Signs on cigarettes:
Smoking can cause a slow and painful death.
I would rather put that inscription on the asphalt plaque.)

Angry

I know a man who cuts grass with frogs.
Hahaha, judging by the noise outside the window at 8 a.m.

You are very wise.
He: Have you been overwhelmed? Did you mean fashion? Or is boring?
She: Yeah you know... no matter anymore) I agree with what I wrote)) I like it)
He is: O_O...

A little stuff came out of my bag to my bed. Very tired during the day, I fell asleep. I wake up in the morning, I walk around the apartment, and the cowards are filled with coins. The golden antilope.

Why is my brain not working that way?by :
The Mystery :
A child’s mystery in the office:
344 = 2
188 = 4
690 = three
501 is?
The work stood up...

Boring shit, here are the holes in the numbers and count. Eight of them are two.

Three hundred and forty four (2C)
One hundred and seventy eight (4C)
Six hundred nine hundred (3C)
and attention! Five hundred one (1 C)
What am I doing wrong?

She is Wii. What could be more cute cats?
The Laughter of Sheldon

Every time you don’t put a sign of intersection or make a grammatical mistake, one goff dies in the world.

We have a new admin.
Lera
Alexey, good day, I don't have a headset, Andrei said that the application was handed over to you, it's already about 16:00.... today it is desirable to eliminate problems
Alexey
Hi ) could just be easier "fast fucking make me a headset" )
secondary

It would seem that nothing can spoil the 3 size of the chest without a lift in the jacket in the rain...But! This man smiled with his golden teeth!!!( by

The Telepathy:
The Sapphire:
Feel what the saper feels on the task: try to answer the innocent question of the girl "and how old would you give me?..." :))))))))

Answer 19, if she’s older you’ll get a compliment, if she’s younger you’ll get a compliment, if she’s 19, then you’re a telepath, and that’s cool)))

I’m like you, but I’m always answering forever.

So many years have passed, now the bags with money are not behind the roof, but in the safe with multi-tone doors opened by the clock, with surveillance cameras and encrypted access codes. But the method of squeezing a gun in the mouth and the requirement to open it all remains the most effective.

On the subject:
> the deputy secretary of state sent to one of my letters, above the text, a handwritten resolution with a huge question mark at the end (the sign he has is very unclear) where the very first word suspiciously resembles the word "SHUJALI" =)))

In our factory, the deputy director once wrote a resolution: "I want an anal! It is urgent!"
He meant analysis, but we’ve been remembering it for four years and rjom :)

Talk to a friend who works in England.

[14.07.2011 21:14:48] 77: How about work?
[14.07.2011 21:16:02] sol: yes, it is normal, yesterday the Gypsies held a short course on how to open a machine with lemonade at work with one penny.
[14.07.2011 21:17:55] 77: with useful experience you will return home ))))))
[24.07.2011 21:19:33] sol: if I don't go to the English zone before... you know these Gypsies 8)

Although ignorant, but I do not lose hope to take off Hope clothes once, but better twice.

I took the girl to the station. There was a 60-year-old man on the road. Not drunk, but on the rocks. He may have fallen, but cannot get up. He raised him. And I expected anything in response, but his “Well, I’m gone” killed a drunk!

XXX: What kind of depressive horror did you miss in Chittagong?? to
YYY: I would have lived in Chit, I would have looked at your mood...
Sheeva

I walk by the street, I walk by the shop.
"Products for newborns" The inscription on the window "Fly
You will not regret it!":D

She loves raw sausage, cold beer and
My cat Vasco. She is not like everyone else.
She is another...
She is Claudia Nivanilkovna.

In the amusement park in Japan built literally the hottest attraction...

<ximera> A useful thing for agriculture! There is a pot of half a ton of fertilizer can be picked up in the evening))

From the discussion of Putin in the forums Lenty.ru

xxx - he's a real man, with the big letter
Save Russia from posthumousism!
If I met him in real, I would hold his hand, hug him, and kiss him! I would drink for his health.

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zzz - Post-Cynicism - it needs to be recorded.

I told him once: go to rest - behave well: don't chase cats and dogs on the streets and protect yourself. Today he tells me: I remember your covenants - not to cling to dogs on the streets, and if they have clinged, then protect yourself!