by SannicovaSS:
Why are your hands in blood?
I collected strawberries.
Why are your hands in blood?
This is not blood, it is strawberries.
What does the strawberry have to do with it?
I collected it.
Where is the blood?
I killed the strawberries.
You can’t kill her, she’s still dead.
I resurrected her and killed her again. Will it go?

They say, Kamchatka - the best place on the planet, and everyone else envy us, because it is we believe that a bulka of bread for 25 rubles and a liter of 92 for 30 rubles - cheap.
You are the 92nd 30th. It stands :? O_O
Fuck to Fuck! No of course! 29 to 80! )))

She (17:55:50 21/07/2010)
So, if we’re going to see you so often, then I end ?
yalexey (17:56:51 21/07/2010)
I don’t give it, but use it for health.

I lay with a girl on the couch.
Show me how much you love me.
You’re just cute, no one is better than you.
She is ahh.
I kiss her stomach, I kiss her.
She: Oh you are a chitarist...
I take off her jeans.
Do you have condoms?
I: No...
She: I’ll look at myself now... Oh, I found it!
and Tindy! The door to the apartment opens, her mother and grandmother enter. They turn me.
I: What have I done?! to
They are silent. We’ll wait for your parents and find out.

I sit in the kitchen.
and Tindy! My father comes in.

I wake up. I look at my nokia...two messages...ready to kill a girlfriend for having such a dream ruined.

He: Do you know that girls are not exactly girls, most likely men?
She: Yes, my dear, then you are a pederast.

xxx (16:34:46 21/07/2010)
I almost died today. He was given to the vase 2199, and he was wrapped in a wire. Well, I think, the domestic car probably doesn’t stand. I eat after the ecstasy, grit add gas, I added, he added grit little, pulled the wire, it is like a lawn :DD

About the times, about the morals.
I go out with a friend from the audience. Right in the middle of the passage, several group members talk lively. I refer to one of them:
“Sorry, you couldn’t get away a little, please.
– What what?! to
Go to the side, I say.
Oh yeah...
My wife could not withstand:
Fuck me from here!! to
Fuck, I would say it right away!

...

Q: Did Lida leave you?
WOW: Well yes. I want to meet smart girls again.
Ohhhhhhhh?? to
We go for a walk, night, moon, romance, look at the stars. And then, with the knowledge of the matter, she begins to tell about the Big Bang, the expansion of the universe, the explosions of galaxies, quasars, pulsar, etc. and so gracefully led to the fact that I am nothingness, that I not only did not find what to answer, I sleep still can not O_o

SmVesson: Eighth Paul refused to predict the results of the elections in Belarus :)))))

Proff: Well, he only put one feed on the journey - choose, say! He was hurt! )

I bought a record with Arya. Inside the box was advertising of other groups’ discs. This is now interesting: whoever from the listeners of Aria will buy Sophia Rotara or 50cent))

> Romance and help! When sending the email comes the message: Successful Mail Delivery Report

How to help them? The wall, the jade or the trail?

Canibaronic is
X: I think I am a great reason to get married!
Poppy... in 5 years easy...
X is OOO? You don’t even choose a bride, but you get married to me right away.
U: Well, under the shirt everyone is more or less the same...and with you at least it will be fun. I still need that...
X: Have fun with me? Do you need nothing more?
u:yes, you are funny... non-standard...) but no milling, I need a kitchen mixer and a cleaner with replacement knives at 3.14here in one person)
X:...and the second sounds somehow better than what you don’t think of me? XD is
u: well...ept...the high-frequency radiation generator based on the Fourier emitter also sounds cool...and looks nasty and for the second year I have pollen on the table)

XHH: A friend bought Lada an express version, i.e. The Export)
Lada express option - evaluate the creativity of the collectors of AutovAZ.

Aallaa: I saw a man today, a cardiogram and a condom fell out of his pocket! He does not give up!

I am interested in theaters, Latin American dances, languages, international law, photography, I write poems, sports, I do vocals, and you?

I am fascinated by Lane Age 2.

The clan was taken here.

xxx: Experience is when to replace questions "what?" "where?" "when?" "how?" and "why?" comes one single question - "the fucking??!and "

Filka: The most popular phrase of the lost in any campaign: "Let’s cut it down here?and "

Evgeny :
In the coming hours in Moscow will be rainy rains, also possible thunderstorms and grasshoppers, - in Hydrometeoburo.

by Alexander Lindemann:
I went for a walk with the girl. =) is

Evgeny :
Walk around the house :)
Everything will be clear :)

We were released at 2 p.m. due to the heat. This is so simple for your information. I am jealous :D
the pyardas
and thanks. I feel a little better :D

xxx: I sit, I drink beer OeTTINGER, written beer No. 1 in Germany
xxx: and on the back of the label is written Manufacturer: Moscow
yyy: ah, shake Munich, a man enters the bar
YYY: Takes a cup of Oettinger, asks the bartender, for we are flying, a leftist?
Yyy: and the bartender to him: you offend, mythic, only brought
XXX is lol