I work as an operator at MTS. And here was the case. I sit, I take calls, there’s a call.

I am (standard greeting)
Subscribe to ALE! (The voice of the child)
I – How can I help you?
Subscriber - (voice "after the frame") Bridegroom, you have already rattled?? to
I am!!! I am listening to you...
Subscriber - (happy voice) And I cuddle... (and lay the phone)

Not a c... no?

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Anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to power, power leads to victory, let your fear pass through yourself, your hatred will make you strong, true power can only be achieved by testing the limits of your anger, which comes out without resistance, anger goes out through anger without slowing down, the dark side strengthens incredible power, the dark side is stronger than the light side, the weak are doomed.
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Stand on the dark side of the forces.
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This is multicast?
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Anime
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as though
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This is from Star Wars.
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Jedi
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not looked
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Have you watched Star Wars?? to
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not
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It is from the internet!!! to
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WOWOONN!!!!! to

I wonder, is it everyone or only my parents have the talent to do it in two minutes?? to

Friendly Fire (00:15:39 12/05/2009)
Man borrowed 70 rubles and does not give - what to do?

NevoVred Jr. (00:16:25 12/05/2009)
by Beyonce)))

Friendly Fire (00:16:41 12/05/2009)
The amendment is two heads above me.

NevoVred Jr. (00:16:48 12/05/2009)
The shoulder be

zoomer639: listen, not with verbs written separately?

Umichka: So is it, and what?

zoomer639: inContact search by interests: I do not look - 80 people found, I do not look - 7400 people found.

Umichka: Half of them have not yet reached this topic in school, the other half fucked this lesson :)

All information is provided for information purposes. Any coincidence with the Eset Nod32 antivirus update keys is just a coincidence.

If the truth always emerges, you willingly begin to perceive it.
and prejudice.
by Yuri Tatarkin

There was one man in the garage. Father of a kind family, intelligent
And a nice uncle. He had a dream, he loved after his
to mark the car in the circle of friends and neighbors on the garage: "Here I will build
I’m going to divorce bees, isn’t it great? Sitting at night on the bench.
well – DACCHA, BEES...” Men treated their dreams respectfully, saying
Bees are good, bees are good, bees are good! And for the bee! and
This toast was often heard over the evening garages.
The dream fulfilled. The house was rebuilt and the first building was bought. Satisfied father
Family washing shopping with neighbors in the garage. Wife with 6-year-old son
delayed in the day. Blessed expression on his face slowly
It changes when his car flies to the garage and crashes it from there.
The wife and, opened the door, pulls out the roaring son. Storms in
The family was not seen. to this moment. The girl’s eyes swim off.
Bites, not deadly of course, but not acid. Raven is not weak either. wife s
with wild anger and contempt looks at the Father of the family, all for a moment
They lose speech. My son is also taking a break. lifting up the shaking hand,
The head of the family asks:
WOW, what is it?
This is, daddy, here the six-year-old son absolutely exactly copies the father’s.
a dream-admired intonation, but investing in it a nonethical share
The Sarcasm:
“The girl! The bees!”

The Dargaiah Ridaccy!
(From letters to the newspaper in the section "Sexologist Advice")

I wanted to refuse Oleg, but I couldn’t, because I had been lying in his house for a long time.
The bed is naked.

I’m just tired of these relationships, and the bed is not important to me.
You can eventually stand.

When I look at Bora, I feel that inside, it starts to move.
The egg cell.

During my studies at the institute, I mastered all kinds of sex. Here is the Institute.
Soon I’ll be working in the specialty.

I gave him all night, but I never got to have sex.

After a tumultuous night with Gosha, when he left, in my soul formed such a
The emptiness that I kissed a pot soup eaten.

Then Igor declared the “night of free love”. They broke up in pairs and
We went apart and I was left alone in the bedroom. What is this for
Freedom is that?

She laid off her dress, and there was nothing.

When I was a child, I dreamed of becoming a woman, but when I decided, it was too late.

I watched all his tattoos for a long time, correcting grammar.
of errors.

I was so sad and distressed that Mithya immediately began to comfort me.
could be. He could only do it twice.

I gradually started to beat Masha’s fans. He did one, then the second.
The third confused me. Wiping out the blood, he said, “You won’t break them all.”

After having an intimate relationship with my friend’s husband, I became completely different.
Look at her. How can she change such a sensitive and charming man?
The man?

Why she has such skilled hands, I understood when I found out that she was almost ten years old.
Years worked as a docker.

And when Borka started loving me from behind, I couldn’t stand and knocked.
Head to battery. Only then came my thought: a condom.
have forgotten!

When I found an artificial member in her stuff, the first thing I thought was:
“Well, but not real...”

My personal vibrator broke quickly, although I followed the instructions
He did not use it for more than 14 hours a day.

In the bed, Nina struck me with such heat that I thought, “If
If I live, I will not betray my wife anymore.”

Dasha is so upset that the neighbors start to call and wonder when,
Finally there will be an orgasm.

I’m not a man, I’m a sexual maniac. All my friends are like that, too.
They think.

...in order to win Eurovision again, it is necessary that our hockey team ride around Prihodko performing the miserable song “Mamo” with harsh faces.

"Russian hockey players have such a tradition - after the match to listen to their anthem" (c) commentator on Czech television

Summer is beauty.
The quantum light from the sun destroys the electrons. And we become so positive...

Something has become fashionable for girls to walk in pants-bags type "oh, I was upset a week ago, but the pants will all hide". Do you think it is beautiful? OOO

by Dr. Iron:
I was here yesterday one military revealed a secret how they differ from the children.
by Dr. Iron:
I quote :
A real member and a real machine

In my textbook the algebra is immense.)
Infinity is thrown into the square.

All the quotes about the fact that the girls are powered by the grandmothers, or are already busy:
1) I am 22 years old, I write a diploma, I have retired from work, I live with my ancestors, I wear jeans for 3 years, because with money I am a shit.
2) girl 22, tall, natural red, slim beauty. I’m waiting for her to bring me a recording of Fellini’s films. Which she looked at and wanted to talk to me, and I didn’t look at.
I took her to a 33-year-old wealthy businessman.
More precisely, she went to me. The Same. Girls have to be loved! Love to Offenbach! They will love you too, guys. Remember that a woman is the most important thing in a man’s life. You will have it all!
PS - you won't believe it, but I want to move from my Khabarovsk to Peter in the summer. I saw in one of the jewellery of this city a nice ring with a flying mouse (she pulls on them). I want to make her an offer.
PPS - men just love girls! Love them with all your heart!

After the rehearsal.
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s bring less loud listeners next time. Rehearsal is not a concert.
Is it possible to have a girlfriend? Or you have to look after me...
The girl bassist: Ah, I’m his brain.
Guitarist: Figa what a bassist we have is smart. The brain does not fit in the head, it carries it with it.
Shock: Ah, to fuck it was more comfortable))

If the pigeons are the birds of the world, it means that the world will mock us.

The brick fell on a black cat a meter from me. God, help me to be an atheist.

I go home, two boys stand at my entrance, get plastic pistols, and one gives the phrase: "Well, we're going? For the Motherland, for Medvedev!And they run with guns on the streets. My crying. =) is
Masad