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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57313
 08.12.2011
Do you need to go home on a first date?
2: So what is it? Do you think it will be safer?
It is easier – yes. or attached to the battery and half-apartments will take out.
2: and so you come to him - and there are 10 people sitting!
At least they are raping.
2: Oh, this is what I want! :D

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №57312
 08.12.2011
C Forum
The series is tomorrow. I am not home today. I need to understand that I am also a human and don’t sit at the computer for days...
Is it Riallifer? Maybe you are still washing? and c)

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57311
 08.12.2011
xxx: fucking, it's bad to be one guy in the group..I already know everything about the period, about what the stress was for Katie to visit the gynecologist...
YYYYYYYYYYYY)
XXX is not funny.
I learn too much about girls.
I stop looking at my ass.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57310
 08.12.2011
I now make so much money that in the family we "give" husband!

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57309
 08.12.2011
Did you ask how we are here in Moscow?
Helicopters are flying. and in pairs.
Mi-8 and Ka-28 (not sure)
They fly to Lubyanka and from it to different directions. There is a version that removes the archives. That if one falls, the other will drive the zevak away.
Everything is quiet. It is OK :)
Waiting for Saturday

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №57308
 08.12.2011
A jumping jade?
J: Approximately Gurda

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №57307
 08.12.2011
The guitar b on the electro.
nnn: herer first grown for brutality
Tagged: 0 0 0
NNN: HAER

[ + 79 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57306
 08.12.2011
You have asked:
Vladson: I hate eating cocktails, do I mean I’m afraid of cocktails and latent cocktails in general?

We are responding!
If you just don’t like to eat cakes, then you’re okay. However, be careful if the following statements apply to you:
- you consider cabbage abnormal, harmful, unnatural
Cabbages by one of their existence cause you to hate.
You are calling for the fight against cockroaches, or at least to ban them legally.
You say to your son, “Don’t be a cowboy, you’re a man, blatant!”
- you think that cabbage badly affects the culinary education of young people
One day in your dream you ate a dish with strawberries and you liked it, although you will never admit it to yourself.

Also interesting fact:
If homophobes are latent homosexuals, then an active gay who hates homophobes is homophobes. Such a gay is called Geim Schrödinger, because it is both active and latent.

Good day and good mood!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №57305
 08.12.2011
urgently! As a result of a fire in Moscow, the head of the Central Committee received burns of 140% of the body! and :)
According to other data, the burn amounted to 146% ;)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №57304
 08.12.2011
Explain where do the grandmothers hide their idiotism before the wedding?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57303
 08.12.2011
I watched Discovery, I liked the phrase:
When the construction of the pyramid was completed, the Egyptians put it on the top.
The golden cap. Later, someone removed the caps. And nobody knows why...

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57302
 08.12.2011
Barack Obama calls Medvedev and complains that there is a high probability that his Democratic Party will lose the congressional elections
The United States.

Medvedev said: “Figny! I will help you. I have a mega-special on elections, Churov his name.
He will come to you and everything will be fine.”

Elections in the United States have passed.

Medvedev calls Obama to find out.

Obama said: “Let’s all go quietly. Only here the result is strange some - in all the states with a large gap won
“United Russia”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57301
 08.12.2011
Why do you say I am stupid? The fact that you are seven years older than me doesn’t mean that I’m stupider... when I’m 29, and you’re 65, then we’ll see who’s stupid.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №57300
 08.12.2011
Plus in the news:
Churov said that all the videos about electoral falsification posted on the network are imitation. They simulated the work of the polling station, mimicked a bunch of violations and placed on the network.
In my opinion, the Churov Prize for the imitation of brain work is provided.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57299
 08.12.2011
xxx: no, you don't understand, if I put grabbles, I won't attack them easily, I'm stationing on them

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57298
 08.12.2011
Olga beats the omon with a dude
He screams for what.
I went to the store for bread.
Not to put power on the square.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57297
 08.12.2011
> New Orleans Police deported from a tent camp members of the Occupy Wall Street movement". About two hundred police officers were involved in the eviction of the protesters.

The U.S. has expressed concern about violations of democracy and human rights in Russia.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №57296
 08.12.2011
As my smoking friend said, “Someone calls me a chicken, some smoking. And my mother gently - smoking"

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57295
 08.12.2011
Discuss the strange behavior of the girl
First I sent three letters, then I looked at her and she looked at me and smiled!
Per she imagined you dead?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57294
 08.12.2011
He tried to cause positive emotions in people, and caused panic, police and Satan.

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