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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50412
 17.07.2011
Te6eIIu3dec: Hello Beautiful, let's go for a walk at night?
Something I will fear you.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50411
 17.07.2011
Prison on the street of Liberty, dispatcher on the street of Joy. ha ha! Our customers are the company "Positive", which is located on Cannabis Street.

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50410
 17.07.2011
Yesterday we stood in a row in the hall... I accidentally listened to a conversation of a couple:
She: "We are wildly lucky that we got to the session today!"
He is "?and "
She says "Well, you are the one! Show time is limited! Look at the poster, there is also written: Harry Potter. It will end on July 13"
He: "We were really lucky to get tickets"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №50409
 17.07.2011
Tanya (23:26) :
Hi...
by Sergey (23:26)
Hi to...
Tanya (23:27) :
You want to say nothing?
Sergey (23:28) :
How to do?

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №50408
 17.07.2011
It is 17:20
I am in the seventh sky.

It is 17:21
My mom bought or bought a ticket.

She is 17:22
The second! ?

It is 17:30
How did you guess about the trip?

It is 17:31
You are as simple as a taboo. You have all the joy of the fact that someone bought you or gave you money to buy. You wanted a trip recently. So I compare it all together.

It is 17:31
Well all right.
...
...
It is 17:48
Have you rattled? What a taboo!? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50407
 17.07.2011
The Tiger (11:13:37 15/07/2011)
Can I go to the prostitutes?
Green (11:13:56 15/07/2011)
Where is? )
The Tiger (11:14:10 15/07/2011)
Where are the prostitutes?
Green (11:14:27 15/07/2011)
Who are the prostitutes?
The Tiger (11:14:52 15/07/2011)
I thought you would take a prostitute’s tent.
Green (11:15:23 15/07/2011)
We have a tent of handbugs.))) Do you want to go to them?)))

[ + 65 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50406
 16.07.2011
Mother scratched her cheek and lubricated it with a cream, on the cream the inscription - "cream from cracks." I could not resist:
Mom, has your mouth broken?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50405
 16.07.2011
Blood in the bath while brushing your teeth can mean that you killed and dismembered a person in the bathroom, and like nothing else went to brush your teeth. Contact the nearest department of the IMD or the RPC.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50404
 16.07.2011
Now ApplePad issued:"There is nothing to cancel. Canceled by"
I was confused...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50403
 16.07.2011
You are not literate, I will teach you :)
Y: I do not want! A thick face
X: It is sad
D is fucking!
X is fucking!* is
It is all, harsh!
X is good*
A: You have to go!
X :...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №50402
 16.07.2011
The summer. The heat.
She: Nothing, I will remind you when you ask for a bottle of water to drink...
Is this the one I took from home?
She: Yes, that’s in my bag now!
He is the Aha that I carry in my hands.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50401
 16.07.2011
Sergant744: Fuck, I want myself on the tombstone "respawn in 3..2..1"

[ + 61 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50400
 16.07.2011
Who is afraid of the cat? My fool also gets stuck in her with the nail of one leg and sits with such a look, typically it was conceived... And when I approach to help her get out, she begins to bite and scratch me with a free leg! Is he not crazy? :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50399
 16.07.2011
<@hamper_> shakes from one developer a terrible word heard
<@hamper_> bishop

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50398
 16.07.2011
Elijah is offending me!
YYY: How is it?
He said that once I’m going to work at the “Alpha Bank,” I’m going to be called Alpha!and ((
Congratulations on the new nick!
It does not eat!!! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №50397
 16.07.2011
(not to me)
I want to go to the club like this, but I don’t have anything to wear and no keys.
(not to me)
I sometimes dance at home at night XD
[ I ]
I stopped doing this when I watched the movie “The Silence of the Lambs,” where a maniac, grabbing a female scalp, danced in front of the mirror, condemning “How cool you are, I would fuck you.”

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50396
 16.07.2011
Didiseven: Tomato juice has only 2 states.
1"Something is not salt"
2" to be damned! Tagged with"

( by

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50395
 16.07.2011
Maikl_never: I remember, I was 23 years old, and I already served in the police. I bought a cognac in the store. And the seller suddenly asks: "Isn’t it early"?
I looked at the clock like a fool.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50394
 16.07.2011
Theme on the formula "Your worst dream"
by Pashenka:
by Dacia. My dog (I don’t have a dog) held a nail-crawler in his teeth and ordered apples to fall from the trees. Then we talked with her about the arrangement of the universe, that the next time you need to leave a trap in the universe so that you can see the landscapes of other planets. That our universe is actually one tiny point in the next and that matter will just gain volume in the next universe, which will cause an explosion as all matter will be concentrated at one point.
It rained and a man of lithium ran past us. He was burning and shouted terribly, "Suka go here on" and moved his hands messy, touching the healthy crystals of salt that grew instead of urticaria. Every time the crystal was dissolved, it was very long issuing the loud "trrrrrrrr-rr".

In the morning, I found out that all night some drunk mu'aki wore under the windows, cyclists came and removed them.
Guys, I’m like no complaints, thank you for silencing these, but please use silencers (at least at night). You are better than these...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №50393
 16.07.2011
Ajax: My wife left in the morning... for two weeks... so boring at home... Now I can jongle with 3 oranges ^__^

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