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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5475
 20.05.2008
Status in contact: June 13 - the last GOS, 14 - I am a witness at a friend's wedding. Hm...

Status day by day: June 13 – the last GOS, 14 – I witness at a friend’s wedding, 15 – Alien Attack, 16 – The World is captured, 17 – The End of Humanity. So here is hm...

c) Pi-Ash

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5474
 20.05.2008
This is a quoted quote.
The authors of the basha engine are dumb.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5473
 20.05.2008
English: Fill in the Gaps
xxx: words to insert: blow, suck, lick, swallow
I am afraid of it now.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5472
 20.05.2008
From the forum:
The acquaintance received two notices from the tax office - on the Volkwagen and on the Passat... Tepety runs, proves...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5471
 20.05.2008
We were at a hockey bar in Prague. In Salt Lake City,
The Russians played against Canada. We sat in front of the closet. must
To say that in Prague in the bars quite often you can find the canvas with
Projector for viewing hockey. We sit in front of us, and
There are either Canadians or Americans behind. Somewhere at the end of the game.
One of them jumps and screams:
Fuck those Russians!!! to
We all turn back like one (we were more) and suddenly the second
The Canadian says, shouting with his finger:
It was him, it was him, it was him.
They are probably friends.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5470
 20.05.2008
PapaKarlo (23:14:55 13/05/2008)
I get bored and I become aggressive.

wicked (23:15:54 13/05/2008)
I’ll give you a brush. It calms like

PapaKarlo (23:16:51 13/05/2008)
Do you know which of the ten advisers/promising to buy brushes you just entered?)

PapaKarlo (23:16:57 13/05/2008)
None of the foxes bought.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5469
 20.05.2008
XXX is:
You ate yesterday, Daddy.

YYY :
Have you seen me?

XXX is:
Do you not have me?!!! to

YYY :
I do not remember

XXX is:
Hate to...

XXX is:
You asked me about Annie’s home phone.

YYY :
Where did we see you, man?

XXX is:
In front of my house. You went with a guy on a rush.

YYY :
Fuck, I was also on the rainbow....(((((

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5468
 20.05.2008
by Gabriel:
You will not find one thing in the search for electricity, but you will write this: Unlike the mohnatka, nature has provided the anus to push out, not to receive, and when the one-eyed Joe breaks in there a revolution begins. You are inside him, and he is outside you, it is a natural conquest of the whole.
and fss_stage
OO OO
by Gabriel:
in the

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5467
 20.05.2008
Advertising of the film.
In Big Letters: "Bird Hunt"
A little lower and smaller:
"With the support of the Russian Government"

He is so pissed.

This is not a piar, it is a future plan.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5466
 19.05.2008
Last summer in the village rested, a girl from Moscow City came there, such a glamorous blonde all in red. We decided to walk with her on the field, there was just a cow someone passed, I tell her, watch the bulls run to us, you dress in red, she wasn't scared for a joke, took off the dress, and her underwear was also red, I advised her to take it off, for five seconds she hesitated.:-) Then I took off, I noticed near the seed stack, I say - let's go down so it will be safer :-) they went down, well that the control was with you...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5465
 19.05.2008
Blonde in the office shocked by the names of keys - sitrel and saplock

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5464
 19.05.2008
1: happily one on the dating site with the photos I send:

Lots of letters from:
1) schoolchildren; 2) hackers; 3) just sexually concerned ))))
You will not be left without attention, beautiful woman.

The answer killed:

That is calculated! You don’t know, fuck you can?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5463
 19.05.2008
I go to a friend and he shows me the tea. You know a glass that can be put on fire. Just dirty, dirty, in something blue. I ask him:
This is what?
I forgot on the tiles... and the plastic cover is glass inside!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №5462
 19.05.2008
kr@sty: the frog is not allowed to work
What motivates them?
kr@sty: The dock is closed :-)
DAK HULI FROM FEET
kr@sty: Aga in the blinds
Through the roof like a spider man
kr@sty: O
Kr@sty: Through the toilet like a snake man
And they are...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5461
 19.05.2008
I have a problem with the internet calling. The support:
-"Operator such a greeting!"
-"Hi, I have a low connection speed"
A minute... Yes... The problem exists, the highway is overloaded, the problem is being solved at the moment, everything will be resolved by May 15!
-"Hm... yeah... and what year?"
What" is the meaning?and "
-"Now as if today was the 18th..."
-"... This issue will be resolved soon... thank you for calling..."
Do they want to send me back into the past?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5460
 19.05.2008
I think it is time to tell the truth.
First of all about me: I am 21 years old, I live with my parents, I graduated from PTU, all day I play in the lineup and most importantly - I am a virgin and once dreamed of being an Aitishnik.
And now the terrifying truth: Yes, the girls who give the electricity for you hiding in their compass - no! All the quotes of this kind I sent when I fantasized to rejuvenate.
No is

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5459
 19.05.2008
Talk about the new generation:
A five-year-old creature of this generation has been as much as an hour running the ball on the wall with the words of die fool under the windows of his house.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5458
 19.05.2008
From the forum:
In St. Petersburg began the process on the so-called "affair of a blogger". Dmitry Shirinkin is being tried for the text posted in the Internet diary. In the field of sight of the law enforcement agencies got an insignia on the page of the "Live Journal", in which the user Tetraoks (he is Shirinkin) stated that he wanted to take a gun and kill a couple of dozens of people. This "post" was regarded as a "Fake message about the threat of terrorism".
NTV
I will explode the subway.
Zzz: yyy I am with you...which station will we break?

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5457
 19.05.2008
There are so many quotes on Basha about how they try to raise girls on mines... I don’t understand, it’s what – only in my relationship every sexual act without a condom ends in a min?? to
And there are quotes where the man who has heard about the minetecunilingus is called a perverted man.
Oh my Norris! Here and here, it’s perfectly normal – to make each other enjoyable!
And the quotes on the topic "they were forced to swallow", as if there was something humiliating in it...

I don’t understand something in this life. Maybe I am the wrong girl?? to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5456
 19.05.2008
Today the printer did not want to print.Two times motivated by the fact that there is no paint in the cartridge, and then!!!printed!!! The official statement that the paint has ended...Pizdec technology...They flooded the entire planet.

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