Standing on a smoking door, two obvious blondes come out:
First: go there (showing the right)
Second: No, go there (pointing to the left)
First, what is there?
Second: What is there?! to
First: Okay, so for now
Second: For the time being
And they divide.

Scaryfairy: Yes, it doesn’t have to be here! We are the most reading country in the world! They read, of course, everything.
Nahall: What if you deduct those who only read the air refresher?

I am a pilot of a passenger plane. I frequently fly as a passenger.

One day I flew with a passenger dressed in full shirt. I always sit in the last row, far from the boss, closer to the kitchen. Five hour flight. I read a book, sometimes I sleep. The woman through the passage looked at me suspiciously all the time. After landing, she approaches me:

Young man, from which squadron are you? How to contact your boss?

Why is this for you?

You cannot work! This is not the place in aviation. In five hours of flight, you have never entered the cabin!

XXX: pleasant: Cargo owners use the useful properties of roads for business purposes through their own vehicles, thereby causing them over-normative damage

YYY: I wonder if the super-normative damage to vehicles from harmful properties of roads will be compensated? and (

Taken from one of the websites with coupons, training "Draw our Mandala"
Comments on Action:

Lightly Ya
Good day!
The flute is understandable.
I have a question about Mandala... the training is called “Drawing My Mandala,” say, if I don’t see it, should I attend this training at all, or after training I can see it, and by the way, do I have it at all?? to

Yuliabay
And you stand in the mirror and you will see your mandala, then you will paint it all on paper.

Ivan the Wolf
I, of course, am not a specialist in mandalas, but I think that once the classes are held in groups of 20 people, you will probably have someone to show you a mandala that you can draw :)

Lightly Ya
This is good, but I would like my own.

by Sergei.nalobin
If you don’t see the mandala then draw the flute!! to

Oxygen
You can smash the green and sit on the wattman)) and you will see and it will be fine)

You can do well? ?
In general, I can do well.
But what about the opposite? ))
I can do well, generally.

What should I do in this situation?I really love her, and she...

to get the ink and cry, to fuck about February anguish))

Am I fucking Emma?

Pastor is blatant!! to

As one of my former bandmates said, when asked why he enters the master’s degree, “I’ll sleep all day long in the next two years, play computer games, and I’ll be a tuna-eater. But I will enter the master's degree, and I will sleep all day long for the next two years, and I will play computer games, and as a result I will become a Master!

xxx: I wonder why every time I look at something, and someone decides to look around or pass by, the characters begin to say something like your own ears swing into the pipe?
YYY: Everyone has it, everyone has it.

The boss has been upset for a week. The general assembly decided to sacrifice her to the most evil client. Hopefully our mini-turtle will be pleased.

What pizza did we order last time?? to
Tagged: barbeque
XXX: How is it called?
Tagged: barbeque
XXX is mild. Imagine that Barbeque is the tariff, and the provider who?
Tagged: Milano Pizza

Gays should be treated like fools. Until they go to bed with me, I don’t know about them.

Until what does not bring people to the craving for the internet :) I recognized it today on my own skin.

As practice shows, in order to get the Internet, it is necessary not only to buy a modem, but also to find a place where it catches. One day I decided to go on an exciting trip through the bathroom with a notepad in search of the desired habitats of the Internet.. By the law of wickedness they were nowhere... I had already thought to give up, but noticed a window that came out on the almost flat roof. I was good, decided to climb through the window (30 cm in height, 80 in width) and, s**a, so stuck with a notepad.
I’m still sitting here on the internet :) I even post from here :DD

I have a younger brother, Vasily. I went home yesterday:

Do you know what Vaska did? He does not confess to me!
I: I did not hear. Is there any other information?
Mom: Just Anton called you and asked when you came back to knock Vaska...

We have a new employee in the warehouse: a rat-commodity.

XXX: Is your husband okay with the fact that you go to Saratoga?
Okay, of course) what are the questions?
XX: Well, my, for example, does not like saraphanes, long sweaters and disguised dresses.
So let’s not wear them.
Let him dress like a man!!

Fuck how I envy you.
I want the sea.
mistakenly
I see all the pictures from the sea.

You are thin. comforted

Forum of Radioelectronics

XXX Comrades of Profession! Tell me, I pulled the nest from the TV tuner. I bought a new tuner and changed it. The TV shows one first channel across the entire setup range.

YYY: The TV shows one channel... It can’t be turned off – only reduce the volume. There is also the feeling that you are being watched.

ivilai: A bullet of caliber 7.62 easily breaks a large beard bone
BackSlashOZ: along
Tagged: coincidentally
Tag: abandoned hand
Tagged: Chuck Norris

An asshole in the 21st century: a man in a row in a supermarket at the box office paying for milk and bread, stretches the card of the collector, then moves to the cashier a bottle of beer and stretches another card.