SVlad> About the Mendeleev table.
Each element of the table, in addition to a unique name, has three other parameters: atomic number, period and degree of oxidation. You can compare some server properties with them and get your own periodic table of servers. Print and hang on the wall for convenience.
amarao> Degree of server oxidation? Let me go, sea grass.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33419
 23.07.2010
The driver approached the director in the morning and asked:
Will we go out today?? to
and no. and what?
I need to remove the box from the car.
and well.
After lunch, when the box is already removed, the director comes:
Get up immediately, we go.
I just removed the box!
Let’s go and then put it.

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