After the lineal exam, I realized that if the men are goats, then the women are countercriminal. The Tensions (

With your cockroaches in shoes, it is better not to visit at all.
Meeting in the street, in a cafe, etc.

Mom to note. One day a girl was in the car. We talked and all that. He told me about the ex. The goat said, and the fool turned out. But the most interesting was the dialogue between the girl and her mother after divorce.

I knew from the beginning that he was a fool.
D: Why didn’t you tell me?? to
M is ha. Then you would not have been suffering with him for a year, but for 10 years.

I think it’s so hard for you and me to understand each other because women only remember the last sentence. All the babies are stupid. Tomorrow we will play against Wales.

YYY: How many times do you say, I will beat your football!! to

The only mistakes that really rage are those made by the critic of other people’s illiteracy.

She read the crypt-story, painted the runes over the door of the office. And they worked!
An advertiser from the bank, telling about new loans, went with his trembling to everyone, but not to me. He stood under the door for a long time, but never crossed the threshold, and then silently merged. Oh well!

Even if on the way to the guest made an asphalt...

Boris: Sisadmin is a man who can do anything he wants with any numbers in the company's computers. Therefore, Sisadmin is the only person to whom the accountant calculates the salary on paper.

Why do people pretend to be fools when they really are?

This is:

There is no U.S. embassy in Pindostan.

If a ruler in Pindostan suddenly clings to the throne for more than ten years, he will arise. US citizens are obliged to do so by the U.S. Constitution.

So let’s count...
1989–1993 – George W. Bush
1993-2001 Bill Clinton
2001-2009 – J. Bush Jr.
2009–2013 – Obama, Secretary of State H. Clinton
2013-2016 - B. Obama, GS - J. Kerry
The year 2017???? by H. Clinton? Very likely...
In the rest, the Bush and Clinton clans have been changing their friends’ asses on the throne for 27 years and will change for a long time.
Truly democratic change of power - agha-aga.

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There are many diagnostic methods in urology. Despite the fact that progress has gone a long way, one of the possible studies for prostate diseases is a finger rectal examination of the prostate (the easiest and cheapest method that can be applied in any situation). Of course, such manipulation is unpleasant to most patients, but there is always a place for humor.

In particular, a colleague last week performed a rectal prostate examination. And only she started inserting her finger in the same place that someone called the patient. Well, as a ringtone sounded the song “Kaifuem! Today we are with you.” They all laughed. The study had to be postponed. The honor of performing it fell to me, and Rington was already different.

Listening to phone calls on the street

The word holiday does not mean you have to go to work.

Today, when I turned on the TV, I accidentally stumbled on "Let’s talk". There, a 15-year-old boy lives with a 38-year-old woman and everyone is around, quarrels and generally everything is as usual. Malakhov announces a commercial pause and Galkin immediately appears in the box.

You will be proud of the length of the penis until they start to insert a catheter there.

Shoes and Shoes.

I usually clean up before the arrival of guests, and then, depending on the weather and external data of the guests themselves, they can take away at least everything.

When I was a child, I had my last milk tooth. He found his 6-year-old daughter, asks, said, why did not take his mouse from you? Her mouse always takes her teeth at night and puts a glowing rubber under the pillow in return. “No mouse has come to me,” I say, “so it lies.” In the morning, I understood why he was dusting for so many years. I look at the window, and there is a rubbish and a note written with a crazy handwriting: "This is my mouse, I have smashed that you have a tooth, I will give you a denge for it.

This story was told by a neuroscientist. They brought one day to them by ambulance a young Gypsies, who, according to his own statement, refused the lower half of the body. In the process of clarifying all the circumstances of the incident, the camp arriving with him tells that he has a young passion from another family, who decided to move to another place of residence. It immediately becomes clear that this guy simulates the failure of the legs, but it is necessary to somehow bring him to clean water, and to his family to show the absence of the disease, allegedly beaten their son. Psychiatrists give him two pills of furosemide (diuretic) and give him aminazine intramuscularly (in such a dosage that the main instincts are preserved, but that he is not able to produce highly intellectual activity to simulate disease). And in the presence of relatives, some half an hour later, this young man crashed a bullet from his bed in the direction of the nearest toilet. Applause and curtains.

I come to the Russian Post - I need to send a letter (with important papers). After a long wait in line, I approach the box and say:

You need to send this letter in the fastest way.

What a woman, looking at me, answers with an indignant face

Young man, you have come to the mail.

Canakau: why bite something that doesn’t get fat?
The Diamond: Nails