xxx: yyy, thank you dear))) The main patience))
Yyy: xxx, ah))) and peace of mind!!! And then in a row such images are caught.....when I issued a foreign passport we made a list of surnames - who is behind whom....when everyone went out for lunch one woman stumbled it and stuck in her mouth.....such as nothing was - she was the first in a row...I thought it was only in movies!!!)

Personal experience is a subjective thing. My family came to Latvia for the first time. We went to the medieval castles, she looks and says, said, here everything is like in Chernivtsi (she visited Chernivtsi many years ago and penetrated), went to Jurmala, too, says, said, everything is like in Chernivtsi, only colder. We went to look at the unique Art Nouveau - again says, said, Chernivtsi, here is exactly Chernivtsi.
I sneeze in the back of the head and carefully ask, say, and what exactly is here like in the Chernivtsi?
“Dick everything,” says the relative, “houses, trees, sunshine shines... Well, everything is pure Chernivtsi.

P.S to P.S Yes, children, you could comment on quotes here before, and even before it was an IT resource.
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Where is the "Like" button here?

I work as a designer at the Chinese Embassy. A couple came with a family photo (mother, father and two daughters are sitting in a flower bowl). They say, photo fire, but here the face is nowhere, you have to take from other photos. I explain that the replacement of the face operation is possible, but rarely when successful - it is useless, they are asked to change. The father - with one, the mother - with the other, with the daughters the same mute. Okay, I will replace your face, scratching your teeth. The Chinese sit, do not leave, they say that the background would change too. Okay, fucking with you, I will leave the flower, the background behind another. Now is it all? They look at me, they say, and you can change clothes.
I sent them to the studio to take a normal photo. These strange Chinese.

to there:
to this:
And yes, cats are better at apologizing than girls.
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They know better than girls. Cats never feel guilty.
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As well as girls.

here here :

I just read the Bahaanist joke, it sounded like this: "the question on the forum - where to get FineReader with medical handwriting support?"))) a year ago it was funny and unimaginable, but the ABBYY team did it... so the anecdotes sometimes come true too...
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I regret, went to google check))) And indeed, the news is even on the Abbyy website, only... From April 1st with the corresponding congratulations;) So, the joke is still an anecdote))) Be careful, comrades!)))

I was quite confused: will the blue insulator eventually work in space?? to
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The Blue Isolent as a metaphysical concept of Absolute Strength. But not so.

Alex: You understand that it’s time to get home when you see a spider and the first thought is, “That’s where the ants have settled.”

Old and wise » kimifish 10 hours ago
The chief doctor of one village hospital told, almost, he said, the heart attack was not enough:
There was no birth department, so we sent the mother-in-law to the city, all as appropriate, on a box and with a midwife. And they managed to fall somewhere in the cove. At four o'clock in the morning, this trio is already declared four - the driver's head is bound, the midwife's hand is on the bandage and a young mom with a child.
A midwife, with a broken key, only gave advice. And this aunt, apparently under the influence of stress, gave birth herself, bound her companions, and they walked 7 kilometers in the forest at night.

The Army. Exercise at one of the polygons of our vast homeland. A connected car. We are on combat duty. There was a training attack last night. The entire crew was asleep (one person must guard outside, the other to watch the equipment). The door is naturally closed. and the curved key (it opens almost all military equipment) the attackers did not have. They knocked for a long time with requests and then threats to open up. However, the crew wanted to sleep and sent the attackers somewhere away. They were offended, scattered the wreck and the spade that stood by the car, and left. Not even sparked anything. The Army. Cruel and merciless.

The Wild Dance:
We know, we know: they sit, smoke, and drink one cup of coffee for three hours. In Navarre is like that.
Families with children can walk.

and SHOEI:
In an Irish pub, for example.
Or a 24-hour drinking room.

The best place for families with children - there you can sweetly swell in honor of the morning visit to the Zoo, cheer for the youth football league, put a puppet teacher from the kindergarten and cheer the family at the neighboring table.

X: I had to go to the BIOS. I forgot which button, Del or F2, if any, I turned on the computer and put my hands on both. The screen welcomed with the inscription "Press Del or F2 to enter BIOS". I didn’t get into the BIOS from the first attempt because of a sudden internal contradiction.

Anyone who praises a dictator is either interested or a fool.

Today in the store of household appliances saw a TV LG, on the price note of which was written: "TV LIES".

In the logical chain "the man said - the man did" almost always is absent "the man thought".

xxx: for applefan all gougloandroids on one face
WOW: You’re somewhat strange writing the word apple*rocher))

We are discussing the project of the loft lighting. I suggest installing noise sensors instead of regular switches. The phrase xxxh just exploded the brain. "It’s kind of like to pierce and everything shines"

Instructions were given to prevent falls. It may be written and correct, but it is impossible not to laugh at some formulas:
1st On the staircase take one step per unit of time.
2nd If you have slipped and cannot maintain balance, try to give the body the roundest possible shape, removing the sharp angles and landing on the entire surface;

One of my colleagues once told me, “Never forget to write if you have the opportunity.”
Sometimes I feel that this advice has brought me far more practical benefits than all business education.

aaa: Do you mean that, if you wish, you cannot successfully simulate schizophrenia? and :)

BBB: I can only simulate a catatonic stupor. You just need to rush forward on the chair and periodically give to the mouth of those who fit too close :)