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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12582
 13.11.2008
<KERI>: I just remember how we walked and I can't remember how I met you
<GHOST>: aaaa, for mines paid together...
<Ghost> inets*

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12581
 13.11.2008
She: You are a fool!
I’ll make you a fool now!! to
She says, “Well, you have to educate him.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12580
 12.11.2008
Soon a group will appear in contact "for those who hear the iron ball rolling over the ceiling";

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12579
 12.11.2008
xxx (13:42:15 9/11/2008)
I go to the scientific library and bring you a thread.
zzz (13:42:49 9/11/2008)
Bring beer and pellets.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12578
 12.11.2008
The motto of the sleeping tech support: "And let the whole world fall!".

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12577
 12.11.2008
Fuck, I wave up... on Friday night I sat down for another hour to play the foul 3..... and the suck was teleported on Monday(((

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №12576
 12.11.2008
Advice for men working alone in a female team:
In order not to hint here on the BASH, that you have begun to grasp in pants and pads, I advise such a receiver: when again ladies will begin to discuss their goats or extraordinary delays with you, do a sour mine, put your head on the palm of your left hand and with a boring look say: "Eh, girls, fuck you no one, and I have no time! " and with a sense of fulfilled duty stick back to the computer (continue reading BASH). Life will play with new colors for you!! to
c) The contras

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12575
 12.11.2008
This is A.L.I.C.E. Write half a quote!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12574
 12.11.2008
I am in the universe dining room. The turn. In front of me is a guy with a girl. I hear this conversation:
D is Sash, give me 10 rubles, I miss it.
P is No, I cannot...
D is Why is?
P is I’m on the laptop...
D is - O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12573
 12.11.2008
Going to someone else’s mail and not reading a message is like going into a woman’s dressing room and not looking at girls.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12572
 12.11.2008
if (65==0)
{ is
printf("You guys, this is not a real shit something happened
andquot;
The exit(0 )
} is

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12571
 12.11.2008
Going to a gynecologist (G)

Q: What are you protecting?
I: from what?
For example, unwanted pregnancy
Tagged: anal sex

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12570
 12.11.2008
'Windows's are changing, and the saper remains the same.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12569
 12.11.2008
Have you ever cheated on me?
Of course not, my beloved.
Boy: So here we have a girl at work, she changes guys every three months, betrays everyone, then comes and tells him everything, he drops her, of course, and she is again in active search.
This is a fool.)
Girl: My girlfriend also tells her boyfriend everything, but he forgives her every time!
If you told me you changed me, I would never forgive you.
girl:I know cute, so I don't say it))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12568
 12.11.2008
The celebration of materialism (on the rotating iron balls):
Due to the sinking in the locations of welding the armature of the walls and coverings there is increased tension. It grows, then there is a "breakdown" - a small shift of the contacting materials - the very first louder sound, similar to the fall of an object. Then begins the redistribution of loads on the armor bar with a differing wave - it seems like something is rolling. Then the forces acting on the bar are balanced. The sound disappears. The walls and covers of these bars are full. People have heard these sounds for years.

one


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12567
 12.11.2008
Nothing is more outstanding than the word “Calm”, especially when you’re really calm.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12566
 12.11.2008
My friend burned:
It was fun, everyone went to sleep. I wake up in the morning, all sleep, go to the kitchen. I see such a picture - on the table is a plate, water in it, contact lenses in the water and the inscription on the paper with fatty letters and underlined - Do not eat, it is not for you!!! I wore
Then there was a friend who wrote it...the inscription was made on the account of ZKO, which was to go to pay...

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12565
 12.11.2008
ppc, you need to learn how the hieroglyphs of Japanese Death Tetrad is written and electrotechnics to sign

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12564
 12.11.2008
Google Questions and Answers:

The guest
What if the penis is small and the husband is good?

Fabulously
You or your husband?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12563
 12.11.2008
by JJ
I liked it ))
I finally go home happy. In the 10th. I am standing, of course. A guy is sitting in front of the house, it doesn’t bother anyone. A grandmother comes in with her face shaken "Who will let me sit". The guy gives her a place, she sits down and begins to heal him in spirit:
"What a good guy, not that some, here in our time..." and other shit
The guy is standing, listening to it all with a stone face and when she finishes, he says:
"Give me my ass"

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