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The 47-year-old unemployed Conrad Schmidt from Switzerland had a quarrel with his mother, after which he rented a two-engine plane, on which a tarantula crashed into her house. The Kamikaze pilot was killed, the plane and part of the building burned.
The comments:
How is it?!! How did the unemployed hire a plane?

In the discussion of the action porvo for Putin
(I have an iPad 2):
Zzz: On whose account is the iPad?
XXX: I don’t know what? Putin will take Medvedev’s iPad, presented to him by the Camedi-Club, and give it to the winner.
Yyy: Putin will have to sweat. Ipad Medvedev just won’t give it, it’s not your presidential chair.

At the train station, a man takes his girlfriend on vacation
If any fool is going to stick, give him eggs.
I know to whom to give.
O_O

HHH
The Freedom. The night. The love ?

What three words characterize you? ? to

YYYY
Joy and Beauty)

ZZZ
music. sound. evil... wave!!!! to

TTT
The fuck knows him.

If I were a guy, I would show you how beautiful it is to love.
If I were a girl, I would show you how to give to be beautifully loved.

One of my acquaintances, who had not seen a computer before meeting me, sat down under my sensitive guidance to browse the internet. When I asked her why she, having viewed the page, rolled it back up before closing it, she replied indignantly, saying, obvious things you ask, "so that others enter and also first start watching it."

You know what a mouse, as a gift, is better than a turtle?
XXX: It's easier to know whether she died or not

The girl is in contact:
I know I am not a gift, I am a surprise.
The first stone:
Literally a piano in the bushes!
by KV

Tell me a story for the night.)
QT is. No :D
Nasiba: Well the story!
qter : none
Nasiba: Well please
The shortest life was a princess.
Qter: And she was fine.
Qter: here...
Qter: And here one day
Qter: She slipped on the bridge like the last fool, fell into the water and died. Moral - all puzzles until the time :D

This was an epic file. I understand some people steal the work of others, but this one came to the interview and in his portfolio began to show me MY work!!! Third day EPT

I meet with a man. two higher education, his business, interesting in communication and hiding from his mother that he smokes. He is 41.
What kind of twenty-year-old you are talking about?
Mother is holy!

XXX brought the cat home - his parents forbidden... He went to bring back to the street. Returning, with a serious and quiet voice, as if about myself, I say: therefore, it will be necessary to have a larger life, a child, what?
I’m going to look for a cat ?

from ZH:
An old joke
Q: Do you like Kafka?
Especially the graffiti...
The commentary:
zzz: Grapefruit coffee is what Sberbank turned into :)

What is the name of the team?
AnSick: "blue eggs"
ALLLOLI: What did you eat? OO
Tagged: fool
AnSick: Tree of Elli
ALLLOLI : Fu It is unpleasant.

Well well well. Why am I?
Not GMO but GMO. genetically modified organism.
Why Genetically Modified?
Because the hands grow out of the ass.

Which uneducated woman, entering hell, has not closed the door behind her?? to

It happened to me on a weekend! I decided to clean up - a pleasant surprise to make your favorite! This favorite comes in the evening from work and on all of this says:" you have shrunk, and I will do what on the weekend!"... Do not do good to people as they say!!! to

One of Megaphone's SMS messages that went into the network:

And again: three days ago I didn’t need you, and how are you ready to marry me?!“It sounds strange, don’t you see? and tomorrow the month comes and I go?

(Talk about the video of the Bank of the Imperial, where women took their husbands out of the city in armor)
thyl: but the picture where a woman throws her husband on the back in the armor, already then the eyes cut ))
There were strong women!
Thyl, let’s look the truth in the eye. How much does an adult man who is professionally engaged in war weigh?
Sergey: I do not know ))))
Thyl: well 80 kilograms minimum me says
thyl: now add armor ) he weighs eye well conditionally 30 kilograms
thyl: in short, even if the man is lightweight, and the armor is lightweight, less than 100 kg, this whole design cannot weigh.)
Thyl: If the wives of these knights are so upset that they throw the weight of more than a century on their back, why do they not then themselves wear this armor and do not hide all kinds of conrades in small cabbage?

The perfect woman is like a man, just the other sex.