I know how to win Euro 2008. It is necessary to call Ovechkin, Kovalchuk, Semin, Fedorov to the national team, and to put Nabokov in the gate.

The coach of Valuev just wanted to talk to the judge more often.

by wartex:
As far as I know (from films, off-courses), the assemblies of Anonymous Alcoholics use the following formula:
Hello, my name is Batman and I am an alcoholic. I have not been drinking for 8 days."
When you get up and say:
Hello, my name is Batman and I am an alcoholic. 20 minutes ago I drank a cold, swollen bottle of beer. And you know what? I am not ashamed of drops. Do you know what I will do when I get out of here? Aaa to! I can see what you know!"

Everyone is not alone, vote for me.
Find out how many of us!

I am looking for a girl with pre-installed copying protection

In short, Soviet Sports revealed why we defeated the Canadians in hockey. They have such a sign, when they pour a catch, they freeze a silver dollar there for luck, from local anniversary memorials. Superstitious to impossible, like this brings victory. So here is our Canadian happiness.

Our Ovechkin broke this chip, crushed the ice with a cane and sprinkled the dollar. Moreover, as the local newspaper writes (the real fallout is immediately visible), it was not enough to spare the dollar, but also to try to insert the Russian flag in the hole. It is good that the Albanian message was not left on the board, and the capsule was not left to the descendants.

"I read the Chinese speaker, it turns out the phrase "ni-hui tiam-a yulu-vu" means "Do you speak English?". He laughed loudly. I’ll ask you all about it."

It’s funny, but in Chinese the phrase “hui-bu-hui” means “Do you speak Russian?” Here is the power!

Odmin Basha has recently been sharply squeezed - 35 squeezed quotes this sock is not bad

Such a fearful!

This is because we all have time to read in the abyss 😉

Tigra: What is Apache?

and Nazzlo:
1) Indian tribes in the United States
2) American combat helicopter named after p.1
c) a neighbor's cat named after p.

Tigra: Go to O_o

Kitty
You will not please you.
Behemott
You won’t please me 😉

XX: I read an article that says that anal sex is unpleasant for most women.
YYY: Yes, it is not that it is unpleasant, just during the anal there are thoughts, as if not to abstract (and to do three things at the same time is not an easy task, oh how it is not easy: here and the feces to control, and the stones to publish not to have fun, and to watch for the hair. To prevent it from falling away), the cyst in the cosmetic does not moisture. And to do it in the eyes of the PP is not very much wanting.

We have been speaking in front of Tymoshenko’s cinema for an hour now. She has a speaker :)
Do you have a gun?
and noah. On the roof of the cinema shooter :(
His gun looks at me.
Do you think the sniper is watching you? and :)
Berry Markers... Berry, Berry and sheets of paper.
Write: "July - fuck!"
No, do not write it. Offer him money.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...
......
Hey, are you alive?

Website of the clinic "Dental Practice" - www.32zuba.net

from JJ:
A heart attack was not enough.
I receive SMS of this content.
I had a daughter. Thanks for everything. Call me, I want to talk to you.

Fuck it!! I start to remember where when with whom.
I call. And the ex-club partner wants to share the joy...
When I meet you, I will tell you...............
It is not possible!!! to

Orq: Will you go for a walk?
I am all wet!
Lena: In the sense of soul only)
Orq: Late, I’ve already smoked

little Hnu (17:28:38 21/05/2008)
This is what I am a man... my conscience does not even allow me to refuse a man in the mine.

little Hnu (17:28:47 21/05/2008)
I feel offended and I agree:


The girl, number one hundred.

Only in Russia in offices can stand glass packages glued for winter

xxx (11:33:32 22/05/2008)
I don’t want to get up from bed.

Leoric (11:33:48 22/05/2008)
You can’t make money in bed – don’t lie down.

xxx (11:34:09 22/05/2008)
Go you go!

Rexon is not... by FIGNIA!!! The main thing is not to fail the context)))))

Monstreek: Sappport of Megaphone: "Linux? What is this Windows?"

Nightelf
09.05.2008 Who first distributes 500GB will receive $5
Zed
This is the kind of work the world - you get a candy =)