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[ + 14 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114833
 15.06.2015
The admin! Is it possible to configure an auto-correction so that it corrects "setting" and "setting" on "setting" and "setting"? There is no strength!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114832
 15.06.2015
The summer has come, the seasonal habit of first beating yourself in the place that is itching, and only then itching has revived.

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114831
 15.06.2015
Shall I go here?! To read your shit, fuck? Fuck to fuck!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114830
 15.06.2015
X: I tried to cuddle 100 times to calm down.
XXX: It helps
xxx: the truth after 60 swallowed my leg, but I now worry about the leg, not about the diploma

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114829
 15.06.2015
Personal experience of medicine.
A couple of years ago he was in the district clinic. Among other things he did fluorography (currently "fluorogram"). I came after all the tests and doctors to the local therapist. She looks at the paper with the results of fluorography and says:
Have you had an interesting fluorography, paid somewhere?
You were on the first floor two days ago.
Do you have fluorography?! to

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114828
 15.06.2015
xxx: Every time I hear words such as ‘leggins’, ‘futures’ or ‘capers’ I seem to understand that in this form they have come into our language, but somewhere in the subconscious still jumping through: ‘dirty hobbies’. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114827
 15.06.2015
My colleague told me (from the first person).
I am standing in the line for lunch in the dining room. In front of me a man unexpectedly turns his head, meets his gaze and asks:
I don’t understand what it is in the menu "Three times is two hundred and seventy tenge"?
She woke up and explained that it was not three times, but a rage. The cat is like that.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №114826
 15.06.2015
I add, and I am not funny here:

We have normal medicine, and doctors are good. People are unconscious.

>>...Early diagnosis and treatment, you say? Medicine and doctors are good, but they can do little.

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Doctors are good, but they are different. A few years ago, my father, already retired and old age, began to feel quite bad, suffocating heavily. tk. The heart sick went to the cardiologist, that smart woman, immediately reminded him of the age and said that he wanted more with his stenocordia, go, like that, grandfather's department, don't bother working, prepare for the cemetery. After this specialist he did not go to the doctors, disgusting very much. And a couple of months later he had a severe heart attack, provoked by a very low hemoglobin level, as we were explained in the resuscitation.
When he went to this professional by age of patients, the last in his card was glued out of the hospital, where hemoglobin was already reduced, when he had a heart attack, hemoglobin was 65, instead of 130. Then the doctors rescued his father, but he was not strong until the end and soon died.
So I want to see this hatred with the stethoscope, which has not even opened the map of the father, in her ugly viewers, and I am afraid not to hold back and crush this fool like a fool.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №114825
 15.06.2015
xxx: So far, I open one out of five banks with a cover "from children":)

Yyy: My girlfriend, if she accidentally turns on the children’s mode on the oven, calls her 10-year-old son to remove it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114824
 15.06.2015
Cichon salad
Is it some sort of magic?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114823
 14.06.2015
X: When ejaculation hurts in the liver, what is it? The pain is tolerable but noticeable.
Y: Per this girl is beating your liver right now. Do you eat the most tomatoes?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114822
 14.06.2015
I am so old... what? What I just said?

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114821
 14.06.2015
What kind of work insurance? What are the OMS policies? Insurance is available only in the city. They have a contract with the best clinic. I understand, I just wanted to boast. But here is the truth: enrollment in the clinic for 1.5-2 months to the therapist, to the narrow longer, not everyone will wait, right? A neighbor’s grandmother "free" has been making teeth for 8 months. Analysis is recorded in a month. Wait until it passes itself, or run to a private clinic. and tomorrow? Yes, please, at a convenient time for you, and the tests will do everything immediately. But how expensive! How happy are we, the despiced and forgotten Far Easters! We have China nearby, where you can treat everything. For money, fast and high quality. Pensioners can drive for treatment because it is even available to them. And they ride. Whole wagons of retirees, children and their parents who carry their money to a foreign country because this country is not interested in their health.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114820
 14.06.2015
A large family, two people, all men, one: my father and I.
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In fact, the point here is that land donations were given only to men, and women had to feed too.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №114819
 14.06.2015
The protoplasm.

I’m so old that I’ve seen laptops with flop drives.
He saw him. I worked on such! The students...
We made them:
We supplied materials and drawings for their components.)
We made these drawings!

— — —
I remember once seeing that light is good, and separating light from darkness.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114818
 14.06.2015
The Pucks (Goblin)

Believe me, German duplication is ten times worse than ours. Indians jumping on horses and weapons: "Schneller, schneller! Los, los!" is clearly more violent than Faust Goethe."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114817
 14.06.2015
Does no one need a small piece of perforation? More clean

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114816
 14.06.2015
I have never overestimated the role of men in human life.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114815
 14.06.2015
Yesterday I stood in the center in the traffic jams, very long.I sit by the window, psychic and see in the nearby bus a girl who with a sad face wrote with a finger on the glass. I looked at it and it was written "Pizzac=(". I thought and wrote on my "Yes=(". I laughed :D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114814
 14.06.2015
Day of Russia is celebrated, so loudly, well. I will call the police if they continue. I answered "What are you, Banderovets?This country cannot be defeated.

*** by

This country will defeat itself.
- Dear most important ones, is it true that Serdyukov with Vasilyeva's chrenaliard sperm?
Do you criticize? What are you, Banker? Maybe you have a double?

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