If in Russia the hands were cut off for theft, then in the State Duma instead of voting buttons would be pedals.

Afghan children collect herbariums every autumn, the money from which they live all winter.

How does your cat live?
WOW is normal. He runs around me, gets and wants a cat.
How did you know she wanted a cat? Is she wearing erotic clothes? Smoking in the window? Is it written on the blog?

X: The most technological thing you can trust is a sharp stick.
The PNH!
X: I was joking.
U is OK)
X: You can’t even trust her, you’ll break her eye or you’ll kick it out :D
A to FUCK!

Call the provider
I- Tell me, connected the house *, on the street T*******?
A minute...
Unfortunately, this house is not connected yet.
When is it planned, can you tell me?
We do not have this information, but there is a connection near you, home *.
Do you suggest that I move? ?

You do not understand! He is an idiot!
and?
During sex, I put music on the background. Speech by Sade. During the applause, he thanked the public.

Girls are such girls... We approach a friend to a cute girl. -You will go to the sea with us?

XXX: Imagine a person who has studied for 4 years on an electrical engineer, defended a diploma, has been working in the specialty for a couple of weeks, now passing an exam at the institute.
XXX: You’ll never guess what question he asked him to suggest.
XXX: How is the current measured?

to this:
It’s like the girl who bought you a beer that offered you together.
Play Xbox and have sex.
XX: It is physically impossible.! to

— — — —
My wife buys beer in the store on the way from work, under him we play the dota, and then sex. You probably haven’t been lucky yet.

If you are told to “confess honestly in everything, and you will get a conditional deadline,” be sure you will get a full roll.

In the bank's advertising slogan "Get the money back to the strollers", so that you don't get mistaken by emphasizing the number of letters overdue. You will not fool us!

Today is Easter. Where is my coat?
You are not believers.
We are Orthodox atheists.

Did you know that after training, the muscles grow in sleep?
and UGU. Sometimes you wake up in the morning - and Mike is rotting.

We gathered with my sister for the night looking into the store behind the baton. The younger sister is watching us, there is such a dialogue.
If Nadia is afraid, protect her, if Nadia is afraid, protect her, if Nadia is afraid, protect her.
What if we both get scared? I ask her.
Then run away.

Yyy: The child decided to call Sophia)))
The poor boy.

I went to a hypermarket with a friend. I had to buy sponges for washing floors. When he came to the department, he caught the saleswoman and put her on the floor with one question!
Girl, tell me, where are your sex sponges?! to
Everything was on the floor!

XXX: I thought
I am really weird sometimes.
At work my days are considered drug addicts.
XXX: This is the case.
xxx: They ruined that I didn’t give them "active rest"
XX: Under what they understood buchlo and semi-dances
XXX: So I built them in the chord after lunch.
xxx: and we drove around the pavement, singing songs with disorderly voices
And then, when we suddenly broke the car.
xxx: I built them in a column of 1
XXX: Put your hands in front of the struggling
XXX: and half dancing barley on the side - again under the music
XXX: It was all with a tail in my hand.
XXX: But no one argued with me.

X> How do you work with programmers?
Y> Well very simple... imagine a workshop where statues are made, here a marble stone, here they come from marketing and say we need breasts, then they say we need a butt, then they say we need a leg... then a hand, then a hand is not needed, then the second leg and it gets -
The foot on the head, the head in the ass, the ass on the breasts, and the breasts on the legs... and then we are told - and we wanted Venus Milosskaya...

Bad sign: The boss came to work before you.

A girl, we call her Masha Ivanova, was 23 years old when she slept with 20 men. Some Jamma Jameson slept with a much larger number of men, in all poses and angles.

My girl, how sad you have never learned how to formulate your questions correctly. Let us change the name of the poor Jemma to Anetchka and transfer your situation to the Russian court.
Here is a girl who loves sex and does not think it embarrassing to sleep with someone from friends. And there is a girl who has slept with 20 men. At the same time, Annette in the company for some reason loves, and Mashenka - not.
Because Anetcha just loves sex, is not afraid of experiments in bed, regularly visits the gynecologist - in general, a responsible girl, and with a sense of humor. And Mashenka is looking for a doy male who will contain both her and the spinoff she will fly from him. You can't push the man in bed again, he prefers the brain's fuck. Therefore, 20 men have escaped from her in wild horror. Not " guys", I will notice.
Therefore, a sexually mature young man is more interesting and easier to communicate with Anetka, although in fact yes, both girls are prostitutes.
Mushrooms, am I right?