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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50272
 13.07.2011
It just doesn’t go in the head!
It does not fit in the head - stretches along the spinal cord.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №50271
 13.07.2011
I still believe in our future, today in the bus four babies (where the oldest was 6 years old) struck the fifth, for the fact that they were raised on Soviet cartoons, and he is watching American pop.
You would see how the boy was ashamed.)
We have a future, we have it.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50270
 13.07.2011
I am coming at 9:53
YYY: Did you say something about the train at 9:15?
xxx: yes, I looked at the ticket more closely))

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50269
 13.07.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
But if on the scales instead of numbers was the inscription "you are beautiful" many girls would be much easier to live.

WOW :
Oh, and it would be at the end of the ciferblade) XD

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №50268
 13.07.2011
Sold by
1st Columns AS-90 5500 rubles without a bargain.... for their age in perfect condition..... inside glued and rumored.... play great... neighbors several times came to complain, to buy the columns refused, so continue to suffer... help the neighbors, buy the columns

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50267
 13.07.2011
xxx: soundtracks, a responsible event, we do not fit in time, soap techniques hang the light.
xxx: and then this guy started checking the microphones with the phrase, attention!
xxx: a dumb man blindly scattered an old donkey gay man!
xxx: a crazy bitch, crazy

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50266
 13.07.2011
JamiK (13:48:58 12/07/2011)
in the 21st century :(
STUbbS (13:49:08 12/07/2011)
What again?
JamiK (13:49:12 12/07/2011)
There is a girl coming, and the movie was downloaded in 57 seconds.
JamiK (13:49:23 12/07/2011)
I have to watch :-(

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50265
 13.07.2011
kest1k: what is the name of the thing that turns from "gbplf" to "pizza"?
kest1k: a, I remembered, punto switcher
I would like to have a thing that turns all the shit into shit.)))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50264
 13.07.2011

Hi, you don’t know what "pat" is in English?
You won’t believe...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50263
 13.07.2011
From the discussion of the integration of Google+ and Gmail on Hubble:

Net: I love borscht and strawberries with cream. I prefer not to put them in one plate.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50262
 13.07.2011
xxx: I don't want to put the sab - because I only listen to the hands
yyy: With such preferences, I would sincerely recommend not putting any speakers at all.
Exclusively the headphones.

[ + 124 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50261
 13.07.2011
Alphonce
What was the name of that child’s tale?
Igor
What is she talking about there?
Alphonce
The wooden man, the lion, and some other fight went to slay the organs.
Igor
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pause *
The Wizard of the Murdered City
This is the first time I hear this description.)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №50260
 13.07.2011
From the announcements:
I am looking for work for the summer.(15 years old) not to offer.
O_O

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50259
 13.07.2011
"Sobyanin: the territory of Moscow will expand 2.4 times"
But she is rubber!!! to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50258
 13.07.2011
Comments under photos of crowds of girls with naked pops

• By anonymous at 08,Jul,11 00:25
Understand the eyes. The third is the best ass.
• By Grizzly at 08,Jul,11 00:29
Understand the ass! The third right has the most beautiful eyes.
• By anonymous at 08,Jul,11 00:51
Third to the right! My ass has the most beautiful eyes.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №50257
 13.07.2011
Vera: and me yesterday Vasya, well, the terrible little one, invited me on a date...
Q. And why did you refuse?
Why did you get that I refused?
Did you agree to it???! to
No, I have refused ?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №50256
 13.07.2011
I accept the account (I). The student (c) drew a chart and did not mark the axis.
What is the Axis X?
c) The numbers
And on the axis?
c) also numbers
You will not argue!! to

[ + 72 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50255
 13.07.2011
He had a quarrel with his wife for half a day. I couldn’t tell you that I couldn’t talk and she heard that I was going to swim.
She: Sorry, I didn't want to call you, but if she found my underwear in your car it would be worse... Did you find it?
He: I found him yesterday.
She: What did you not say right away!
He: Isn’t it yours?? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №50254
 13.07.2011
Never be ashamed to speak of your ignorance, for then your ignorance will speak for you.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50253
 13.07.2011
About Vaska and Kayen

We have a shop next to the house.
Very small, we load cigarettes, bread and water there.
Sometimes I just go to see Vasco.
Vaska is a cat who lives in a store.
To be honest, look at something.
I’ve only seen such a big cat once in my life. Incredible size, thick, black with flames, phlegmatic monster.
Twenty kilos probably weigh it.
At night, Vasku is locked inside, and during the day he sleeps on the roof of a store.
He has no other entertainment, except to chase a accidentally rushed to the underground territory dog. Traditional joys of cat love Vaska, unfortunately, is deprived.

There is no direct way to the roof of the shop at Vasky. In order to get there, Vasske needs an intermediary.
Vasco does that.
The store opens at eight in the morning. Vaska goes out, sits at the door, and waits. A minute after ten comes Gazel with fresh bread, and parks on the only small fifth at the office entrance. When a man with paperboard hides in the store, Vaska jumps on the hood, from the hood to the cabin, then to the body, and already from there - to the roof.
It goes down, if necessary, with the same machete. Good goods are brought to the store several times a day. So if Vasske has slept down, he just sits on the edge of the roof, waiting for the accompanying vehicle. It often happens that while the car is unloaded,
Vaska has time to go down, do his cat affairs, and the same transport - back.

Drivers, of course, sometimes scorn, washing Vaskin's dirty fingerprints from the hood, and threaten him with a fist up, on the roof, and call Vasily various bad words. But they can do nothing. And locals, who know, try not to put cars there. No one wants to test the strength of their roof with a 20-kilogram bag with nails.

And here somehow Vaska sits on the roof, having just a clear desire to go down, and looks for suitable options.
And at this time to the store comes all such a brilliant and wrought passing porch cayenne. Blind eyes of price, edges, and deaf toning. And it shows clear intention to fit into this fifth.
There is no other place anyway.
The saleswoman Lena, a fat local aunt, seeing this intention in the window, and guessing how it could end, jumps out and begins to move on the cayenne with her hands. and screaming. What a no-no! can not! In any case!
But how do we? We usually have guys in the cayenne, who are guided by the principle that if nobody can, we can. And the porch continues to press on the fifth under the music from within itself. At the same time, the driver's glass descends, and there appears a wide smiling face, trying to break through the music on the move, what this funny aunt is screaming to him there.

At this time, Vasya, seeing from above the bad manoeuvres of Lena in relation to his accompanying vehicle, decides that the good is not sought, targets, and jumps the cayenne exactly on the cap.
And it turns out to be face-to-face with the sitting under the music in the cayenne.
And if for Vasily this meeting was more or less expected, then for the leader - not at all!
For a few seconds, Vasily tries through a deaf tone to consider what is inside, and then the next thing happens.

Here you know, there is such a trick, it is demonstrated in the lessons of physics in my way. Put a glass of water on a sheet of paper, and then this sheet from under the glass is sharply pulled out. The glass remains in place without piercing a drop.

Here’s how this sheet of paper, ripped, drove its cayenne from under Vasky.
The rear course.
He has already disappeared behind the corner in the clubs of burning rubber, and Vaska has been hanging in the air for some time, crawling his legs.
Then he fell, shrugged, shrugged his shoulders at such an unexpected disconnection, and went on his business.
But since then, without a special need, small cars try not to use.

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