Te6eIIu3dec: Hello Beautiful, let's go for a walk at night?
Something I will fear you.
Prison on the street of Liberty, dispatcher on the street of Joy. ha ha! Our customers are the company "Positive", which is located on Cannabis Street.
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Yesterday we stood in a row in the hall... I accidentally listened to a conversation of a couple:
She: "We are wildly lucky that we got to the session today!"
He is "?and "
She says "Well, you are the one! Show time is limited! Look at the poster, there is also written: Harry Potter. It will end on July 13"
He: "We were really lucky to get tickets"
Tanya (23:26) :
Hi...
by Sergey (23:26)
Hi to...
Tanya (23:27) :
You want to say nothing?
Sergey (23:28) :
How to do?
It is 17:20
I am in the seventh sky.
It is 17:21
My mom bought or bought a ticket.
She is 17:22
The second! ?
It is 17:30
How did you guess about the trip?
It is 17:31
You are as simple as a taboo. You have all the joy of the fact that someone bought you or gave you money to buy. You wanted a trip recently. So I compare it all together.
It is 17:31
Well all right.
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It is 17:48
Have you rattled? What a taboo!? to
The Tiger (11:13:37 15/07/2011)
Can I go to the prostitutes?
Green (11:13:56 15/07/2011)
Where is? )
The Tiger (11:14:10 15/07/2011)
Where are the prostitutes?
Green (11:14:27 15/07/2011)
Who are the prostitutes?
The Tiger (11:14:52 15/07/2011)
I thought you would take a prostitute’s tent.
Green (11:15:23 15/07/2011)
We have a tent of handbugs.))) Do you want to go to them?)))
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16.07.2011
Mother scratched her cheek and lubricated it with a cream, on the cream the inscription - "cream from cracks." I could not resist:
Mom, has your mouth broken?
Blood in the bath while brushing your teeth can mean that you killed and dismembered a person in the bathroom, and like nothing else went to brush your teeth. Contact the nearest department of the IMD or the RPC.
Now ApplePad issued:"There is nothing to cancel. Canceled by"
I was confused...
You are not literate, I will teach you :)
Y: I do not want! A thick face
X: It is sad
D is fucking!
X is fucking!* is
It is all, harsh!
X is good*
A: You have to go!
X :...
The summer. The heat.
She: Nothing, I will remind you when you ask for a bottle of water to drink...
Is this the one I took from home?
She: Yes, that’s in my bag now!
He is the Aha that I carry in my hands.
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16.07.2011
Sergant744: Fuck, I want myself on the tombstone "respawn in 3..2..1"
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16.07.2011
Who is afraid of the cat? My fool also gets stuck in her with the nail of one leg and sits with such a look, typically it was conceived... And when I approach to help her get out, she begins to bite and scratch me with a free leg! Is he not crazy? :)
<@hamper_> shakes from one developer a terrible word heard
<@hamper_> bishop
Elijah is offending me!
YYY: How is it?
He said that once I’m going to work at the “Alpha Bank,” I’m going to be called Alpha!and ((
Congratulations on the new nick!
It does not eat!!! to
(not to me)
I want to go to the club like this, but I don’t have anything to wear and no keys.
(not to me)
I sometimes dance at home at night XD
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I stopped doing this when I watched the movie “The Silence of the Lambs,” where a maniac, grabbing a female scalp, danced in front of the mirror, condemning “How cool you are, I would fuck you.”
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Didiseven: Tomato juice has only 2 states.
1"Something is not salt"
2" to be damned! Tagged with"
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Maikl_never: I remember, I was 23 years old, and I already served in the police. I bought a cognac in the store. And the seller suddenly asks: "Isn’t it early"?
I looked at the clock like a fool.
Theme on the formula "Your worst dream"
by Pashenka:
by Dacia. My dog (I don’t have a dog) held a nail-crawler in his teeth and ordered apples to fall from the trees. Then we talked with her about the arrangement of the universe, that the next time you need to leave a trap in the universe so that you can see the landscapes of other planets. That our universe is actually one tiny point in the next and that matter will just gain volume in the next universe, which will cause an explosion as all matter will be concentrated at one point.
It rained and a man of lithium ran past us. He was burning and shouted terribly, "Suka go here on" and moved his hands messy, touching the healthy crystals of salt that grew instead of urticaria. Every time the crystal was dissolved, it was very long issuing the loud "trrrrrrrr-rr".
In the morning, I found out that all night some drunk mu'aki wore under the windows, cyclists came and removed them.
Guys, I’m like no complaints, thank you for silencing these, but please use silencers (at least at night). You are better than these...
Ajax: My wife left in the morning... for two weeks... so boring at home... Now I can jongle with 3 oranges ^__^