I smoke and wait for the bus. Throwing out the bull, he noticed the prefix used in the urn, a pregnancy test and a bowl of baby food. Buses rarely go here.

Once in a generation?

And then...
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In the family of the dumb there are its advantages: he closed his eyes and let his wife blaspheme as much as he wants.
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The more suddenly will be the fist on the invisible mosque.

Survived the operation, by the evening left from anesthesia (but thought still tight), the dryer is terrible. I found a nurse, I said, "You don't have a container to pour water? The hunt"
Well, she is looking at her in the suitcase, finds something, washes, gives me with the words "you again loosen and if the salt will give, do not pay attention". I go to the dining room and start to pour water. Here passes by the cook, looks strangely... and says, “Yeah, let me give you a normal cup, or we take this urine...”

Boris: In ****** condoms "Love Horoscope" are sold. Pack 12pcs is 5 times cheaper than "Contex".
And there are a lot of pregnant women.

This is not Sparta.
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I bought a baby syrup from cough, I read contraindications...
xxx: "not to take during pregnancy and during lactation"
xxx: Something tells me that if a child 3-7 years has a period of lactation, then it is not about coughing you need to worry.
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In Russia, it is accepted to use goods not as intended. Adults drink the medicine for children (they think it is safer), stick with flat nails, repair electric sockets with a kitchen knife, and so on.

Well, the richest man did not have time to finish the university and he did not need it, he gave us all dos.)
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Do not forget that this person had a good starting position, and he proved to be a very good manager (not to mention what was the first MS-DOS - Google 86-DOS ;).
You’d better remember two steves whose business started with “gather for 40” and “sell for 150”, and it continues in the same style so far (although none of the Stevens are in that company for a long time).
Engineers often experience, gently speaking, an aversion to coupling, work with elbows and other fun of managers. But that doesn’t mean the low level of engineers.

X: How did you spend the weekend?
Yyy: Fuck, and we spent the weekend like this: "And we went to this?! Did we go to them? We went there and we went here."
YYYY: S@ka, I didn’t go out because of the driving!
I just wanted to sit down and play a witch!
YYY: But no, it is, bl@j, boring!
Yyy: but to ride from one countryside village to another – that’s for@bys!
YYY: by "friends" who don’t even remember when our birthday is.
YYY: Yes, I would have turned them all around, but no, I’m silent. I am a trick.

I’m just smashed now. I sit down and fall into depression. And all because of the dirty roll of toilet paper, can you imagine? The paper is wrapped on such a cardboard cylinder, and it is written: "Just wash me into the toilet"

Just listen to her. The whole Chekhov with the problem of a small man, the whole Dostoevsky – just puppies next to this phrase. In one line, in five words, a recognition of one’s own insignificance, humility, submission to fate, an apology to the higher being, a humble request to stop the meaningless suffering existence. He knows that he will now disappear, disintegrate into pieces among the impurities. And he takes this part with humility, worthy of admiration. It’s like a terminator at the end of the second film, drowning in melted steel and showing a thumb.

Just wash me in the toilet. This could be called an autobiographical novel that won a literary award. Or a movie that makes the rooms cry. A description of my life or yours.

Once from one kindergarten in the depths left almost all the educators, the remaining work on two rates, which somehow was able to raise by 65%. And now they get more media bla bla bla.
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That is, it is normal that the educator works in two shifts (from 7 to 19, for a minute) or looks at twice the number of children (fillability of one group in the usual, non-corrective garden - 30 people on the list, well, let it actually only go 20), or combines the bet of the educator and babysitter (at the same time beat the toilets and reads a fairy tale to children)?
So that you have such a median as children, parents and educators of this kindergarten.

Konstantin Nazarenko: Take away 2 stoves of strawberries. Either I am her or she is me.

The elderly, not by age fascinated with astronomy and space fiction, was called in the school by a logopedist. At the request to say a few words with the letter "R" second-class student issued "magnetist" and "andromeda" and "cosmodrom".

For half an hour I listened to the passage that the child was re-informed.

ZhelAnie: Every time I read such stories, I think that my mother-in-law is a beautiful woman. And its main advantage is that it lives 2000km away.

Spore is a children's game in which you can make a reasonable twenty-five members.

My nephew entered the period of sexual flower.
“Mom, did you say you wore it yesterday?
P: And I didn’t shut up...
I: Did you come back in the morning?
A: Not in the morning.
I: With the girls?
Yes, not with the girls.
I was a little stressed O_O

I sit in the car and smoke. A mosquito flew, zero reaction on me, sat down on the back of the seat and began to knit him, squeezing his hood at the very least.
He didn’t even squeeze him, the fucker knows what he has in mind.

(My mother is a doctor)
M: 10.44 What is your Dim foot size? For any case.
I: 10.46 by Dima 42
13:15 O Lord! I forgot what I was asking and thought he had a fever!

It is 7 winds. And this new chip of Microsoft with an independent update on 10 wheels just got. Remove and squeeze. does not succeed. All the forums have broken. But the way out was genius. Just take and rename the folder and the track will not just know where to update. Microsoft is clearly not ready for our smart 😉
Z is. And many are now on their foreheads "CHRY" with the words "EXACTLY BLA!" ))))

Then I will share)
My cat’s name is Scaly, but not in honor of Agent Scally. This is a reduction. From Scalopendra. When I brought her home from the street, dirty and hungry (eternally hungry!!!She was hiding wherever she was. But it was worth only to see the bowl, she splashed on the pulp and fast-paced with her legs, bending the frogs toward food))

XXX: yyy, sit down now, listen to my advice and never forget it
The best thing you can do for yourself and those you love is never, even so, NEVER buy a full-drive car!
YYY : Why?
For one day you will call from the moon or Mars with the words "I don't know how I got here, but I think I need an evacuator."

to this:
I saw a man with a iron fist. The man poured coffee on himself in the pub (the cover was tightly wrapped on the cup), said "ups" (UPS, Carl), laughed, began to wipe out coffee from the clothes, table and bag and sent the child to the box to ask for more towels. Yes, the man was with a preschool child.
Is this Zen so perceived from the appearance of a child in which it is not possible to mother? Maybe try too?

I was raised in a decent family.
Rubicon fell asleep when mat became the norm, if anything.