04:58 Do you want to sleep?
04:59 [stealth] Don’t be scared
04:59 Is it so?

XXX is:
In Germany from kindergarten in children "healed" aggression. They are subjected to a bunch of all kinds of programs, any toys on the theme of war; even plastic soldiers are perceived as a grenade brought to kindergarten. Boys are taught one thing - never give up, but complain to the teacher. After that, you don't want to look at the boys - some loose unisexics with cuddly blades that fall into the eyes.
When my son secretly brought toys pistols to the kindergarten, there was no rejection! It was like a revelation for the boys, their eyes burned. But then came the watchful aunts. I had to have conversations with them. And the threat to involve the police in the case was their first "argument".

YYY :
Paint the guns in pink. Paint them gay. They take a gun, that is, they are against gays. Tolerance enters into an internal contradiction within itself. To explain to the son that this is such a camouflage.

xxx: I’m the same deer who doesn’t want to be a slave to the system, I want to divide into zero and cook eggs in the microwave, wear shorts over the jeans and eat soup with my hands, scratch hockey and rub it in the sink, wash clean socks and wear dirty ones. The Innocent. To melt neighbors from above and cry loudly, preventing their child from living normally, to read in the dark and to sleep in the light, to boast of a small member and that I am a fool and ignorant. And I don’t understand why IT companies, developing their software, focus on me and not on normal people?! to

You know, but it’s good that we have such frosts!
WOW : Why?
xxxh: And I'm going on the street recently, -32 by the way, I look at people and think - and how would the vampires from the "summerek" mimic the mouth of a pair, red roses, frostbite, tearful eyes and sores on the knee???? to

Review of color music shower for the mouse.
First comment: Why write 18+? It looks like porn here.
Second, whoever would then have entered the examination of the soul, and how many people have read it?
Third: 18+ is quite logical. In the review are used the words “smoke” and “shell”.

He previously lived in the village, often travelling on a bus type PAZik. And often carried us, everyone's beloved dirty uncle Vova, a huge size uncle. He spoke loudly, with a loud voice and reluctantly. And here we just come to the village, the people began to go out, and in the passage came some annoying grandmother and asks the uncle of the woods:
When will you go back?
At fifteen ten
At what time?
At fifteen ten
I don’t understand anything, speak Russian.
I went nah@i
Everyone who came out last was roaring a long time. :D

When do you go to bed?
YY: Early
Is it at 23?
YYY: It is early in the morning

For a long time I thought the worms would go out in the rain because they were happy with it. There was no limit to my surprise when in 11th grade, while preparing for the EGE, I learned that this was not the case.

My 6-year-old nephew will surely grow up as a lawyer: He goes to a class for preschool children, recently he was arranged "control". What the kids learned in six months. Among other things, the task was "Insert the missed letter into the word". So in the word "GRIB" (GR.B) small put the letter "O", and the teacher counted this as a mistake. The result is a rating "5". But no plus. My nephew had only studied five years before. So he went to the second teacher, and began so from a distance: said, but is there such a word? Having obtained a affirmative answer, he explained what was the case, but his assessment was never corrected. Then he called his father and complained that he was illegal! They underestimated. In the end he achieved his, now he walks, boasts how excellent he is)

My phone woke me up yesterday. This shit came on a vibrator and gave me a head.

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From Forum
atlant_is: the end of the world, the end of the world... guys, in Siberia you do not scare anyone :) I live in Novosib, we go out this evening with my wife from the store 24 hours a day, on street -40. Near the store, men stand in relaxed poses and with a restless look pull beer from plastic glasses, freely hold them with bare hands and relentlessly conduct a secular conversation. All of this people, I assure you.

<Werkzeug> Today an ancient opel with a wild exhaust passed by me. Filed to:Opel Asthma

Anastasia
Peterson is not your relative.
by Vladimir
It was lunch :)
Anastasia
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by Vladimir
Why don’t you ask what happened after lunch?
Anastasia
You probably invented a cool joke, I'm afraid to die of laughter.

XXX is Hi! Finally, he came to study and hid himself from everyone in the dekanate.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You found a place where the student and his like will be looking for in the last place :D

I need a very ugly number... so that if the chao, the haishnikov with disgust would turn away and not brake.

We suggest: any number on a red background and/or with AMR booklets.
They turn, they don’t stop. Moreover, these numbers are so unnaturally disgusting that they are not captured by cameras, as the nostalgia is not reflected in mirrors.

Why do you like to have sex standing?
There is more standing.

Dialogue between two friends:
X: If the zombie apocalypse came and you left your zombie girlfriend, what would you do?
Q: I don’t know, I would probably connect.
X: But she can bite you, and you can become a zombie too!
Q: Well, you can fill her mouth with construction foam, or a seal.
X: And she can scratch you, and you’ll still become a zombie.
Q: Then I would cut off my hands.
X: That is, if your girlfriend became a zombie, would you cut off her arms, pour her mouth with a sealant and pull you everywhere?
A: We would be together all the time.

Our 8-month-old son screams for a while for an unknown reason
Maybe he wants a tick?
I just recently fed him.
Maybe he doesn’t want to eat, but a tick. For a man it is not the same.

The note:
There is a cake on the table, and you are his meal.

AFS: Food for reflection: did you know that it is right to say not "I miss you" but "I miss you"? I was surprised too.
Balto: I really miss you.
AFS: What if you turn to several?
I miss you and you, and you too.