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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33418
 23.07.2010
The xxx:
Yesterday I went to the conservatory with a friend, there was a performance of different musicians. Xylophones are out.
The xxx:
As always after a beer. From him, as from a person with perfect hearing, it was quite expected to listen to comments to each note:
“La Bémol...si major...salt diez...”
The xxx:
But here, without any change in intonation, he gives
The main breast is small.
The xxx:
I had a hysteria.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33417
 23.07.2010
1/3 of porn sites visitors are women.
Q: Who are the others?

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33416
 23.07.2010
C forum on the website of the jur.consultation:
Vasily: Good morning! Please tell my friend for 25 years and he has not yet received a passport! What is it threatening and what are the consequences?
Marina is Vasilysa! Your fool, don’t talk to him.! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33415
 23.07.2010
The xxx:
I warm up my milk.
Watch the series.
Connect the sweater.
YYYY :
Birth of grandchildren

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33414
 23.07.2010
<seregak> by the way, and where white
<seregak> he, scuca, took to sleep at night

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33413
 23.07.2010
When I’m lazy to wash dishes, I just hide it so that my mom won’t find it.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33412
 23.07.2010
What size is this pixel?
YYY: How about what? size of one pixel.
No, there is the length, the width.
Zzzz: So it is round!
So is the radius?
Half a pixel.
XXX is crazy!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33411
 23.07.2010
My mother burned me today.
took a passport type at work copy to remove for benefits to report, and checked the pages about family status and children.
Not much for five years of studying.

How terrible to live. and. and.


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33410
 23.07.2010
Who is the mistake of nature, you are the mistake of nature?
I’m curled in the blanket because it’s cold. And it’s cold to me because I’m sitting naked because of the heat.
xxx: And I also have a surname, Blade, Domoboev, because of this fucking passportist. Thank you for not having a gap.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33409
 23.07.2010
XXX: How is your fucking institution?
The Prophet (peace be upon him)
XXX: And what next? Where is?
I am in graduate school ?
xxx: to fuck
XXX: Studying Again
You are a masochistic mother.
YYY: there are passengers
XXX: AAA
XXX: then clear

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33408
 23.07.2010
Where to download ink on the printer?
YYY :?? to
The PDF printer. Sasha told me that I don’t have a file printed because the PDF has finished ink and they need to be downloaded and you know where!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №33407
 23.07.2010
JS-Raven: Do you like the arthouse?
Sticker to Art? As soon as I watched it, I just found out that his name was Art.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33406
 23.07.2010
[20:01:13] <_Al> one user slowly downloads from me Twilight. From the album of Anna Herman "The Last Meeting". Maybe his mother will be pleased.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33405
 23.07.2010
Hello friends, what are you doing?
He bakes his eggs and I sit and wait.
There are more humane ways not to get pregnant :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33404
 23.07.2010
JRT: I like to laugh at mentally retarded people
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and it immediately becomes funny.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33403
 23.07.2010
D's andHow do you feel about the diploma?
Las: Now I am a graduate debboeb

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33402
 23.07.2010
Sunrise: So tell me, how can you love me more?

Katik *Mouse Flying*: Yes, I personally hate you

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33401
 23.07.2010
Just two girls (not blondes) long tortured the network office copy printer, unsuccessfully trying to copy something on it. The format of the paper is not the same, then a too dark copy comes out, then too light, then crushed. After 20 minutes of torture, our Sisadmin cannot withstand and sends to the same much-suffering device one almost pure sheet, on which there is only one phrase - "HARE ME TO torture."
The quality of the press improved instantly.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33400
 23.07.2010
She: Prikyn went out for sale again and got a bunch of whole! Truth came home to find out that half of this I don’t need...so why did I pick up this stuff tell me?
He: Well, now you should perfectly understand why in the Russian language the words "discount" and "throw" are homogeneous...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №33399
 23.07.2010
A woman on the beach is not a competitor to a cold beer.

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