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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84145
 15.07.2013
1: What a life.
2: What has happened?
1: asked Yura to download me the sims with all the addons, thought I would play... right away. I already cooked lunch, baked cake, washed dishes, read the book, reviewed the entire internet. He is playing at 7 a.m. And when I saw him choose the shape of the cat’s ears for 10 minutes!Then I realized that I don’t seem to have sex in the next week either :(

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №84144
 15.07.2013
Living with a programmer is like a hamster: he sits quietly in the corner of the couch, codes, I occasionally feed him...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №84143
 15.07.2013
xxx: I, in short, conditionally distinguished on the momba 4 categories of girls: 1) shy frigid kitten 2) expecting growth-of-180-income-of-150 prince dild 3) ready for any communication due to problems with appearance and 4) smart and beautiful, fuck-knows-what-does-on-mamba, also writes without mistakes, I am not interested in her.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84142
 15.07.2013
We sit on the veranda smoking grass from the pipe, we notice that mosquitoes are driven away by exhaled smoke. Accordingly, when mosquitoes come back and start bite everyone, someone makes the next hit. After the third time:
What if they breathe in and then they’re pierced into a bowl?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84141
 15.07.2013
Who is reading?
server management, the story is delayed

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84140
 15.07.2013
I go - the cat on the couch lies, sleepy legs licking out. I think it’s time to give him a pill. I return in 10 seconds with water and a pill, the cat is nowhere. Telephone is fucking.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84139
 15.07.2013
to this:

Lord, you will not believe.
What shit we live, I have.
in the solar system, because every
In winter, under the snow, the wires are broken, I warm
Twenty fucking eight kilometers
From Moscow, I can’t freeze my house.
Batteries run out, this is the generator.
It works, there is no, there is a solar
On the street minus thirty.
You sit in the oven, the cats next to you.
The woods rub and you think what there is.
Four JI, what a hub with these
Intellectual Conversations
This will either go out there or not.
How to treat her, not yourself.
You are worried, the most interesting thing about these.
Cats as they stay overnight.
When you cling to the oven, you wake up in the morning.
My first thought, as always, is why I am like that.
Why I don’t have a wife.
The second is to go to the toilet and see.
What about the generator, what about the stove, what about the
cats and then think of what
and breakfast.

Leave a number ?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №84138
 15.07.2013
I am sad. And literally in 10 steps I look — on the ground half a penny.
You are on the oil – keep it!
...I go further and think of myself, well, I actually found this store...

You get more shit, you can’t get them.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №84137
 15.07.2013
<Hoho Arr> kotoeb: Graduates of schools in Voronezh were given phalae emitters at graduation
<Nishka> > phalloemitters
> the broadcaster
andgt; emitter
A shark shooting fallos in all directions?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №84136
 15.07.2013
from comments on Snob.ru, about the great powerful Russian language:

Once I got an official response from Moscow: "We apologize for not having time to process your request on time - we have a big problem with the shit" I had to express my condolences to them.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №84135
 14.07.2013
XXX: I am a wicked man. I play the neighborhood, there is a bunch of all kinds of rules, including to build the universe, you have to collect a lot of money with taxes. Every week I take from each family 1,500 for a sim, 1,000 for a big dog and 500 for cats and small dogs. And yet! I have a childless tax if there are no children at the end of the week and there are hundreds of thousands on the account, then they go to tax plus the basic tax x) A childless family is considered where there is at least one adult grandmother or a married man, but no children x)

Hey, you know, it seems to me that the Russian government is playing a more pumped version of the Sims Inrial O_o.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84134
 14.07.2013
Wikipedia - a free encyclopedia
Natalia Igorovna
The personal life
His first husband was Pavel Smejan.
The second husband - Zhenya Belousov (from 1 to 10 January 1989).

Interestingly, Zhenka knew at least that he was married to Vettel?! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №84133
 14.07.2013
On the photo Mike Tyson and Roy John, comments:
The two legends!
Hey guys, is it a new fashion to write numbers like this? I’ve seen it somewhere before.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №84132
 14.07.2013
A quiet night, half empty street. In front of me, a young mother rides a child’s wheelchair. From the wheelchair with a whispering voice: "A... and ab! and Abby! And then it was ".
It was scary...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №84131
 14.07.2013
> best friend (D) was diagnosed with "paranoid schizophrenia"
The best friend, right? Does anyone other than you and your doctor know about this?

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84130
 14.07.2013
I’m digging out Rutreker, looking for good Soviet cartoons for the younger.

Filed to: "Rainbow" The 1975 year.
Description (citation): "a multiplication film about two boys friends by the rainbow..."
I remembered this cartoon, but to download or not to download - I do not know anymore.
I wish to burn in hell to all who have destroyed simple good things!

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84129
 14.07.2013
I decided to go to classmates. I needed a cell number. I decided not to go to classmates.
How did the pirates ask for a cell phone number to confirm my intentions.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84128
 14.07.2013
I am a girl, I have been friends with a guy for 10 years. In all this time, we have never even been drunk. At least once a week we see each other, we always spend time together, we know about each other a lot of different shit, we absolutely do not be ashamed of any dumb moments of our lives. I can’t imagine my life without him, he’s always there.
One day he confessed to my love. I did not expect that, but I agreed to start a relationship.
Here are the girls. Know, it’s cool to be with a man who really knows everything about you, and loves, despite all the cockroaches in his head. Stop chasing babies and idiots.
Don’t be afraid, we are normal.
Happiness to all.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №84127
 14.07.2013
Humanity first thought about the reactions of oxidation with oxygen (fire) and rejoiced. Then without the help of oxygen (dust) and swelled. Then before the reactions with the splitting of the nuclear nucleus (nuclear bombardment) and finally broke up. Then before the reactions of the fusion of the nuclei (termonuclear bombardment) and thought.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84126
 14.07.2013
"...BODY of displaced water is equal to body mass..."Sit down, two.

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