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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5515
 20.05.2008
Soon after graduation, so much will be broken!
The fucking!! Do not say so!
– to?? to
My daughter is released.
Sori, you guys! )

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5514
 20.05.2008
by Lenta.ru
In a residential building in Kiev, an elevator accident occurred: an elevator with 10 passengers fell... In the elevator designed for 630 kg entered 10 people with a total weight of about 800 kg. The cause of the accident is under investigation."

Did you play the first Half? O_0

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5513
 20.05.2008
I had an idea for a microphone!
E-mail Loss Detection Add-in (ELDA)
They need to release Embedded Business-Logig Organizer (EBLO)
Let the eBloom trade.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5512
 20.05.2008
Do you know how to make oxygen metal?
1) pour oxygen with milk - the acidity level drops and he becomes popsovik
2) Shed the popsovich shit and he becomes a fuck-punk
3) pour the fucking punch with lead and it will become a metallurgy

O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5511
 20.05.2008
I go on a march. There’s a good phone call, and music from "What? Where is? When?", I didn’t stop and said on the whole marchroute when he got the phone: "Attention! answered by Alexandra friends" )))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5510
 20.05.2008
It’s a joke, just be mine.

She: I will of course. You alone will not have much of me.

He: What is such a terrible imbalance if we are alone? and :)

She: Not why there will be a beautiful imbalance

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5509
 20.05.2008
<stallon> Why when you drink vodka in the evening, you must cross in the morning?and :(
<max> Because this is the army of sons!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5508
 20.05.2008
Do you remember I told you that programming is like drinking a spoonful?
2: well
1: so here, your "shorten time" is like a strap. It will be quick, but with a slide.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5507
 20.05.2008
I am talking to a Russian girl who currently lives in Australia

XXX is
Who are you working for?

YYYY

Secrets in the Club

HHH

Stop the guard?

WOWU
Yes Yes

WOWU
struck at the door.

HHH
Here are the fucking Russian girls in Australia.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5506
 20.05.2008
The Young Padman
I also have a hobby.

Olive
Oh!

Olive
Which?

The Young Padman
I also have a hobby.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5505
 20.05.2008
He is:
I am a real gentleman.
She is:
I noticed the horse.
He is:
0 and what is not?
She is:
"Let me take your bag until no one sees it" - it was more beautiful

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5504
 20.05.2008
I read the SMS this morning.
Behold, I am drinking beer now, and you will be very ill in the morning. Tagged with:"

Delivery time 02:00

I am the sender :(

I am not fooled, I am infected.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5503
 20.05.2008
Natasha
It’s a mistake to think that having a fucker makes you a man... it’s possible that it just makes you a fucker.


The prostitute
It is a mistake to think that having a piss makes you pissed... it is possible that it makes you just pissed.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5502
 20.05.2008
As a young and naive Sochi boy, he very much wanted to take a porn masterpiece.
The story grows in a sick head.
The actors came immediately. They are all my good friends... and none, my friends...
So, afraid of the prospect of a terrible gay harassment, I left the porn business.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5501
 20.05.2008
by Stasi:
How about the theme? Is the culture session over? Did you watch Anime? = ) )
By the way, where is he?
The Cat:
In the abyss = (
by Stasi:
and??? to
The Cat:
First I watched Stirlitz, then Kin-Za-Za, and then he went for beer in my motorcycle helmet under a German casco, a black leather coat, and his high boots.
As a result: I smoke on the balcony and I see the painting – mint runs, from it this miracle in a German helmet, a coat and boots and oats: “Hitler’s coat!” Zick has! I have finished chats! Eclipse is translucating me!!and "

This is the man of my dreams.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5500
 20.05.2008
She – I heard there are predictions about the 3rd World War in 2010 on November 21, Polyneuropa will be extinct.
I – who said that?
She was in the 2nd house, one of the inets read.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5499
 20.05.2008
XXX: The exam will be with the special. Check the equipment, check for the presence of mobs!
YYY: Okay at the exam, you’re going to hide if the hops go with that...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5498
 20.05.2008
[03:46:30] <Killer_Noobs> Stretch: Caroche smash like, you take a long stick, well, somewhere to the end of our galaxy, and if you go to it in the universe, it will have a speed at the end as much as greater than the speed of light

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5497
 20.05.2008
Exam in Biology:

task of genetics.

The first option. – is
Large ears and a hairy chest are recessive signs localized in the X chromosome at a distance of 20 morganides. A cheborash with naked breasts and small ears, a mother with a hairy breast and a father with large ears, married a cheborash with naked breasts and small ears. Question: how much from this marriage will get cheburash and cheburan with large ears and hairy breasts.

The second option. – is
In columns, baldness is a dominant feature, in columns - recessive. His father is a bald and bald brother. Kolobiha got married to a bald column, bald column and column were born. She was married to a hairy cowboy. What is the likelihood of the appearance of a bald collar in them?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5496
 20.05.2008
In Russia, it is much safer to cross the road to the red and look at the sides than to go to the green and not look.

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