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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139993
 28.03.2017
It was in one chat:
XXX The Men! Don’t buy condoms from the company EggNAME. You can congratulate me...
YYY: Congratulations to you))
ZZZ: So I used to cheat the Gandons, and they also crashed. Then rejected them, so the hand feels better...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139992
 28.03.2017
Skills-up: The baton shakes well, sometimes even too much :D
art-of-sun: Ah, exactly)) I read here in a baton club advertisement that in the process of jumping the brain is massaged around the skull box and begins to work better :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139991
 28.03.2017
The Earth
Number of times:
The ordinary household consumer of electricity holds its minimum amount. The main consumer is production (read: factories and even with them large technological units - pumping stations, metro, other hat). Effects on the volume of production by power plants ordinary consumers have almost no.
Number two:
Let’s do a thought experiment and turn off ALL consumers for an hour. And that we will find out in the end in addition to a bunch of equipment failures in the production itself (launching and stopping a fairly large range of serious industrial equipment - a whole technical epic and it is at these moments that emergency situations often occur). And we will make a sharp leap in the power system, as a result of the greater probability of accidents and problems at the power plants themselves and crazy fuel consumption, many times exceeding the consumption when working at the optimal power for the equipment. Have you ever driven a car? Have you ever noticed how gasoline is melting when you push in traffic jams on your pre-exploitation beast at the start of the transmission? How does he behave on the road? Environmental and technological problems. The Earth Hour?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139990
 28.03.2017
Hundreds of people across Russia have been detained for participating in what, according to the federal media, did not happen at all.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139989
 28.03.2017
The Sunshine

The sun eats of course, doo. For some reason, none of them can experimentally prove sunrise. Either they refuse, or a couple or three days after the beginning of the experiment they begin to get bad and there are different patches of the type 'u this place aura bad'.

The same applies to all kinds of extrasensors, magicians, telekinetics and other shushers, proudly broadcasting from all kinds of REN-TV, but merging when requested to demonstrate.
Because to demonstrate, except for spells and pathos, there is nothing. And money from trusted followers do not want to be lost.

People with curious possibilities, I think, exist. But they will not rise up, because either they will crush out of fear (people generally like to reject / destroy everything unusual), or they will go to study.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139988
 28.03.2017
XXX is
and peripheral)
Rectal gland removal is the removal of glands in the ass.
Perrectal is through the ass.)

YYYY
I remembered :)

XXX is
I have only medical parents, I have heard this expression from the kindergarten.

YYYY
A difficult childhood.

XXX is
Perrectal

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №139987
 28.03.2017
I sit in the guests of a friend, his little daughter runs into the room with a paper in her hands, as it turned out a calendar, shows us, ticks in it on March 28 and says tomorrow the second eighth of March!) My friend and I crossed.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139986
 27.03.2017
X is fucking! Instead of Earth Hour, we had Two Hours of Chebureques under Whiskey and then Half Hour of Cognac with Chocolate on the Bridge.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139985
 27.03.2017
XXX What is it?
zzz These are my favorite walking boots.
I didn’t know you were going on a journey.
Zzz I am going to Omsk.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139984
 27.03.2017
at work. I go out to smoke. The snow goes... on the cigarette falls, in the mouth - in general, not a comilfo. And here, I am standing in a smoker, next to a large such a tree grows - without leaves, of course. I think, “Behold, summer will come, leaves will appear on the trees. I will then hide under the tree from the snow." And, after all, I started seriously thinking about this idea...

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139983
 27.03.2017
Man writes that 2 * 2 = 4. He has defects. He asks for what. He is said to be a fool and 2 * 2 = 5. A person turns out to be inadequate - instead of simply accepting someone else's opinion, he begins to argue, to prove something.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139982
 27.03.2017
Xxx: neighbor at night watching porn with sound
Tell him about the headphones.
xxx: says that in the headsets feelings are not the same

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139981
 27.03.2017
The number of detainees at the anti-corruption rally in Russia has already exceeded the number of detainees for corruption))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139980
 27.03.2017
I will answer:

We had one in one. It turned out that my grandmother had arranged a diversion. So I said, I don’t need the light, only to pay for it again. It was somewhat clever, we only dug up when the workers were really tired of waiting for us. Not everything can be so simple...

Miracles are everywhere. We do not have, as it turned out, babocks, but the city council has a miraculous power, one complaint, and immediately the hands of the handsless have grown. As yesterday left the claim, so at 2 o’clock in the evening the light is burning normally, without calls and accidents.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139979
 27.03.2017
from ZH

I should go to the oculist. I took the mannequin for the seller and addressed questions to him, and the live sellers at this time were hiding from me under the counter.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №139978
 27.03.2017
“The damage, unlike the lost trees in your overflow, does not exist in Earth Hour.

There is, and it is much larger than the thousands of seedlings there. Talk to employees of the energy sector, you will learn a lot of new things.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139977
 27.03.2017
<@HenyTRk> there is some bold challenge in cooking pasta in the form of a steak
<@HenyTRk> Probably you need to drill a hole in the steak and stretch the pasta into the holes

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139976
 27.03.2017
One of the most remarkable fairy tales is that which states that history is a science.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139975
 27.03.2017
Once, returning to work from lunch, found a missed phone call from a stranger in the city. I call back, they answer, “Morg is like that, hello.” The soul went to the heels, all possible desperate relatives flew in front of their eyes. I’m going with the spirit, “And you called me a few minutes ago, on what issue?” A noise is heard at the end of the wire, something is found out, a young girl gets the phone: "Oh, hello, and I called on your ad on the avito, you haven't sold the cat yet?"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №139974
 27.03.2017
I am not teaching dogs, I am teaching fools how to treat dogs. She can sit, lie, stand without you.
A very wise filmmaker.

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