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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67373
 22.07.2012
From the news tape:
15.07 - End of the Spring Call
Russia plans to replace a third of its ground troops with robots

Now to fear the autumn call will be me and my robot dog Aibo.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67372
 22.07.2012
An explanation of how the site is located:

1st Buying a domain.
Domain is like a bayge, hold where you want, even an elephant on your ass. Everyone will know that this is Igor, the sales manager.

c) MrDante

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67371
 22.07.2012
Fuck me in the shell.
The driver is killed, the box
Killed, the brake is not alone
When you hit the brake pedal.
The car moves to the left.
The only norm that works.
Save the icon and save it on the panel

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67370
 22.07.2012
Give me good people for good purposes.
MGY: to London, Paris and other Courchevel.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №67369
 22.07.2012
That you are all, Wikipedia, pedophilia... You look at "Welcome, or outsiders entry prohibited". There, the director of the camp looks at the naked child’s ass in the binoculars – well, an obvious pedophile!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67368
 22.07.2012
The accountant cuts the cucumbers on the draft: “I’ll have a salad of tuna, eggs, cucumbers and a balance sheet!”

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №67367
 22.07.2012
Left: The Left
Toilet for cats
In the middle of the toilet.
The question is, how hard do you have to be to get into a slide?

Fuck, what did you laugh at?! to

The second is already!
Are you mocking?! to

The cat, his mother.

I know you, I’t be surprised if you were too.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №67366
 22.07.2012
– But you don’t have it... – Gerda began, red.
“But I have my hands,” the little thief broke her a little offended.

Some wrong stories I read.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67365
 22.07.2012
xxx: Long time no fish caught, before the holiday purchased a new spinning and clothes to it.

xxx: It turns out, the progress in this time has gone very far and now you can pull out a much larger bush of algae in the glow than 10 years ago.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №67364
 22.07.2012
It is especially difficult to escape the captivity of those who are in the captivity of their own illusions.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №67363
 22.07.2012
I have been standing at the mail for 20 minutes and, judging by the speed of promotion and the number of people, standing for a long time. Near the table, where people usually fill, there are two chairs: on one a pregnant woman, on the other an old lady, standing, borrowed, sat on the table. Well, those who need it most, mostly the old ladies (C), irritated by expectation, start: here is the hamlo, the fu, the youth, you can’t sit at the table!
No, there are no chairs.
C: Bring it out of the house and sit!
There are no chairs at home either.
Are you sitting at the table at home too?
I : Yes!
So that’s how my mom raised me, Fu!
I: - She left me when I was 7 days old, and I was raised by the state, and you can see what!
It was the first time in my life that I had so much silence!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №67362
 22.07.2012
I will sell a cheap all-Russian base of lochs. and Mavrodi.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67361
 22.07.2012
Alexandra: but about it is awful - you don't grieve, if many years to live with a person who irritates you, sometimes you want to not just leave, but it is desirable to kill him before this. in a distorted form. Dancing on the grave. In a red dress.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67360
 22.07.2012
From the forum:
Who has encountered anal gonorrhea?
You and Google

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67359
 22.07.2012
Talk about work:
You know, the counter is over.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (
Play at Quake!
So far we are not playing ?
The Fire: Why?
mmm: the boss in the routes, and without him is not interesting - he plays well

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №67358
 22.07.2012
XXX: Students are tired
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Building a house, cleaning up the garbage from future apartments.
XXX I am going. I see, guys are working: bricks from the windows are rolling.
XXX: So is it. I think I will spend. I go in, and there...
YYY: What is it?
One is sleeping with him.
xxx: Another on the butt rides, periodically issuing "burning"...
YYY: What are you?
But most of all, I was struck by the other two.
xxx: There is such one in the center of the room opposite the window in the position a-la baseball player with a spade, the second, fell, in the corner - to the supply is preparing. The writer.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67357
 22.07.2012
xxx: Here I heard from drivers before the term "interference to the right" and I did not understand what it was about
I have now enrolled in the automotive school and finally understood...
XHH: This obstacle sits on the right
If the brakes hit, the speed will turn off.
I mean, the wheel will turn.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67356
 22.07.2012
The young man, who brought on Friday evening two wet under the rain girls with bags to the subway Babushkinskaya, did not take money from us and gently talked on the way, thank you huge, very profitable! Your kindness will come back to you! :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67355
 22.07.2012
What do you miss from your model appearance?
YYY: For the model appearance I have enough. Weight and nose with excess

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67354
 22.07.2012
Xxx: Sun, I want from you a borst:-
YYY: NOWU...how is this a serious step...you’re sure we can eat it???? to

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