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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №99933
 01.07.2014
So why did you get to the person with this "calcination"? Per this part of the text was written by the same buffalo. You know, they are not very literate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99932
 01.07.2014
“Everyone who offers to add something in C++ must attach their kidney to the application. Then no one will offer more than two ideas, and to the choice of these two he will approach incredibly responsible."
Jim Valdo, C++ Standardization Committee member in the early 1990s

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99931
 01.07.2014
and there:
Deputies intend to ban foreign words if they have Russian analogues
xxx: driver in Russian, yes.
yyy: The printer's cushion =)

Oh young people! Googled "Girls of the Mouse"!
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"The pressing of the "mouse" key is called "climbing" because of the characteristic sound"
Beginning of the 90s, computer lith-ra

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99930
 01.07.2014
This is'
Why should non-drinkers tolerate drinking alcohol?
Why should non-smokers tolerate smokers?
Why should dog lovers tolerate cats?
Why should vegetarians tolerate farms?
Why should Child-Free tolerate other people’s children?
and......................

Why, those who know how to shoot, tolerate these nits ;)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99929
 01.07.2014
To the question about "How did you survive for the penny?".
I am from Krasnodar. My father retired from the army as a captain in the 96th, and for several years we were literally starving. He smelled like a curse, but the money didn’t go. At my graduation, I remember, my mom accumulated some truths and lies in 400 rubles to sew the dress... In the first course (budget, of course) she wrote articles in the city newspapers for a fee in 150. At the same time in Msk in the same edition, on the same position a person got 4-5 times more (I talk about what was 6 years ago). Now in Krare, a journalist gets a twentieth. How did she live? With single-group stadiums in a cheap apartment, for three one sausage and a pair of shoes with a "push" (city market). I admit, I had to use a male interest: one will invite a cavalier to visit, the other - and always asked to buy "this and that". We honestly cooked them dinner, and for the rest of a couple of days (no sexual "services"!). So they survived. Now, working in Moscow already in a managerial position, I can not get rid of the old habit of buying only one pair of shoes, which I melt in sweaters, and I struggle to force myself to buy a dress (when I look at the price lists my heart dies - expensive!!! And then I remember that I can afford it at all...) from so and so lived

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99928
 01.07.2014
You guys, you don’t listen. You like to bite your nipples - you will bite them. Pocher, which their owner does not like, will try it over time, and everyone else will like it.

If you choose some idiots for yourself as sexual partners, and then you bend and tolerate under them - then it's stupid, what.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99927
 01.07.2014
From an interview with Alexey Theft, who told about the world's first world-round expedition by auto-stop "AutoColumbus", which he headed:
Well, it was not quite a world trip, strictly speaking: we were often criticized, because we started on the Star, and ended on the Lakes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99926
 01.07.2014
Corporate message from a colleague:
and friends! Halli is scheduled birthday :) We take off and discuss the options for the gift.

15 minutes is a collective discussion (in the corporate chat) of various gift options.
Until somebody offered:
Could we remove Galli from the newsletter?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №99925
 01.07.2014
You have to live your life so that you are punished.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99924
 01.07.2014
1st channel, program "Time". In Antalya, four hotels burned, the cause of the fire was a fire, which KTO-TO sparked in a palm grove.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99923
 01.07.2014
Tonight in the morning with the horror of a butterfly, not finding a mineral under my hand, I took a bottle of water from the neighbor’s bunker. As it then turned out, it was holy water from the temple from which she recently returned.
yyy )))))))
Is it ease?
xxx is divine
You didn’t believe it.)
The xxx really saves.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №99922
 01.07.2014
The lander’s wife:
My husband served in the landing. I suggested to go on August 2 to one of his friends (co-workers, to another city), to mark so to say in a human way.

I'm tired of you wanting to send me out for a while?

I: You know, better not go anywhere, stay with me, I will be quieter.

husband: - ah, the only holiday in the year, when you can rest with men, and you "do not ride".

This is what to say to him?

Is he a landslide that makes sense to speak to him? Order him to land with food and alcohol in the zone of the Allied troops for subsequent capture of nearby fountains.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99921
 01.07.2014
Neighbors, such neighbors
One was tired (or rather even tired) that on the staircase cage some urds left garbage bags, that he wrote from his hand a cider on a sheet in a cage.

I catch who leaves the rubbish
Don’t be offended by the JOB"

PS rubbish has decreased sharply

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99920
 01.07.2014
Comments on the news about the past paint festival in Novosibirsk.

Q: Do you really consider this kind of activity of children to be the norm?? to
WOW: Of course not. The norm is to go to church in the morning, and then for the whole day to the country: water tomatoes, spray beds and whiten the trunks of trees so that they are not hugged by rabbits.
Q: There are only two extremes. Going to church or painting? Do you know more patterns of behavior and life?
WOW: This is a philosophical question. Some believe that there are no two extremes, others believe that there are two extremes – and both are unproven. And also other reasons. On other patterns of behavior, I will say this: either going to church or painting - this is one thing. How would you go to church if you were painted? It is funny. Or, let’s say, another situation that is the opposite. Also funny too. Wherever you go, everywhere, in one word. Here and think.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99919
 01.07.2014
Paul: Hello to you. Please add me to your contact list.

Sorry, do we know each other?

Do you want to see me naked?

Do you want to sacrifice your organs to Satan?

Paul: No

Go on the fucking

See also: XD

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99918
 01.07.2014
The teacher asked to transmit that for the time of practice we are employees of the institute, so take it seriously. Tickets to the sea not to buy, not to try to drown in the river.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99917
 01.07.2014
Homeopathic drugs, in my opinion, can be given through the mouth, through the nose and simply applied without printing the package to the head... The effect of this will not change.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99916
 01.07.2014
Just two titles of different publications about the same news:

In Volgograd, a foreigner who sold spy watches was detained.
In Volgograd, Tajikans were not allowed to sell clocks with a dictionary.

The Tajik James Bond.

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99915
 01.07.2014
xxx: Vanguai series replies articles on the hubre:

16 things you shouldn’t do in Moscow
128 things not worth living in Omsk
1024 Things You Shouldn't Live For

yyy: >>128 things not worth living in Omsk
It was offensive now.

Zzz: Yes, we have only 127 such things in Omsk, why blaspheme? and :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99914
 01.07.2014
Victims of EEG:

Speech from the graduate at the last call (directed to teachers):
You have made an inexorable contribution.

The rapporteur всяко meant "incomprehensible" that there is another meaning of the word...

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