Last_avenger (00:00:42 15/05/2009)
I need to go wash the dishes.

Wedding (00:01:49 15/05/2009)
Dishonored! She is itching, she dreams that warm, gentle, caring hands touch her.

Last_avenger (00:02:19 15/05/2009)
Fu to Fu! I’m not going to wash it now >_<

Two residents of Khimok flew to Turkey without wives
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Good luck to you men! Break up in full!

<allslavin> and I had sex with two aunts was :R
<lost_love> for a lifetime

Yes, I am YANA! I got a cold (I got a cold)

I sit in a couple. I try to pirate into a network that is only open to admin. I am nervous, nervous and struggling with all my strength.
Here, fucking, a notebook opens up and it is written: "I have already broken up, a little more and I will fall. by admin"

I fell from the chair.

xxx: I had a client... Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovich... Ivanov. by ul. Nizhnevyanovskaya, passport issued by Ivanovsky OVD... bugagaga
They roasted the shit... thought that he was given a model on the passport table...

Want to save the plant? Take a vegetarian!
and static

xxx: Remember on the sea forever you are trying to pull a photo with some hand-wrapped monkey?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: I went to the innet-salon in Anapa. There at the admin on the table is a bank, and in this bank sits a huge frog. Signed by "Stepan. Photo - 10 rub."

The worst name for a guy is a decimeter.

Nature is most polluted by the people on whom it rested.

Creative Plans
(The story of a former student)

It was in the mid-1990s. He came to our university with
The creative evening of the outstanding actor Evgeny Leonov. The room, of course.
He was struck by battle. I’m not going to talk about the show itself, it’s better.
As they say, to see once.
At the end of the performance, the actor came down from the stage, smoked a cigarette.
Naturally, we surrounded him with a dense ring, warming up in the rays of the worship.
The light. For a while there was silence. Suddenly, one of our teachers
I decided to ask the question:
– Eugene Pavlovich, what are your creative plans?
Leonov looked sadly at the docent and replied:
Not to die.

When I was 15, the Gypsy reminded me I was going to spend a lot.
Money for women.
I am now 30 and I have a wife and three daughters.

I remembered a case from the distant past.
We and my brother were born on the same day and respectively drunk together, but he was burned, and I never saw that I was drunk... And here one day I came into the torture drunk and, as usual, loaded, sat on a chair and tried to fall asleep, which would let go... And when the father once again began to blaspheme his brother, the brother said, he said that you blaspheme me, the brother also came drunk. He even worries that a drunken came you see sitting on a chair and sinking, and you as you were broken, so you will remain him!"))

DikiY: Hope to film "Admin House (House S.U.Even the actor can not be changed (except to give this a sweater), just instead of the patients will be bugs and secrets, claiming that they did not touch anything, and everything itself broke.

Thanks to the spammers breaking the pages in contact, just, my subordinate from the military, a healthy man in the rank of Lieutenant Colonel, asked to vote for him in a beauty contest. He says he’s already in second place and there’s a little left.

As I said when I was a child, “The most delicious thing in a vegetable ragu is meat!”

If I get to the best, I give up.
The Session

Wikipedia has an article on the "Satellites of Venus". It is said that Venus has no satellites.

JV: And I am not jokingly interested in one question: If a Phoenix bird is eaten... What will it rebirth from?

worse than the Blatt transliteration, can only be "VOT TAKIE BukkaFki"