Looking at the tons of vanilla fools, you realize that the emo was nothing else. At least they tried to die.

I walk down the street, I pick up a long sms for Natashka on the way. In the smsk the sad story, how I went to work, forgot what, forgot what... I think about myself: well, what I could still forget. I stumbled on the cover of my cell phone on the belt, and I was terrified that I had forgotten my cell phone. I already wanted to point out this fact in the css...

Sukkub takes a female face and feeds on male sexual energy.Inkub takes a male face and feeds on female sexual energy. Does this mean that homosexuals are by nature protected from demons?

It is hard to understand what a woman wants. I need to prove to her that it is exactly what she wants.
by Yuri Tatarkin

In the words of a comrade’s wife.
Her husband has long and firmly cheated on buying a banjo. Not Chinese, but authentic. To play the country, I mean. Finally, I bought a cheap one, but made in
The United States. For a month he restored this banjo, something twisted, glued, and finally it sounded, and it sounded very good. The only thing left is to learn to play.
He walked into the grid, pumped different lessons for newcomers, for another month, he joked about something every day, and the same thing, well, like a gamma, taught. I tried.
Finally, my wife asked me to take something off. I really wanted to hear the real country on the real instrument of Yankee.
What happened next, to the pain resembled an episode from the famous film: sitting in pyjamas on the board, unshaken, with the smile of a blessed fool, he played "Apple". Not as virtuous as Ballikov, but still.
He is now studying Murakami.

If the state institution is not affected by corruption, it means no one needs it!

I told my friend how we feed our hamster. She said she wanted to be my hammer.

Case of lectures.
A girl gets a guy. He does not contact her, ignores her.
Then she handed him a note: "Waler, what can surprise you?and "
He sends her a note with the answer:

Valerie, what can surprise you?! to
of your member.

We have a foreign company, the bosses are Chinese. One (little) onCalnik returned from Xerox, where he made a copy of some document for his (large) onCalnik. And he began to combine, several times, the original and a copy, placing a mark next to each letter and number - first from the top, then from the bottom. I asked him "Why are you doing this? There can be no difference." He replied, "I believe only my eyes".

I respect guys who can solve problems with a single call. It is important that this call is not a call to my mother.
YYY: So can you call my dad?
xxx can be))
yyy: "Allo, dad, tell mom that..." :)

<Chancet> sex
<Chancet> fuck
<Chancet> 0o I apologize.
<Chancet> It was my mom.

About age: by passport, for doctors and employers - 47, for cavalry younger than 35, I am 40, for fans older than 60 I do not have and 30, for mother I am a girl, for the son " still very nothing compared to...", for a girlfriend is always older than her, although the difference is three days, for the ex-husband - "very old, the eyes would not see".

It is angry when they say that Moscow is fed by all Russia, but Moscow, in addition to having the highest income, also pays the highest tax to the Fed. The budget

YYY: And what does it produce? Except for macula and macula.

xxx: There is a bug on our website. reporting for years, it is in the archives, I open for 10 years and the archive is called Bugaga 2010 *ROFL*

xxx: The Chinese are invincible - the Chinese safeguards at 0.2 ampere overburn somewhere at current 4, but the extender on which is written 16 A does not withstand and 5
yyy: the outcome - they all have 4-5 ampers, they can't do anything else
xxx: from one wire.

Are you on wheels today?
No, on the grass.

Now they should not be called garbage, but wash.

Darth_Gelos: Ahahah... The cat now sneezed, and when the fist caught the flies caught the mouth)))) I haven't seen such a look for a long time)))))

Correspondence to ASK:

[Dr.EV1L]: It is possible to submit documents to 5 universities

[Dr.EV1L]: Three faculties in each

Weather : Weather.

Do you have so much of it?O_O

I saw, she has the same normal points, you can choose a stupid one and do 100%.

[Dr.EV1L]: Yes

[Dr.EV1L]: But every decent villain should have a plan B.]

Yaya: How do you have a evil fool with plans B, D and D?

(20:37:21) dk12k: 
I heard from the edge of my ear that Sber bought a Swiss bank.

(20:37:28) dk12k: 
Will there be grandmothers and grandmothers?