Remember in the movie "Guest from the future" space pirates offered the boy Koles new Zhyguli for information about myelofone. But the guy already understood why, and replied, "Better kill immediately."

Siava: In my opinion, last year we talked about the fact that in this hot water will not be turned off.. or I confuse it with another city *ROLL*
tor: you confuse it with another country *LOL*

xxx has seen.
in the line object "canary balcony".
This is what the house should be so that the Canary has a balcony.
Yyy Hyevo probably in the winter canary. On the balcony.
xxx well there is a balcony so I don't think it's like you and me. All in holes.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is a purely symbolic name. It is fashionable to fuck all the buuaras, call them coulouaras. Now the Canary Balcony has been invented. It will soon be called the catchment cottage for the poppy. The type we are steep, we have a balcony for a canary, a popcorn cottage... I wear a conur for a hook - 3 kilos of pure gold. You thought it was the stomach.? to
XXX is here.
Client: Peter G.A
The bedroom of the Sova.
XXX is not a pinguin.

The higher the frequency, the smaller the length of the wheel, the greater the penetrating capacity.
The length of the wool, oh lol

by Natasha:
In any case, when a girl
Looking at her husband, there must be an irresistible desire.
to fucking, cooking borscht, smoothing shirts and raising children like him.
All the rest - all these shoes, cats, Turks, cars - is all that.
Lies, Consumption and Consumers of the Soul

and Ruslan:
after the word "touch" the phrase could not be continued

Kabul Tour - the best tours to the hemp fields of Afghanistan!
YYY: On the ferry, what?
XXX: on the road.

I sit with a friend on the balcony and smoke.
I notice that someone in the neighboring Pirates of the Caribbean house is looking at the profile of Jack the Sparrow.
Someone is watching pirates.
Friend: Yes, really is it.
I: Strange, the picture does not change for a long time.
It turned out that the guy was watching football, and in front of the TV was a ficus

A few days ago, our buffs closed the reporting quarter:
The contractor in accordance with the method of "anubia-fast-work" brought the act of the works performed for the second half of July and the invoice. In addition to all other things, the act meant two points:
Transportation of goods to the site of work 3 8XX XX,XX rubles
Cleaning of roads and sites from snow 15X XX,XX rub

And that in two weeks! The July!
Gender with the wording "paytime" has placed his signatures everywhere.

And only then I went into the net and looked at the prices for the services of the freight companies and the prices for snow cleaning. I counted.
If you transport 62.3 tons of snow from Antarctica to the site, dissolve a layer of 5 cm and then remove it - you get almost the numbers that count!! to

If someone has a pattern from the fact that prisons are located on Liberty Street - stretch the pattern. People from prisons are released and walk on the street of Liberty. The streets are called optimists.

Deputy head of the State Duma Committee on Budget and Taxes Sergey Tikhonkov was detained in Moscow. He is suspected of street robbery.

As by the RBC in the law enforcement bodies of the capital, S. Tikhonkov was detained tonight after the police appealed to a resident of the city, who carried two passengers. He complained that he was beaten and his cell phone was taken away.

The kidnappers tried to escape, but one of them was quickly detained. They were found by an employee of the State Duma apparatus, with whom a stolen phone was found.

The investigation is currently underway and the issue of initiating a criminal case is being resolved. Why an official of the lower house of the Federal Assembly had to rob the driver of the car is unclear.
Tags: State Duma, Theft

The student. I bought a watch for 2K. I stopped drinking so I didn’t eat or fuck. The money in the wallet stopped disappearing.

I sit down, set up the network, write the IP address, the girl looks into the monitor and says:
- We at the institute at the 5th grade was also, gateways, masks, something was calculated, networks were configured, I did all the practical work without mistakes.
Hey, why am I sitting here? Take a laptop and do it :)
I’m not an ipad for you!
- O_O

Why do cats have 8 breasts?
YYY: It is life

XXX: Handicapped
YYYYYYYYYYY
XH: The Nose
WOW :D

News on Mail:
In the U.S. state of Colorado, a 21-year-old man died by shooting himself in the head while playing Russian roulette.

Commentary :
XXX: So he won.

PhysicsB

I choose Forester’s parents.
Auto: 2007 year, has already run 219,000 km.

Comments of the Seller:
<Description of equipment and TO> It is not shameful for the car. of any diagnosis. Contract at inspection.
"The fanatics of zero speeds will twist the odometer to any desired value.
and :)

Well, let’s go to me later...
She: And what will we do there?
“Well, let’s drink the tea.
She: And that is all?
Yes, we can see the movie.)
What about fucking?( by

Epic Fail is when your ex-girlfriend hits your current girlfriend.

ANNA (16:52:24 12/07/2011)
When I came here to work.
ANNA (16:52:36 12/07/2011)
There was Anya.
ANNA (16:52:49 12/07/2011)
She was big and thick.
ANNA (16:52:57 12/07/2011)
I am like a small
ANNA (16:53:05 12/07/2011)
We were called
ANNA (16:53:15 12/07/2011)
Anya Big and Anya Small
ANNA (16:53:26 12/07/2011)
Then they called shortened.
ANNA (16:53:30 12/07/2011)
Mania and Bath

Once I was terribly ill. Because I fell in love with a boy in 5 seconds. I fell in love because he looked at me so strangely, so looked. You know, yeah yeah! Sometimes one look is enough. And I knew that this bitter feeling had no future. There was a situation that there was no future. I suffered so much. Suffered terribly. is terrible. Temperature 38 and 5. And even left the city. Just one glance, and a whole life. Sinking like a whale. I thought it was forever. Then we met him again by chance. He looked so strangely at everyone. Because he has a blindness.