Siberia.30 degrees of heat has been a month.Survy Siberian children are riding with covered with roasted grass on the box from the refrigerator!
What is Chelyabinsk?

Pyroman: The program works so slowly that if you listen, you can hear how the arguments in functions turn into parameters.

Even in advertising, cats love more than dogs: 80% of the meat in the whisky, and only 75% in the pedigree :)

As a child, Steve Jobs was fooled by his parents for forever tapping his fingers on the TV screen.

A publication with terrible stories. Comments on Another Story:

Bbb: Fuck, it’s constantly being described how cool she’s slept. She turned, turned, stumbled, stretched, stumbled, stumbled...

XXX: The Strange Beginning

Yyy: xxx, ah)) It would be like this: "I wanted to wash. As usual, I took a bath with sea salt foam, although I was allergic to it, but I still decided to relax after such a hard day, shaved, washed, washed my trousers as usual and nothing predicted trouble.

zzz: Nothing predicted trouble, as suddenly, oh horror, my favorite salt is over, I have to go to the store. Then came the second wave of horror. My favorite shirt was dirty, and the other didn’t fit well with the new shoes.

At the same time, despite the mocking creature in the chulana, I went down for another pair of shoes, somehow turned away from Dracula and went to bed. Horror showered me in the middle of the night! I forgot to paint.

Clearly be good. The soul can be felt.
You look at the deer and feel the deer.
You look at the government and still feel a deer.

Such a feeling that the neighbors even paste the wallpaper with a perforator

I like to work with this device because when you turn it on, it accurately copies the intonation of a sleepy and a slightly dissatisfied cat who has been scratched behind his ear. I am lost in guessing why this is done, but to hear every time is pleasantly pleasant.

Today, my grandmother burned on the cross.
xxx: Walked, there is a light, near the control (closed)
A grandmother is around 150 years old.
It may be 170.
xxx: there is a car on the road, there are steep boys (P), then a dialogue with the grandmother (B)
XXX is grandmother! Give it green!
Doing a gesture of the foot and twisting the hair remains on the finger - what kind of grandmother am I to you? I am a girl!
P. rushed, riddled, almost through tears: - So what? The virginity?
B - you that if we hadn't been in your time, you would not have been fools here.
The whole crossing has fallen.)

Bessick: A lot of people like to squeeze the finger in the mouth of a roaring cat... my cat has avenged all the cat tribe! She waited until I started to fall asleep and put my nailed leg in my mouth! >_<

DarknessLORD11: I had a friend, Sanya, his girlfriend went on a business trip abroad (they live together). He rushed over the female warmth and long trapped her to dress out in front of the web~ In the end she agreed, but set the following conditions: she will only remove those items of clothes that he will take off himself =) This frame with a joyful smile says "1 moment" goes to the neighboring room for a couple of minutes. She returns and laughing first removes the T-shirt... And then, pleased with her genius, she is the same fool that this fool has just burned xD

"Fedya, why did you shave your thighs?", - was a bad comment on the account of the intimate haircut of a girlfriend before sex %)

I watched 2 hours of porn. I decided to try again with my girlfriend.
...
It was enough for 1.5 minutes.

Discussion of the news, where it is said about a fine for the absence of GLONASS on passenger transport.
xxx: It is apparently necessary that the tram is not stolen or hidden in any garage)))
Elevators in multi-storey buildings also need to be equipped. suddenly into the neighboring entrance.

and Omsk. The third week +32. In all major stores there are ventilators. Those who are on vacation - mostly at home sweat and wash. Those who are not on vacation are the same, only do not wash. The happy owners of condors walk lazily. A mega-wash with moustache towels and blankets dries out on the balcony in 4 hours. The cat sent me down and didn't get out of the couch - it was cooler there.
I’ll go south in two weeks, but I don’t see any sense anymore.

REY

Give me an access point and I’ll touch the world!

Of course, all people are different. But in general, boys are like people, and girls are like mine fields.

Religion - as a user agreement when installing the program. Rights and responsibilities come into effect only after acceptance.
If you do not want to go to hell after death, do not install Orthodoxy (or any other religion with hell) in your brain.

Yesterday in the subway, I found a man sitting next to him holding his daughter’s leg. In the metro. A thick man. The naked foot. My daughter! I wanted to give something sharp in the eye, but I did not decide. I took him by the nose. (I would also take the leg, but they were dressed with him) He holds the baby’s leg, I hold him for the nose – like quits. But here he is like a whirlwind! So three stations to the end and the oral - and that the psychic is crying for me, and that he just wanted to know if it is not cold for the child and in general strangers to touch the face can not be. 

What do I need to do so that my grown-up aunts and uncles stop seeing my daughter as a doll I took out to play in a common sandbox?

The guy asks:
Where can I cut my hair normally?
Commentary :
I heard the soldier speak well. :)