Here I just had a hysteria now that the words could not squeeze :) The stomach now will not soon pass from laughter :) A man of 36 years of age from the family came, bought a phone on the "andruche", accordingly wrapped him various settings and settings! There was also a question about a cheap messenger at the expense of an internet connection, but associated with contacts in the phone - the choice stopped on whatsapp!!! I bet, show how to use, show how to create dialogue! Pleased is falling! The epilepsy comes in an hour and a half: it flies, foam from the mouth, blisters and matts!!! As it turned out, this "Kazanova" adds his girls from contacts to the dialogue and makes a newsletter, such as "My Rabbit, how I miss you", but he did not take into account that in the dialogue everyone sees each other!!! Oh, and brainwashing they arranged for him in this same chat... :) :)

This is:
Sorry, but I don’t believe you. The minimum SP in the Russian Federation is about 30 thousand. The ruble. Who just doesn’t want to work.
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Semenov, Nizhny Novgorod region The world famous "Hochlomskaya painting". A few years ago, the artist’s salary was two thousand a month. Now it seems to have risen up to four. The elevator in the hospital gets six thousand a month.

What about the "minimum p"?
... And there are villages... Did you not care about the salaries of tractors and combiers?

Alternatively, the gifted, offering to move, you can’t tell who a villager can borrow an amount comparable to the size of the salary per year? Have you been interested in buying and buying homes for a long time?

I will tell. Three million - one-room in a metropolis or three-room in the district center. Remove housing - from 5 thousand a month, when taking the fee for 3 months in advance - obligatory. If it is not a room in a communal, but a one-bedroom apartment, then multiply by 2. So it is possible not to offer to be arranged as a carrier for 10 thousand a month - guards and guards, now renamed guards, get more. Plus companies with a search for "housing" and "works".

You have already taken a look at the MKAD and walk around the villages in the neighboring areas. In Russia, the area lives well if there is a railway in the district centre. It is in Seven. And in those districts where it is not, wages are twice as low.

Unfortunately, when it is overwhelmed by happiness, it cannot be poured out of stock.

On the train market in Lviv, one patriotic grandfather almost with tears in his eyes complains to everyone around him:
On television they say we don’t have an army. If Putin attacks Ukraine, he will conquer it in three days. Holy Virgin, what to do?
The colourful Ukrainian, who sells cabbage, beets and other strategic goods, thoughtfully bites the seeds and looks somewhere far away, probably into geopolitics. Then he looks around his grandfather from his feet to his head and contemptuously notes:
“And you, sir, don’t watch our television, then maybe it won’t attack.

The match is Netherlands - Colombia. For the first time, dealers meet with producers without intermediaries.

Will the Russian team come out?
and no.
Take off the capella.

The problem is not how the girl explained the shape of the glasses she needed, nor what kind of glasses Lennon wore, but that the dumb sheep consultant just doesn’t know who Lennon is. That is the disaster! This is what we talked about!
If you don’t understand something, try it first. There is no need to go over the girl. Moreover, say to her "do not fuck". Do not go out yourself.
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Comrade understood everything perfectly and said absolutely rightly. And yes, the defender of a girl who doesn’t realize that someone can be deeply crazy about the Beatles, calling strangers stupid sheep for not being aware of the history of popular music is a sign of not being very crazy.

My eighth teaching is right for life. There are two rules when using it:
No. 1: If the car is running, it’s great.
No. 2: If the car did not start and does not drive - it was necessary.

Chapter 32: Let’s Meet You?
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Chapter 32: Do you want to meet?
Ishtar: Well of course no)
Chapter 32: Why?? to
Isn’t that logical...?
Chapter 32: No
Ishtar: First, you will suddenly be some...not that. Will you pull me into the garage, put a hose in my throat and turn on the water?
I want to sit with my grandchildren tonight.

One day I decided to make a movie blind, deaf and dumb.
The blind man said, “I will be an operator!”
The deaf said "And I will be a composer!"
Debbie said, “Then I’ll be the director!”
They removed their cinema. They sit and watch.
The blind says "Something is not visible!"
The deaf says "And he hears badly!"
And the fool says "And I like it!"

RBC News on 27.06.2014 12 to 50:
Western media: Russia has no smart footballers, and it is not saved by money
I liked the way we played!

In Novosibirsk, the authorities banned Manson's concert
Comments from the news site:

This is how it all looks.
Mayor: "I fear there would be no riots and clashes"
Satanists: "There will be no riots"
Orthodox activists: "There will be..."

by alessandra_zyuz
A pilot is flying to Moscow. An unusual plane. All 23 passengers were killed in Algeria.

I met with my distant relatives.
XHH: It turns out there are two more in the tribe of my nephews. One is well educated, the other is not very.
YYY: The second mate is fighting?
XXX: No, the first sandwich eats the sausage down :)

You write them something patriotic on the poster!
Yyy: Are there condoms with the smell of berry juice?
xxx: o_o

From Zems:
The author, you are just a fairy tale!
Of course a fairy tale. Only that allows me to influence ordinary, average debboys. Because of this quality, you take me for yours and at the same time understand that I am special in something and I am a few steps higher.

I’ll come up with my mythology, with Melkor and the elves!

When I was fourteen years old, in the winter, a huge round pipe formed on the pipe. Somebody occasionally beat her down, I wanted to kill this man, hated him with all my soul. I recently went with my husband, and he says that he always knocked down this puppy. I picked him up and knelt him on the head with all of it.

KrYstal: So tell me, who is better – Berkut, Kipelov or Žitňakov?

I think the original is better.

That is, is it the pipes?

Ealand is Dickinson.

What happens if the Nokia 3310 hits Chuck Norris?

To stop the shit:

As a former owner of Hammer, I will say that he actually ate 27 liters per hundred. And these are good numbers :)