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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16413
 12.05.2009
We had one prep - I don't remember the name - whose eyes are shaken. and
You will not understand where he is looking. He is watching, somehow.
Exam, so that no one can write.
He sits, stuck in some text... suddenly he rises his head sharply:
The young man... Yes, it’s you. Get up and put on the sparkle.
I am on the table.
From all the ends of the audience, a man of ten stands up and puts the spurs.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16412
 12.05.2009
Tomorrow from 8 a.m. to 12 a.m. is a Saturday. The appearance of all
Desire is mandatory. Anyone who does not wish is obliged to notify
the unwillingness of the head of the unit to provide
a documentary confirmation with the justification of its unwillingness. Listings
The unwanted will be given to the administration and nothing will be done to them.
What will happen will be decided by the administration later.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16411
 12.05.2009
I want to take my ass off the chair, lose weight, find a girl, live a real life, learn, prove to everyone that my brains are worth something. And I will do it.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16410
 12.05.2009
I was in the movie on people, so there was a guy who gave up, fell asleep at the beginning of the film.Now everyone was roaring over his snoring,who then even called the guard,but the fuck was when he was awakened by the guard,at the same moment in the movie the door opened and the old grandfather asked the question,Have you slept?and :)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №16409
 12.05.2009
Has anyone noticed that Google doesn’t celebrate Victory Day?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16408
 12.05.2009
Celebration is when you are in line to suck in the garages.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16407
 12.05.2009
Answer to quote...

These girls say they want business guys...I am 21 years old. I can: cook (and not bad), wash (with and without a machine), clean the house, sew everything you can, including socks, repair household appliances, so that everything works. I do a little sport, do not smoke, do not drink. I will soon get a higher education (or 2), I have my own apartment.
So why fucking as soon as I get to know a girl and we get more serious, she tells me to stay friends, and in a week I see her along with some bitch-hop, for whom seeds and beer are the main values in life????? to
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Yes, the girls of Goppa is also a reality. And they begin to fuck together (the herd instinct). You are looking for a girl in the library, maybe there are still untouched Gopnitsk-Ublidovo-Ebučim-Sukana Bydlatska education.

If you find it, sign up, we are experiencing the whole department here.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16406
 12.05.2009
I remembered a funny case when my grandmother played the compass:
My grandmother will stay.
She: God save us

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16405
 12.05.2009
Hubble is the most expensive trick to create desktop wallpapers!!! to

[ + 1078 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16404
 11.05.2009
I go on May 9th, I walk, I walk through a crowded place, on the way home, and I see a picture of how three gopniks fuck up to the VETERAN! In his celebration! I don't know what they needed from him, I first thought what a friend might, but when one of the bastards pushed him, the veteran cried. Apparently from the pain, from the fact that he understood what he fought for, for which he risked his life. And the fools did not stop, they called for something out loud from him. And all who passed by, walked around them, and only struck. And then I, the weak guy who was offended all his life, could not stand. If the situation were a little different, I admit, I would have left there faster, but I approached and gave one of the Gandons a mouth. I’m not going to say I beat them all, why should I lie. I was beaten, if not by the veteran, from whom they turned away by beating me. He went to the town and called the police. I am now lying in the hospital with a brainwashing, and I am shaking over this world. But I would do it again because he once did the same for me.

I am so proud that there are people like you! Thank you for not letting the memory of veterans go away, you can't let this go down! The boy, the boy! I acted like a real man. I will do the same myself!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16403
 11.05.2009
Today I saw a rather funny picture in the pharmacy: seven teenagers aged 14-15 bought one condom.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16402
 11.05.2009
tkadenis: Today the technicians were running first-time and were looking for 404 cabinets))) bghg, not to find him.....

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16401
 11.05.2009
You want to lose weight...
Smok: Break the jaw.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16400
 11.05.2009
Stolen from another site.
— — —
Everything happened on the front.
Once on the battlefield I saw a goat.
The head of the cattle was cut off by a bomb.
I touched it, as if it were whole.
Once I sit in the earth, the tea boiler boils.
The explosion was not my fuck.
I look at the cupboard, the cupboard runs.
I touched it, like nothing.
At the headquarters, away from the war.
I accidentally met my friend.
On the chest of a friend of order, medals.
I touched myself, nothing.
— — —

Today I saw our Governor of Kaliningrad. Dressed in a military uniform and grabbed the whistle, fucking, more than the veterans of the Soviet Union... And it is not shameful to stand next to them – proud even...

An eternal memory to those who gave their lives for us to have a future.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16399
 11.05.2009
XXX: U.S. - Washington - it is forbidden to have sex with a virgin. without any exceptions.
yyy : ))))))))
YYY: I wonder how are the virgins deprived of them?
That’s where Chuck Norris does it.
XXX: The Look

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №16398
 11.05.2009
Someday the creators of Wikipedia will gather all the information about humanity and fly back.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16397
 11.05.2009
Let us remember.
Let us remember the children who were not destined to worry about extracting the referee, because they died of hunger in the Volga, when the country needed resources to build power. Let us remember the young men who were not destined to worry about their first time, because their bodies were scattered by the hooks of tanks breaking into Moscow. Let’s remember the girls who didn’t need a lotion for acne because they were frozen hungry in the blockade of Leningrad. Let us remember the men who, having matured and tried life, went to die, knowing that miracles would not happen. Let us remember the women who were not destined to worry about divorce because they died of exhaustion at defense plants with funerals near their hearts. Let us remember the old men who were not destined to worry about their cholesterol levels because they were buried alive without wasting precious ammunition.
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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16396
 11.05.2009
Anna (23:00:24 8/05/2009)
Tell me, why are you all so dumb???? to

Andrew (23:01:14 8/05/2009)
Only if you tell me why you’re all so stupid.

Anna (23:01:24 8/05/2009)
An interesting question...

Anna (23:01:33 8/05/2009)
We have brains, but we don’t know the user.

Anna (23:01:36 8/05/2009)
Here are the fools.

Andrei (23:01:57 8/05/2009)
And we know, here are the spells.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16395
 11.05.2009
Georgia and the Baltic countries accused Russia of winning the Second World War.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16394
 11.05.2009
Smile :-) : I watch a live broadcast of the semi-finals of hockey 'Russia-USA' our on the helmets advertisement of some insurance company. The Americans right on the forehead of the advertisement of the Zepter gun :-D. Damn I sit even hockey I can't watch normally - I start rubbing when the Americans show big plans
and. It would be easier to wear cakes and everything :)

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