I remembered from KirGiz'a:
The beautiful round pop of my wife's sister doesn't really interest me".

From Miles Answers:
XXX: What could it be? The dog girl. Not young anymore. There was a red spot in the ass. In the Innet read there is written that this type is not cured. What can it be?
YYY: The girl! explain what "young-dog-girl-with-red-foot-around-jacks" does in questions on the topic "Dating, love, relationships"? 0 - O

SnowGreen: I went to the guests today on two heavy dishes. My favorite focus with turning the clothes in the air failed - I was stupidly lacking the strength to swallow such a bowl T_T

The Soup!
It’s not a slide, it’s me.

< diggya> Google Acquires Boston Dynamics
< protopartorg> and is renamed Cyberdine Systems Inc.?

My wife was bitten by a dog. The next day the dog died. Now I’m even scared to kiss her :(

Growing up is when you look at the fingers of a girl who liked it in search of a ring.

I accidentally found:

12.04.11 to 12:13
From the forum:
Potatoes are more expensive than bananas and ananas.
People are already interested in whether it is possible to roast ananas.

Hey, but there’s even an instruction in our chat.)

Snowfall and traffic jams.
The windows of the office open to the new street. B is awake.
A new road was made. Well, as they did: asphalt, granite borders, signs, marking, LED lighting, lighting. But - an impasse (no - not provided by the project), the boundary of design and construction has ended. Asphalt and bac - a tranche on top of it, further grounding, on which wasziki, cruzacs and other jeeps are stuck. This road is part of the direction between the Ashan+Lenta+Metro and the M-Video and is intended to be a passageway between 4 overloaded highways. We sit at work. We observe in the window, how the most car-loving "auto-lovers" open up this route for themselves. Thinking that he is the most astute and found a trap in our eternal traffic jams, each of them praising in their minds their cleverness with a smile to their ears rushes on a new path to the promised goal. A blow to the brakes. the turn and the way back to the traffic jams, from where he left (this is who how, who 500 meters ago to steel, who and a kilometer). You could see their faces at that moment. And judging by the articulation of the mouth, the Russian language in this place is greatly enriched. We sit, look out the window, and have fun. Here is what they noticed. Some are returning. There was a man who did this thing three times a day, and every time he turned out to be a sweet mother. The miracle of optimism.

We communicate with customers mainly by telephone and e-mail.
Customers, as a rule, are brilliant in terms of grinding.
And the people in our country are young and unrestricted, so that the three-storey mat is an integral part of the working process. Particularly popular is the mantra "kill a fox!".
And we also have a cleaner Aunt Nastya - a former teacher, an intelligent elderly woman.
She is paid well, so with the loud nonsense sounding in the office, she accepted.
He just sneezes, and his head turns sometimes.

The next day, the headman’s nose was bleeding. He, of course, was taken to the couch, given a pressure pill... and the blood in the office was forgotten to remove.

On the other day we find a note from our aunt Nasty: “Dear employees, a compelling request to kill your clients outside of the office, or to report the fact of murder immediately – dry blood is badly washed. In any case, I report that suitable garbage bags for the corpses are in the wardrobe in the toilet.

XXX: Give the Circle
No : No
Oh, I have a medal for finishing school - I will eat it.
WOW: At least she agreed to something...
...
Is there an ambulance? No need, I have a box of medals!

133 days 5 hours 5 minutes 59 seconds. This is not the end of the world. This is the time on which the timer with the advertisement of the new Windus hanged. Microsoft – times go by, traditions remain.

Whoever does not work eats.
On the Maidan, six tons of bread and one and a half tons of sausage and cheese are eaten in half a day.

Diana
And the reason?

Misha
I want to drink)

Diana
This is really a worthy reason.)

Misha
I couldn’t refuse him.

Diana
You can = =

Misha
If he offered me to go, I would have refused.

and Victoria:
Hi to you! My name is Vika! Need to help your girlfriend get married urgently...and you are married? Does anyone want a child? In this city?

My grandmother came to work (I work in the police) in 1928!!! A year of release with a statement that supposedly neighbors from the top made a hole in the floor and the guy ends there, so the grandmother became pregnant, when asked how she realized that she was pregnant, the answer killed everyone, she said that she has no monthly blunders...I love my job...

One day in the Test drive, a police car crashed into me through 2 consecutive times, and my level of searchability immediately increased. It is believed that this bag appeared during Russification.

Today, it is easier to find a half of your buttocks.

Romeo and Juliet (2013): Verona The Early Renaissance. A young man and a girl from conflicting families fall in love with each other. Rock doesn’t allow them to be together. Only death at the peak of a forbidden passion helps Romeo and Juliet save their love.
XXX: The description suggests that they will die of orgasm at the end of the film.

by JJ:
A 13-year-old daughter has a familiar couple in English. The acquaintance is upset. The school teacher is stupid. She asked me to check my daughter’s knowledge.

This is your book.
Translate it, I say.
It is silent.
What is this?
I do not know.
This is this. What does book mean?
I do not know.
Book is a book. And yours?
It will be yours.
It says in the notebook: This is a book.