About the entry of troops into the center of Moscow on 6 December:
Are you there, the tanks are driving?
Duke: Yeah fuck, just preparing for May 9th
I am born 😉

Anime is not an anime! Angry *
XXX: And in general, you can think like you’ve never looked at it.
YYY: is hentai considered?
xxx is?! to
You told me you don’t watch porn.
Yyy: anime is not cartoon - hentai is not porn...

What is "Legitimacy"?
Nothing, sunshine, you have heard

The Female Logic:

We wander around the shopping center, she is hysterical - "and suddenly I buy, and I will not like it later".

I say, so choose the things you like first, and only then buy them.

She looked at me astonished, and thought for ten minutes, but she did not answer anything :)

DarthSim @ HabraHaber:
The Russian Post does not provide...

>>> a bed with a vibration device for simulating movement in a train

Honestly, if there were also a sound accompaniment (without passengers, only the external mechanical sounds of the train movement), and with a "stop" when you need to wake up - I would buy.

Call from the client:
I broke my ass before I called you.
Response of Operator:
Do you want me to kiss you? :)

Where to get the number 31? Happy sent a letter.
"Please urgently send out the cash book for 31.11.2011. andquot;

UncleSAM: Dear friends (who sent it to you there)!

In connection with the recognition of legitimacy in the territory of the Russian Federation by the Decree of the Council of Workers and Peasants Deputies No. 128 of February 14, 1918 of the Gregorian Calendar, developed by the bulla of Pope Gregory XIII
On February 24, 1582, in November, the month of each year is possible only 30 calendar days.For the above reason, send a sheet of the cash book for November 31, 2011. We do not think it is possible.

With respect, Signature / decoding of signature / date (31.11.2011)

During the trial of Navalny, the court did not allow a witness to show the video of the detention, from his laptop, as the court has no technical possibility to watch the video.

The most just court in the world.
and a beekeeper.

Navalny said that he is free, and Bezrukov plays him in SIZO.
L-Luntikk

Everyone who writes here about -it, -it, and other things about the Russian language reminds me of an anecdote:

The thief broke into the bank.
to stand! It is robbery.
Voice from the turn:
- "Stand up" is a verb, a fool!

Judge: Why did you not comply with the demands of the police?
Navalny: We were surrounded and asked to break up.

O_O

On the subject of force majeure, a real treaty was sent with the content:... tornadoes, tsunamis, the collapse of the world economic and financial system, wars (local, international, unjust and just), military actions on land, on water, in the air and underground, not excluding interplanetary, intergalactic wars, as well as other military actions in space and beyond.

I sit, I work, I do not touch anyone, quietly and peacefully recording a letter for history in the database requesting confirmation of a diploma, the name of the holder of which is Drew. Then I watch for the work done and just as quietly slide under the table, for the short content reads: "The Request for the Teaching of the Tree."
But little of that! Signature on the document below: "Start. This is the case of Wendy".

Sophia 10:52
I presented her with broken hair.
When you enter the office, they develop.
by Marla 10:53
Yes, my hair is constantly growing, they already have a higher IQ than you.

From Twitter:
I sell a tent, 7 years, Kiev. A discount for Moscow.

Message in Russian, which was recently:

The opposition is conducting its DDoS attack on the police. Sooner or later, the departments will be overcrowded, which will cause a refusal to service.

Targitaj: Any phobia is a manifestation of inferiority/invalidity.
Ultra_X: So that’s a phobia, in this case we’re dealing with the wrong wording, and homophobia is not fear, but hatred.
Hate comes from subconscious fear and a latent predisposition to the condemned. What is...
Vladson: I hate eating cocktails, do I mean I’m afraid of cocktails and latent cocktails in general?

EDS: Avoid you!! to
Tagged: hello
EDD: Can you guess who I am?? to
Tagged: I guess
Lesta: minus derivative of magnetic flow

[18:01:31] Marina: but I go by I can make cakes and baking
[18:02:36] Anton: Better you mine did and knew how to cook cakes!
Marina is fucking fucking.

by 4319