I want sex, money and power!!!! to
Sweepstorm (01:22:16 16/05/2009)
So what is the problem? Come to me, we’ll do sex, I’ll give you a little money and you’ll be on top)))))
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You are shit!! Meet me right away.
Sweepstorm (01:25:46 16/05/2009)
Emm ok, two o_o
<Pozitiv-13> people... film 18 year old virgin which genre?
<Sith_Lord> o_O fiction
On TV advertising: "Shoes exist not only for training to the pot..." Husband, without breaking away from the comp: "They can still be pulled with the teeth";
I see this quote - I rape my boyfriend. Or he got his moralizing "sex only after the wedding". Y to Y!
The Minister of Energy of the campaign never washed his ass with cold water (
Russian Internet users are so harsh that even the quotation of the rune has turned into a forum.
c) The Gazette
She: Dima, you can’t have a dark mood.
Smoking is harmful! You will smoke 100%.
I will surprise you.
If you do not smoke, you will die 100%.
xxx> and myriad The Mishima!
yyy> The Bear!
zzz> Teach me to hide!
xxx> The Foolish :((
I eat cheese with mold, drink old wine, ride without a roof in the car.
I’ve seen it today, I’ve seen it a long time. :D
A: What was it?
I go on the shore, I see a guy running, in shorts, a T-shirt, and
There is another man 7. And here these seven begin to accelerate, and who first
He saw it and also accelerated. He looks at him to catch up and starts to turn to the run and says:"You have already gotten! I said I don’t have a cigarette!"
The seven slowed down and began to rust. Then I looked at a friend standing, approached and asked what it was. It turned out to be phys-ra in the people of the legal institute, the preacher said who will first use the machine. :D
O O O O O O
In the pre-election race wins the one who chases the most.
I visited some distant relatives in the village last autumn.
Well, after the feast and relying on such an occasion toasts "for meeting"
I went out with my grandfather, a colloquial pensioner, to smoke.
We stand, we talk... And suddenly from somewhere above – a whistle. It is not simple,
and with ever-increasing strength - you know, as in films about war flying
Are the artillery shells sounding? Well, here’s something like that, but not
So loudly. Walking in the yard chickens with chickens sprinkled on the bushes, and I
From surprise, he pulled his head into his shoulders and bended.
After a second, when the whisper stopped, I raise my head - I see,
On the roof is a small bird.
Laughing, a relative told me the following: This spring his grandson
I pulled out of the forest a puppy – a small frog.
Well, I fed him as much as I could, mostly with small fish. In general,
This puppy is very handy. When I grew up and started
He flew, but became a thief and began to periodically fly.
Go back and catch the chickens. to expel or to insure.
It was impossible – people are not afraid!
Other methods have not even been considered - in no way, themselves
They rescued...
– Well – ended my grandfather’s story – I deceived him with some fresh fish.
And while he was eating, I swallowed him a plastic whistle for a second.
Pulled and added.
Now the chickens can hear him fly, and they can hide.
The woman in the store long and carefully chooses the chicken. stumbled under
With her wings, under her legs, she turned and smelled the goose. After that she
He says to the seller:
I think your chicken is cuddling.
And I think if you are subjected to a similar examination,
You will not get out of it with honour.
I address those who always complain about girls.
You have a strange logic. "It doesn’t give you a fool. She is a prostitute' I will reveal a terrible secret to you. Girls love sex. Not the first encounter. Although there are such. I have been together with my boyfriend for five years. We met for a year and had no sex. Not because I’m frigid. They just used to each other. I’m crazy about not having sex for a long time. Four days is a lot for me.
For girls, sex is much more than just physical pleasure. Not to give birth afterwards. And sleep with a guy who will then boast before everyone doesn't want to.
It’s not that girls are so harmful. It is easy to offend us. The girls try to avoid it.
That fucking. I created a dating site. Through the quotation this hueta - "I am a decent guy with five higher educations..", "I am a modest girl with a modest nymph..." Fuck. Go to the psychoanalyst and express to him all the claims and grievances of this cruel world for not valuing you in dignity.
I am here to laugh. To roast, like a vulgar horse, sprinkled in the monitor with saliva, swallowing out the eyes, knocking a fist on the key in the hustle of the hustle and fucking yourself on the head with a stepler, unable to contain emotions. And I wanted to fuck out who is clean and who smells normal.
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Blue... I thought until the last sentence that this guy is writing ))) and it turns out to be a fragile creature ))
Yesterday the cat came home all in white. with birds
I fought in the yard.
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I am here to laugh. To roast, like a vulgar horse, sprinkled in the monitor with saliva, swallowing out the eyes, knocking a fist on the key in the hustle of the hustle and fucking yourself on the head with a stepler, unable to contain emotions. And I wanted to fuck out who is clean and who smells normal.
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Plus a pizza!
Fuck the stepper! A vulgar horse!! to
Plus a fist!! to
Plus you look!! to
by Ello4ka
You know, after we’ve had sex with you, I think you’ve been avoiding me!
by Monnstrom:
Not at all.
Monnstro has gone offline.
And you know that we have a new lounge opened on the road :) It works 24 hours a day :)
Opened by Putin cardiovascular center in Penza ceased to work - he is not given money. The quotas for treatment allocated by the Ministry of Health and Social Development for 2009 have expired and funds have ceased to come in.
A billion dollars for Eurovision! It is also a loss!! The question is why it is us? Wouldn’t it be better to spend that money on the right things?