I am Hemingway, dear editor!In the past, the company was called SanTechResource, a normal, sound name. Now decided to change the name to "Everything for sanitation". It seemed like nothing unusual, but today I saw a check on which the big letters were OOO "VDSM". Blade to blade! The name change took place on April 1.

And he will come and bring forth spring.
And disperse the grey cloud of troops..."
Well, I don’t know where he’s going there...Pushovik I’m not risky to shoot yet.

From the wall:
A young man came to me asking for help. He said he hacked my game, but despite the comments, he can’t understand how my code works.
And I don’t even know how to explain to the new generation that when you steal intellectual property, you shouldn’t seek explanations from the copyright holder. Although...
It’s like saying to someone, “I stole your wallet. But pizza was not enough. You’ve got your pockets, maybe you’ve got some more money.”

The paradox of the Internet community is that the desire to maximise its expansion automatically signifies a decrease in the “input board.” To become clearer and easier and more fun - you need to descend on those stairs, to which it is not difficult to climb the audience. Therefore, starting with the "elite" communities, along with their growth, slide to the breasts, cats and gifs, the man rides a bicycle and here the heracles and fell.

Vladimir Lukov: It is better to eliminate the foolish mayor who initiated this shameful act for the city. Let there be a city without a mayor, but with Isaac!

XX: I’ve heard that the smart bulbs that are delivered to some countries know how to hide from unconscious individuals (according to the list on the entrance door)
YYY: Some nonsense, smart bulbs at the first opportunity emigrate from some countries

C for the New Year! I’ll give you a little more snow.
Your Santa on April 1, 2017.

The most frightening thing I’ve read as the administrator of one joke (now a long-comed) group is the message that "Fedor Vasilyev, a member of 827 groups, wants to join you".
Fedor is alone in 827 groups. There is nothing to read, no one to talk to, no one to argue. The circle of his interests is too wide for the ugly information ghetto in which Fedor is forced to dwell.
He walks in his ghostly blue polo and wants more friends.

Amatorero: asked today on April 1st of a friend, who is a chemist, what the numbers near the bark mean, well, for example, E110, she shouted that, say, this is the number of diseases that this food supplement can cause.
Maybe I didn’t get rid of it.

Dogs also think that humans cannot talk.

I am waiting for a dentist. From the far end of the corridor, where the child's doctor receives, there are heartbreaking cries. The baby is crying so hard and so long that my nerves can’t stand:
God, what are you doing with the child?
A man passing by:
They do nothing, they try to get into the office.

Every day, returning home, Peter read his wife’s family status in the “Odklasniki”. “Married” means all right. “Divorced” – his home is waiting for a scandal. But when he read The Widow, he realized that she had learned about her mistress.

It was fun to hear young people talk on television about the causes of poverty who never felt hungry.

The Telepatic Designers

And I have the opposite reason to raise and take something heavy into my hands: woe-designers "And I see it!". Planned to build a house. I come to the office, please help with an individual project, I list very clearly what is strictly obligatory in the house, and what should not be. Big windows across the wall and white colour all in a row – the last whisper of fashion, how you don’t understand! There is no TV and there will be no TV. I will, I said! Your guests will die without him and you will have problems with the law! Furniture is just that and there are no styles except minimalism! I’ll go to the office on Monday, but I’ll go to the office on Monday.

Good joke: The Internet did not believe the death of Tutankhamun when he fell from a bicycle.

Of course shit. Tutankhamun died when he fell from a hoverboard.

Mr. proud > In connection with this spring weather, everyone started to get sick and therefore in the office the disease-paranoia reached its maximum scale. He sneezed yesterday a couple of times, decided not to annoy the girl in the office, put on a mask, produced the opposite effect.
J@h > In the sense?
Mr. proud > They started pushing home with a double force. I felt like Frankenstein.
The Peasants: A! On his fire!! The villas and the torches!! He is dangerous!! to
Frank: Yes, I’ve already put on the mask, the pill is drunk, what else do I need?
The Peasants: A! He is still talking! Do not speak on our side. This is an old tradition, don’t break it.

Gagarin did nothing, he lay down. c) the wine

Gagarin appeared from that world and offered Loise to lie next to him.

<Julio> What does "galla" mean in the word "galla-concert"?
This means "galactic", because at such a concert all the aliens who were accidentally brought to Earth by a cosmic wind are gathered.

In principle, if you buy a second house in the southern hemisphere, you can live according to the summer-autumn-spring-summer scheme, and this will be the usual mild summer without hell tropical temperatures. If you rent one for six months, you can compensate for the cost of two annual flights and even earn a little.

and Harlem. First of April:

Oh man! Your back is white. A white ass. You are white! In general, go here.

The wallet!