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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129739
 21.06.2016
hdfan2 21 June 2016 at 07:04

But for 39 years I have been persistently and purposefully renewing the cells of my body. And I must note that there has been significant progress in this ;)

“From the outside it may seem like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m terribly busy.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129738
 21.06.2016
Theft of cold beer was uncovered on hot tracks.

(Title of the title)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129737
 21.06.2016
“Children, the subject of our lesson today is the Inquisition. I will tell you about how the church burned people alive. Who will have questions?

Are there laboratories?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129736
 21.06.2016
One day I was invited to interview a company that was dealing with some type of building material. I was interviewed by Eich-Ar and a local boss, edak thirty years old. And I, in addition to the standard questions and logic tasks (until now I have not understood for which time they were needed there), asked the question: "why does the sewer have a round shape?". I began to explain that the round shape and the difference in diameter between the hole and the hole of the well is essentially a basic safety measure that prevents the hole from falling inside in the event of mechanical damage to the holding ear, the hole on the hole of a different shape, etc. The two listened, and after my answer, they said, “No. Luc has a round shape because it is made by GOST!" They looked at me as victoriously as Caesar looked at the captured city. There was an uncomfortable pause. Then I quietly stood up and went out.



The company, by the way, soon collapsed. Just because there were idiots working in it.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129735
 21.06.2016
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You see, and the telch just need to be born beautiful and the result will be 10 times better. No need to build muscles, nor charisma and charm.
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Probably you are not in the topic that a girl to have a commodity appearance need to invest. It’s not just about changing socks and shaving.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129734
 21.06.2016
Russia vs Wales 0-3

Nothing after the match as usual beer drinks in the dressing room

BBB: And here comes Galustyan...

ccc: And the Russian national team in boxing!

ddd: Bggg, the infamous bastards )))

Eee: It was not English supporters that should have been pitched, but these wicked ones.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129733
 21.06.2016
22 minutes of the match Russia-Wales. I read clearly on the lips of Akinfeev "foolish, foolish".
I guess who he is, the judge, his defender, or about himself.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129732
 21.06.2016
xxx: By the way, hog is a beard, and wart is a wart. How did we avoid the Swine Fever School?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129731
 21.06.2016
The phrase of the day (commentator): "How badly it all starts" - at the 20th minute at the 0:2.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129730
 21.06.2016
Announcement in a free newspaper:
I am changing 15 footballers of Russian origin for one.
Messi is ready to give all Russian Premier League and First Division teams.
Call the Ministry of Sports of Russia
Ask the grief.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129729
 21.06.2016
In the status I had was "live here and now". Friend asks how to translate, I say translate yourself
He writes the type of leben-it is to live, and here and now and so understandably, it is her and gesture.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129728
 21.06.2016
I explain:

I don’t understand one thing: why are men so outraged by the women’s struggle for their rights? Are women going to take away some rights from men, or are they going to hang some duties? In what way? Explain, guys, what you are so afraid of.

They fear that women will begin to be treated as they do to women!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129727
 21.06.2016
Listened to...
Looking for a beautiful girl in blue dresses and military coloring jackets pink-green. I went to the cemetery near the village you looked at me wiped out the sweat drowned and then started to buri something. A little bit of hunting! I will find a pet! Admina Pechenek Anon
The first answer
X: I probably went home.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129726
 21.06.2016
The law is implemented not only on paper, but also in practice. The right to work and receive a decent salary has long been realized. If a woman is truly qualified, she will find an application elsewhere where the boss will not be obscured by the fear of the decree. This is the realization of the principle of equality: is something wrong? You are free to look for another place.

The Invisible Hand of the Market" So find out finally that this “hand” worked perfectly only in Adam Smith’s theory. In practice, in countries with a market economy, the state interferes strongly in this economy, for example, prohibiting cartel conspiracies, protecting its markets from foreign producers, etc. If the state did not interfere in the relationship between the employer and the wage worker, you, the bird, would still work 12 hours a day for a bowl of bread, regardless of gender and age. The equality, ch.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129725
 21.06.2016
In all my past jobs and from the experience of my sister-friends with equal salaries and positions, women still beat the offices if there are no cleaners. And if there is a cleaner, then for every holiday like NG or DR, the boss prepares / cleans / washes dishes for themselves and men-workers. No one, of course, thinks about raising the salary for such nonsense, and here it turns out that raising the bag is a reason to make the salary more...

And if the commission comes, you do everything at an accelerated pace, in greater volume, constantly smiling.
Then, sit with them at the table, entertain them with conversations, smile in response to the swallowing drunk hanya. Are there candidates for this?


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129724
 21.06.2016
The > racism

Where did you get that word? I beg you to stop!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129723
 21.06.2016
Equality is here.

I am ready for reality without sexism. For ladies to approach, get acquainted, drive to a restaurant, give iPhones, and I would just fuck them, long and high quality. I can’t wait for such equality.

My neighbor lives like this: different girls (contrary to stereotypes, very beautiful and young) take him to restaurants, feed him, dress him, and cheat them with gifts, and he just fuck them, looks good for them and sometimes talks. So before wearing, judge yourself carefully: is there an elegant musculature that has spent more than twenty years building? Is there charisma and charm? Have a cute face? If not, congratulations, you are not drawing, described "equality" is not for you. And now I straightened my face and worked, black, the sun is still high.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129722
 21.06.2016
The right to work and receive a decent salary has long been realized. If a woman is truly qualified, she will find an application elsewhere where the boss will not be obscured by the fear of the decree. ...

Well yes. All you have to do is be the best of all and run and look for a guilty employer. And this man just needs to be born with the right whisper in order to be in the same conditions.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129721
 21.06.2016
<small_grandmother> What’s wrong with veganism? Well, if Adam and Eve weren’t vegans, they’d just squeeze a talking snake, and that’d be the end. Veganism is a path to the bottom.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129720
 21.06.2016
And the main prize in the nomination "the most boring gossip" receives gossip about equal rights of women and men!!! Bravo friends, you have surpassed yourself!! to

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