Review on July on famous batteries with a promotional picture from "Star Wars" on the packaging:
Normally they work with ordinary light swords, but the Siths are already hard to pull. The two sides did not get involved at all".

here here :
The spouse A (I do not remember which gender) pressed the toothpaste in the middle, and the second wanted (for some reason in principle) to be carefully pressed out and bended from the tail.

You buy a plastic tube that is straightened after every push and your marriage is saved!

Not a fig. It is badly straightened if not specially smoothed, and the one who presses the tube in the middle is unlikely to be dimmed by it.

In fact, the life of an accuratist and a pig is a hell for both.

Be careful not to burn.
Gathering courage in his fist,
Give it all to the babysitters.
Do not admit that you are a fool.

The world is going crazy. England has left the European Union. Donald Trump is about to rise to the head of America. Vladimir Volfovich, it seems to be your way out.

Who cares, you say? For example, a social worker may come to check the conditions in which the child is held. Walking without clothes with children up to 16 - this and the article can be quite drawn. If children walk like this with their parents, the same article. This is unfair, immoral.
And yes, clothes and swimwear are different things. It is a pity that you do not understand this.

If you are not a troll and really think so, go to the doctor.

You do it everywhere: on the street, in the park, in the yard, in the country. At home, your kids are running in pants. And you tell them every time it’s good, it’s great, it’s right.

It is 20671.
Relax and breathe deeper, or better sit down and take valerian or cognac to cool up.
Our children don’t run around the house in pants, they run around the house naked in the summer. Totally naked. And that’s good, great and right, because it’s OUR home, OUR family and OUR RULES!
Everyone is dressed in accordance with social norms. And if you want to look around and watch what is happening in other people's houses, then move the closet closer to the window, or it will not be visible. and ;)

Hubr, article discussion "A new living being that feeds on electrons has been discovered"
A curious philosophical question: Is a being powered by pure electricity a living being, or is it still a “natural” robot?
yyy:> And another question – should they be banned, in any case, to protect children?
zzz:> Adopted in first reading. 99% for and 1% abstained.

How hard to understand British English, horror, this is the accent.
They seem to have invented English. It’s not their accent, but everyone else.

by 20671. Ahtung, the latent pedophile broke out again! Interesting: missing such shit, local moderns what do they think?

4pda to doogee x5 max

XXX: You are a puppy. What do you shoot on your phone and then watch on TV? Is it worth considering buying a camera or at least a camera? However, the camera is not the main function, but rather an additional bonus :)

yyy: In light of the fact that people buy phones for 60-80 t.p., an additional bonus for them is most likely the call and SMS functions :)

Washing a child in the bathroom is equated to pedophilia and giving a deadline, the joint washing of a father with his son in the bathroom is to homosexual pedophilia with the same result.

and washing daddy with son and daddy's friends and a group of people.

MDA... so you can FIG know where to bring the harshness and marasm

Britain, after leaving the EU, liberated a little space in the union. Exactly 1 GB.

Twenty years ago I gave my friend a tent. His character did not disappear. He seems to be an experienced traveler. Only chemical coal remains from the tent.
As it turned out, the comrades he popped with first broke the stands. They made fakes. Then they perverted, bound the carcass of the tent to the tree growing next to it. It seemed to stand.
It became cold. Burned inside the burner. It is forbidden to burn in closed rooms. But the spirit of survival and all the tomatoes... and then coincidence. The wind broke the curtain, and at the same time the burner fell.
From the burning tank flew a pesto. Two from the normal output, and apparently the most stubborn burn(!) A burning way out. So these ducks managed to gather a raft from the burned slugs, under which they stayed for two more nights.
And you, forgive me, the poser that you went to the park for the night.

Book about falling stars and blinded mankind: The Day of the Trifids. A classic, I love it.

I decided to do yoga to restore my health. Recently, the MRI apparatus showed that I had a big problem.

Oh my God, what kind of?

I was stuck in it...

One day at work, I was in the toilet, sitting quietly, as suddenly the accounting office was stuck there almost in its entirety. From the first seconds it became clear, the aunts came here to be outraged by the person of Gender and his idiotic leadership of the company, passed by and on, on all the tops, some intrigues were discussed, God knows what. To check the presence of anyone in the cabins they did not bother, so lili gow... that is, they spoke openly, not embarrassed by expressions and details. I sat quietly hoping that they would not uncover me, because witnesses of THAT were not left alive. And considering that this information was not interesting to me, I did not want to die in vain (of course, nobody would kill me, but a good relationship could be buried). And when all the bones were washed, one lady decided to get into my cabin, but it wasn’t. I held the defense, pressing my legs, so that no god let my shoes not identify me. There was a grave silence, during which there was a reflection. The uncles in shock began to whisper, realizing what kind of poo they might have gotten with their secrets. I held the door with my hand and coughed a little for the case, so that they didn’t think that it was spelled. The siege lasted for a while, then the accountantry left the toilet one by one, but only the fool would not realize that there would be surveillance behind the toilet door. So it was, the accountantry walked through the corridor, not losing the door to the unfortunate office from sight. They walked like this for a long time, but they didn’t do anything. The identity of the mysterious witness remains unresolved. And all because the toilet was on the first, very low floor and it had a window.

Today, the director at the meeting asked the new assistant to soften the plastic container with a sponge (to put a finger there and then conveniently leaf the pages). So here - she took, spit in her at everyone and gave him back. We have a new vacancy.

A Swiss prostitute service firm has announced that it plans to open a sex café in Geneva by the end of the year, where male clients would have oral sex for a morning cup of coffee. Prostitution is legalized in Switzerland, but there are opponents.

We had an employee in the office - a catch, he himself is modest. We on March 8 took his photo with VK with the naked torso, there he was snoring out of the pool - the classic of the rubbish) and hanged from the inside of the door of the female toilet))) And signed from March 8, girls) In the end, the guy could not understand why the girls so strangely smile to him. They told him what it was about – good with humor.

One day a friend borrowed money from me, I do not remember why and where, there was a deadline for repayment. The time has expired, and it must be said that he was a master of blasphemy, as he thought and still thinks,. And it started. and. and. "The cat got sick," "you were, but sorry friend, I forgot to give and I spent them," "now another friend will give and immediately return to you," and all in this spirit. And then he got the money, and I urgently needed to repay the debt. He says, “I owe you a debt now. ! to ! to My debt remains and I’ll pay it back later. “” I wandered, what to hide, I wandered from such generosity, but I agreed to such conditions.

Naturally, I gave him nothing and decided to forgive his debt.