We sit with a friend around midnight near the KPIšná 20ki, drink beer, lead a secular conversation on abstract topics. There are young and not sober people. The one ahead turns sharply to his friends and with an undisclosed disappointment in his voice:
We fucked the money! The body fucking! Sebastian is fucking. (That’s a cry) – Sevastyajajayan! The dogs lost in the bushes))

Are these mosquitoes constantly biting?! to
Did you know that only females bite mosquitoes?
WOW: Why is this?
Well, to feed their larvae there with blood, eggs, or whatever they have there.
So stop it! Is it that I am a fruit-neon?? to

Woman: I was so bad without you yesterday, sad =(
Man: What, I was sitting on the window, looking at the rain, wrapped in the pan, and drinking coffee?
Man: Vanilla
Woman is FI! She sat naked, drank dry wine and watched The Big Bang Theory.
Man: Esthetic
Woman =

The acquaintance:
I am looking for a housewife, a young pensioner, not older than 55 years old, without a home. About yourself: 56/176, a small farm.

Dear Boss!
When you are sad, we are sad too.
When you rejoice, we also rejoice.
When you are on vacation, we are on vacation too. =) is

I don’t remember where I heard it:

Bankir closed his eyes and fell asleep, and he remembered his youth... - Siberian, he wounded, he pulled a barrel...

user (13:38:28 27/07/2012)
Make me one.
by admin (13:38:48 27/07/2012)
to bite you?

Moscow in 2013.
Driver on the road, sharply braking, pedestrian: "Sir,
Please go, I’ll wait! andquot;
Walker: "Nothing is anything! I am not in a hurry!"
Grandmothers on the bench: "Look, Petrovna, how the people picked up,
Once the law was introduced, about the free trade in weapons!"

Listen to the crap. I have a gadget standing, which shows the temperature... Well I usually have up to 41 degrees Celsius, and then looked up to 109!!! I quickly cut off the computer, dismantled it, cleaned it, barely got to the store for a thermopasta. In general, the cosmetic compilation... I launched... 109 is!! to
WOW: What is the joke?
109 by Fahrenheit.

‎‎Olga[5:56 PM]:
I was taught to read a week before the first trip to school) because my parents learned that all the children in my class can read, and I am not yet.
And I learned
‎‎Denis[5:57 PM]:
I can’t imagine what they’re doing to teach you a week before the wedding.

The cat just burned today. In the real sense of the word. We decided to arrange a romantic dinner with my wife, smoothly translating into everything else. I lighted the candles and spread them all over the room. And at the very midst of the evening we hear 2 meters from us a wild bubble, falling and throwing small legs... It turned out that the cat saw the fire for the first time and that naturally decided to smell it. He burned his buttocks, and when the candle fell, it turned over and wax fell on him. At the end of the evening, I definitely delighted. But not the one I wanted :-(

xxxx: and where do you people take such, as if you come out of the shit.

- I, by the way, this father deacon just struck - he worked with a hundred percent professionalism of the person, very clearly, just like a textbook.
But the staff guard was very specific, it can be seen that they are not guarded at all, but purely for the furniture.
- So he and his experience in the KGB is not what these saucers do.

My daughter is 1 year and 2 months. From the tax office on her behalf came a letter with the requirement to report on income for 2011. The taxpayer is obliged to complete the declaration. The Germans cannot defeat us.

Father and son at the supermarket:

Son: Dad, so tell me, why doesn’t anyone ever believe me?
Father: It all started with the fact that you were born on April 1.

Next to the highway...
Car GAI through a speaker to a girl on Mazda :

" The Girl Are you not bothered by the road?"

Online games in the forum:

HU: And what, should I rejoice and jump from the happiness that I am beaten every day with the persistence of a hungry day?
XX: It was probably only I thought of something romantic.

my balance -275 rubles, I get SMS, the balance is close to zero.
To what zero? To the absolute!? to

Did you learn how to kiss tomatoes?
On the strawberries, Serena

Could we go to ZAGS?
O God, you have decided. Proposing to marry?
“No, fucking, let’s burn this office.