They gathered every weekend, ran with the dogs around the circle, stopped and ran again. Their faces were concentrated, the burning look was directed toward the future. They held pieces of cheese in their hands, but they did not eat them. Some of them squeezed the scissors. The lips whispered the words unknown to the earth's inhabitants: tsats, tsatsib, big, bis, handler, grummer, trimming, adenovirus... In the evening, they collected their strange cages, loaded dogs in baggage bags, rolled into the luggage of cars and traveled content with hand-fishing products from atlas ribbons and pseudo-golden cups. The dogs looked at them with interest and indulgence.

I’m going to work today, Nissan Theana is in front of me, and it’s “Tratatana.” Immediately introduced by Renault OLOLOGAN and DEU AINANENANEXIA

Sysadmin boundly reports:
All four servers are deployed and ready to work.
The colleague clarifies:
Didn’t you put it on that side first?

Oh, the elite has come. How were you in the 19th century? We already have the Internet, DVDs and tablets. They go to the cinema to have fun. You can watch anything at home. and point. And all this craziness in matters of sophistication of taste - from the onion.
From the onion... soup?

XXX: Playing in the X
All have nics like nics: IceMan, PartiZan, KILLER...
and my nick: storage of nano-gushes
I am sorry :)

This is:
What happens if the Nokia 3310 hits Chuck Norris?

This is how anti-matter is produced.

Not all criminals are sitting, many are still sitting.

Wife comforts murdered husband after watching Algeria-Russia match:
Do not be upset like that. We were in a very difficult group, practically a “death group.”
Sun, what kind of “death group”? We were the weakest team in the championship!! My husband cried in response.
After a brief reflection the wife (philosophically):
This is a ridiculous death.

Not all is the fault of American imperialism: it is not the State Department, but the U.S. Department of State, who is in your elevator.

There was a family. There was Erdel in the family. This family has been replenished. Erdel moved to live under the child's bed. Everyone loved "as a child loves. It protects! What a smart" Once in the apartment left the entrance door open (whether the furniture was brought, or something else... history is silent). Erdel, less doubting, rose up and took the bed to the exit (the bed on the wheels) waiting for the chance to take out of his apartment with his so-called. "unnecessary" far from the truth not brought, noticed in time))))

Conversation with my younger brother:

With whom did you ride?
With friends.
How is he called?

Don’t buy bananas in Kazakhstan! 50,000 HIV-infected bananas have been removed from China Let others know.
Galina:Emm, and nothing that HIV is not so transmitted? How can a banana be infected?
These are the places they had to go in to get HIV transmitted.

We want to buy a black Doberman puppy with large breasts, so that he will be a faithful friend to our 6-year-old daughter for the rest of her life.

My husband is lying beaten and sick after yesterday’s, I’m sitting with him:
Have you left your brain at home?
He dying draws his hand to me:
By the way, where are they?

with the spring.

The Russian football team has returned home. There was no meeting at the airport.
Zzzz: Well, the guys are lucky here.

As it turned out, this "Kazanova" adds his girls from contacts to the dialogue and makes a newsletter, such as "My Rabbit, how I miss you", but he did not take into account that in the dialogue everyone sees each other!!! to

Reminds me of an old joke. A man in the mail:
- Give 20 cards with the text "My only".

Anonymous, 29 June 2014:

26 years ago I had a problem – text processing was a bit slow. It seemed to add a little megahertz, a few hundred kilobytes of memory, and it will be fine, and finally it will be possible to work normally.

But no, text editors became graphic, megahertz did not help. The damn scratch looked at me in the ward and stopped. Everything eats memory. It would seem, add a little gigahertz and megabyte of memory, and it will be fine, and finally you can work normally.

But no, now the documentation is only on the network. Open the google.docs browser and click there. Everything is written in JS, everything is in the browser, and so it brakes. But this is because the tab shares the core with other tasks (and memory is small). It would seem, you need to add a little 3 gigahertz cores, a few more gigs of memory, and it will be fine, and finally you will be able to work normally.

But no, now the OS will be written on the iascript as well. And the driver. Dedicated to Torvalds, they write drivers on JS, this world went crazy. Although it is understandable - in 20 years Intel will have to somehow sell new processors on 1024 cores (because on 512 cores the text will normally not be redacted - they will come up with something for this), we need to start solving the problem in advance.

And I had to take the first step (26 years ago) to master vim and send everyone to hell.

...a sharper mind requires more complex music.
The Opa! Are the Beatles now with complicated music? Depending on what to compare, canine, but... *doublefoilspalm*

We once returned the basset.Aunt brought the puppy not even to the breeder, but directly to me in the club.Put the boy on the table and said-Sorry, but he writes!

Announcement on slando: Horse mouthpiece - free. The Self Export. Kiev-Svyatoshinsky district, village of Gatnoye (500 meters from the station on the Odessa track).
The reserves are constantly replenished.