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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5695
 23.05.2008
We sit on "The Chronicles of Narnia". The final match between Peter and the King. Peter stretches the sword to Prince Caspian to kill the king himself. Caspian stuck in indecisiveness... pause... silence... the voice from somewhere behind "That’s what I’m looking at Slavik"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5694
 23.05.2008
kitler>someone can get a member to the umbilic, and someone can get a puppet to the member.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5693
 23.05.2008
Ultimatum to Eurovision from Russia: Until you give us the first place, we will send Dima Bilan every year

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5692
 23.05.2008
by Andrei:
I read in one forum:

My name is Sasha, I am 10 years old from Almaty (it is in Kazakhstan).
My hobby is:
1) The synchronous flooding.
2) I like to read.

Character of:
I know everything about Tanna Groter, Harry Potter, Nancy Drew!!!! to
I have a little cat and I love it very much.His name is Margot!
I want to be an admin!

I have tears of tears.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5691
 23.05.2008
He listened, sitting on a bench in the park.
on the neighbor - two girls such...well typical my neighborhood - pants of jeans torch and D&G (and maybe Dior- did not see)
one another:
- And fucking I smoke - and I have hair in my nose like blown up! Fuck the panic!
In a moment, Tom...
He told me I looked like Mariah Carey.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5690
 23.05.2008
jams: I had a call "press reset sharply and the machine is no longer turned on" - came - tried to turn on - from the BP beam spark and cut light at the entire entrance - the client (happy so, thickening the finger into the system)"yes-yes, this is how he doesn't turn on" - mole writer No. 1 - taken to the service - burned everything except one of the 2 lines of memory and blinkers - the reason for all this badminton was issued by servicemen in a separate box with a sheet "burned...burned... burned.... the cockroaches in the set are attached"; - pizza No. 2 - asked why I burned the cockroaches and they say that "people don't believe and require to
The moral of this fairy tale of life: press reset - kill the cockroach and you will win a hit for half a piece of green

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5689
 23.05.2008
by KeyRider:
Are you fucking?
Yes of course.
Get involved, please...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5688
 23.05.2008
He went fucking to the dacha.
He: Oh, not to you
She: I went
He: So then you

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5687
 23.05.2008
After the match Manchester vs Chelsea.

4k8 (03:08:16 22/05/2008)
What are our wicked?

MJ-Over (03:09:38 22/05/2008)
Which of us are English, or which of us are other English?

4k8 (03:09:51 22/05/2008)
Which English

MJ-Over (03:09:57 22/05/2008)
Which of our non-English people have stunned?

4k8 (03:10:07 22/05/2008)
Those who have lost are ours.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №5686
 23.05.2008
I apologize for not writing. I was abroad and there was no Russian language.
She is: izdevaeshsya???? to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5685
 23.05.2008
I watched the scene yesterday:
Drukk: an Italian at a good English saleswoman at Euroset (Moscow Station) explained that he needed a memory card for Minolta’s camera, she kicked his head and then asked “Do you speak English?”
The pause...
The Italian looked at her sadly, answered “Yes, I do” and quietly left.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №5684
 23.05.2008
Only natural laziness prevents you from taking a can of paint and writing after one of the numerous inscriptions on the asphalt, such as "Mania, I love you."
"I am too!"
"I am stronger!"
"And I am deeper!"
"I am more often!"
"I am in the ass!What is it?"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5683
 23.05.2008
The Apocalypse cancelled!! The balance did not pass, the cat in the shredder!
by ZANAVES-
We plush, we...




Zoe to act!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5682
 23.05.2008
Mejechka wants TpuPyKu.
<TpuPyKu> shake you three hands

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5681
 23.05.2008
I’m in the bus, I’m asleep... I’m raising my head – I’m sitting in front of a 17-year-old non-formal girl, and here by side-sight I notice that the bus is standing at the stop I want. With a scream of "oh, fucking", I get out of the bus and I hear a scream of the dwarf: "I’m a fool!!" shouted this nonformal... it seems she’s offended=(

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5680
 23.05.2008
XXX is
And it’s still hot... the eggs stick to the legs... annoying...

Especially when in the bus and to strangers.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5679
 23.05.2008
I saw yesterday a picture on the street...I go past the store..normal such a building..on one floor..on the roof of this, therefore, the establishments are wearing small years so at ten, a little..seemingly, playing a battlefield or something else..here I notice that one of them falls from the roof..with horror I approach him, thinking to help with something..this one stands up, crawls and bats under his nose, looking up:"Nifiga I am a Batman".and :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5678
 23.05.2008
The real story.
I studied with a boy from Peter. And often he talked about his grandfather, who still remembers the revolution. Once we took a lot of beer with the guys and went to listen to revolutionary stories. The grandfather quickly reached the conversation condition and began:
"I was seven years old, I lived in the village and we had an alcohol factory in the village. The red are shooting, then the white are shooting. All the tanks at the factory were infiltrated with bullets, all the alcohol into the country pond and leaked.
Grandpa and then. How was the Civil War?
We had no war. Red on one side of the pond with circles, white on the other. At the end of the war, it was dried and dried.

c) The nextxt

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5677
 23.05.2008
<IsT> have you come from Tolyatti?
<Psi-Schu> yes))) 1 number)) it was ugarno all)
<Psi-Schu> Do you want a photo?
<IsT> Let’s Go
<Psi-Schu> catch up)
<IsT> oh, there is
<Psi-Schu> oh shit, Dinar ((
<Psi-Schu> there is a photo where I am half naked (
<Psi-Schu> do not smash it ((
<IsT> where you are half naked standing on one leg did not smash))))))))
<Psi-Schu> :D
<IsT> then returned and not again

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5676
 23.05.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Statistical Survey: What Is Your Breast Size? I need statistics.
and July:
The Third.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The third is good...
July (the third size)
What about the survey?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
must be.

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