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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50232
 13.07.2011
The Dwarves in the Cedar - The Nightmare of Linux

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50231
 12.07.2011
DM Ershov 9:15
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Koala is breathing.

Hypo at 9:15
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
fucking
Waffle was drowned.


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50230
 12.07.2011
The xxx:
What is busy?
YYYY :
With a bosom
The xxx:
Where do you get the grass?
YYYY :
Fuck, he is my friend.
The xxx:
Are you friends with Jews? The same question)
YYYY :
There is no fucking.
Yoshiko is Sasha.
The xxx:
Did you give him a human name? 0 - O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50229
 12.07.2011
XXX: I will blow my shoulder and breathe over the bow, so that my eyes will tear.
YYY : Why?
XXX: Yes, my journey broke my nail - I have to sympathize!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №50228
 12.07.2011
[19:14:13] Janita: I want to fall in love.To disappear with my beloved nights.To come home and immediately
sleep.To not sit at the computer from which the body is already breaking.I want to
Lack of time on social networks. I just want
Coming home tired and happy.
[19:14:51] sevvard1: work in the kindergarten )))
Janet: Go on your ass.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50227
 12.07.2011
XHH : No. Why should I shave down?
YYY: I want to
XXX is out?
It would be more pleasant.
yyy: hehe

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №50226
 12.07.2011
70 Ukrainians are held hostage on a cruise ship off the coast of Israel, including 36 Odessites and a Stripper. The boy will be celebrated...

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50225
 12.07.2011
A friend rides a wife's birthplace chooses.
I: And by what principle do you choose it?
He: And where cars are cooler, there we will give birth.
O_O

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50224
 12.07.2011
I went to the NHTU to submit documents for admission.
I took the form, sat down, filled it. Here a girl touches me and asks, "What is my average score in the rating if all five?"

[ + 176 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50223
 12.07.2011
I gave your opinion, and my reproductive organ was the axis.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50222
 12.07.2011
When on the book of Emily Bronte "The Grove Passage" they write: "The favorite book of Bella and Edward from "Summerick"!", I want to take and scratch the cover.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50221
 12.07.2011
I forgot to buy my swimming glasses.

I have somewhere in my house.

And I lost my ones...what am I going to clean the onions now?! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50220
 12.07.2011
I’m throwing out that atlas.
“No, please, I want to study geography with her.I don’t know where Bolivia is, for example.
This is an atlas of history for the 6th class-there Russia until the 14th century!! to
Is there no Bolivia?? to

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50219
 12.07.2011
HardCorE: A lot of fat, protein and carbohydrates on the keyboard

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50218
 12.07.2011
I liked his taste so much that he liked my friend too :(

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50217
 12.07.2011
I sent you a message, did you see?
and no. and where? In the ash?
No, this is...
On the Facebook?
and no.
On the Twitter? by SMS? At what number?
and no. to the mail.
In the mail? With Jimmie?
...
Let’s meet and I will tell you out loud.

[ + 64 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50216
 12.07.2011
There is nothing more concentrated in the world than a man brewing eggs.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50215
 12.07.2011
During the course of exercise, your body will become so mobile and flexible that you can have oral sex with yourself. This is of course the true purpose of yoga. Just the yoga masters don’t say anything about this aspect. You’ve ever noticed a smile on their faces – as if they know something, right?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50214
 12.07.2011
The case was during the time of student work: they gave intellectual work on signing envelopes (300 pieces). All would be nothing, but here is the address pumped: Mr. Tver, ul. M is bound. On the second hundred signed envelopes I notice that I write the address slightly wrong: ul. B is moving. I laughed and cried at the same time for a long time.

[ + 59 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50213
 12.07.2011
A stitch burned a cleaner in the kitchen - she drank office milk, I greeted, and she swallowed

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